1.
Baked bean pizza?! WHAT?!
2.
Green bean casserole? Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
3.
Bananas on pizza? Quit monkeying around!
4.
Eggs and jalapeño?! Seems fishy.
5.
Pickles on pizza should be a crime!
7.
Leave the apples and beets for the salad...right?!
9.
Spaghetti bolognese is delicious. So is pizza. But who felt the need for spaghetti bolognese pizza?!
10.
Grilled cheese pizza. Huh?!
11.
Pigs in a blanket as a pizza crust? Why, why, WHY?
12.
Jalapeño pretzel pizza? Wouldn't this overwhelm the taste buds?
13.
We're almost done, but can you handle gummy bear pizza?
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AND FOR THAT MATTER, WHO THE HELL PUTS SOUR GUMMY WORMS AND A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ON PIZZA?!
15.
And finally, we're going to end on this "American Hot Dog Pizza." Yep, complete with mustard on top.
