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These Women Tried Makeup That Just Happened To Be Edible And It Was Disgusting

"It tastes... like glue."

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Y'all, we've eaten makeup before, and it was pretty damn nasty. But since there are always new products out there to test (or I guess, eat), we figured we'd give it another go. Because why not!!!

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We do a lot of stuff that doesn't make a lot of sense. One is us eating makeup for this video. Another is Kristin wearing an inexplicable wig (which you'll see in a future vid).

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Oh and by the way – we weren't testing "edible" makeup per say, but rather just makeup that wouldn't kill us.

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With that said, let the games begin! Our first test was Bite Beauty's "Whipped Cherry Lip Scrub."

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And despite that fact that it looked like a delicious barbie-sized yogurt, it sure didn't taste like it.

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Next up was RMS Beauty's "Buriti Bronzer."

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And even though our tongues were as bronze as you in 7th grade after using too much Jergen's natural glow, our stomachs were NOT feeling it.

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Next up was Intelligent Nutrients' antioxidant gloss.

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The one got the critical acclaim from the ladies as "not as bad as the rest."

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Moving along with the bar set low, we tried Antonym's eye liner.

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And well... yeah, it pretty much just tasted like a crayon.

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So Lady-tested. Yes. Lady approved? Nah. More like, Lady-why-the-fuck-did-we-do-that?

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