From Zack and Miri Make a Porno: “I need those... to skate with.”
Mostly used when wanting to buy something unnecessary, but it has a surprisingly large range of uses.
The other day this guy got super pissed when I asked to see his ID when he bought cigarettes. He looked old enough, but our store policy is to ID anyone who looks under 40 so that's what I do. He started ranting about how I was ridiculous and just being difficult for several minutes…
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD if you are going to light candles in every room (or even just one tbh), check with your guests ahead of time. Fragrance allergies are not that uncommon, and they can be a migraine trigger. I really don't want to go to someone's house just to have to leave after…
I love the idea of that first necklace, but why is it being poured into a martini glass? Should be a highball glass or a tumbler. Get it together, people!
Ugh, I had to get braces TWICE and both times they were awful. I don't really remember why I had to have them twice, it was so long ago. I feel like it was for different reasons, but it's possible I just never wore my retainer and my teeth got jacked up again after the first time,…
Re: safety pins being visible on your shirt: this is hard to explain without pictures, but I think you'll get what I mean. Where the buttonholes are on your shirt, the fabric will be doubled up. The strip sewn underneath the front layer is called the facing. If you separate the front…
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