riversmith

Wow. Very early in the process, you had to commit to a fruit palate or a chocolate palate. Highly stressful.

We need a national vote by mail system!!!!

If you come to Portland, don't go to Voodoo Donuts. The line takes forever, and here's a secret: the donuts aren't that good. Go to Bluestar instead.

When my parents first explained to me at 2 or 3 how babies were made, I though that they kind of stood there angled towards each other so that the penis would stay in. I didn't think anyone would move or that it could feel good. Similarly, when I found out that gay people could have… Read More

Johnlock

Advocate for yourself. There are times where you really won't want to correct someone's pronoun usage, but you'll feel better in the long run if you do. Don't compromise on your name or pronouns, either. If you want to be referred to as they/them, make people do it. They will learn… Read More

I watched the Deadpool for the first time with both of my parents. My mom hadn't seen it before. We did the normal freeze-and-pretend-nothing's-happening dance, and it was fine. A few weeks later, I watched it with my dad again. When Ryan Reynolds took it up the ass, my dad said "that… Read More

Why are you a horrible person

Philip Glass' music is really repetitive. It calms my nanny kid down in a minute when he's overstimulated. Pressure hugs are also really helpful for him

Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother. She wasn't canonically bisexual, but she was definitely into Robin more than a straight woman would be. The other is John and Sherlock from Sherlock. Even though the creators didn't make it canon, it felt gay enough to be quasi representation.… Read More