A few years ago right before Christmas my dad kept forgetting to take out the trash, so I left all the bags in his parking spot with a gift bow and a note that said “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.”
In my hometown there are 3 main funeral homes, all of which operate separately. There are 2 men who work at different funeral homes but look exactly alike. Same height, glasses, facial features, everything. We’ve asked both of them and they swear they’re not related. It’s the weirdest…
As long as I can remember, my mom and I’s go-to easy dinner has just been butter noodles. Literally just pasta (usually bow ties or elbows) with butter and salt. It’s really simple, but soooo good.
My mom was born in 1971 (right around the time colored photos became mainstream) and whenever she looked though my grandparents’ old photos and saw that they were all in black and white, she came to the conclusion that her birth had literally brought color into the world.
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