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    People Are Sharing The Pettiest, Most Meaningless Hills They're Still Willing To Die On

    "Push your goddamn chair in."

    Chances are you've got a closet of pet peeves — you know, the seemingly insignificant things that, for whatever reason, drive you up the wall. Some are relatively easy to let slide, but others... Others we'll just about throw hands over.

    Redditor u/shazulmonte wanted to know people's most ridiculous (yet serious) peeves and asked: "What is the pettiest, silliest, most meaningless hill you are willing to die on?"

    And the people were not shy. Check out top responses below. 

    1. "You're not the only person in the grocery store, buddy! Move your cart to the side IN ANTICIPATION of others trying to get by."

    View out the back of a grocery cart in a blurred aisle

    2. "Push your goddamn chair in when you stand up from the table."

    3. "How the dishwasher is loaded."

    4. "That box of useless cables in my closet? You know the one that has a bunch of old USB cables, RCA cables, even S-Video cables, and a shit load of AC adapters I can't find the ends for? Yeah, that box is mine, and I will NEVER throw it away. "

    A big mess of cables of different shades

    5. "When not in use, the microwave is a clock. Stop leaving your unused time on there! You just have to hit the cancel button once, damn!"

    6. "It's 'hear, hear' not 'here, here.' Get it fucking right."

    7. "Close the dang cabinet doors!"

    A hand opening an upper cabinet door

    8. "People who don't mix their sour cream so it isn't soupy on top before they use it — what is wrong with them?"

    A wooden bowl of sour cream with a wooden spoon sticking out of it, and rolled up. burlap under one side

    9. "Those new 'extra-safe, high-visibility' headlights should not be installed in any vehicles larger than a wagon."

    10. "Monopoly is an inherently unbalanced and badly designed game. ON PURPOSE."

    11. "Espresso, not eXpresso."

    12. "Throw away your trash at the movie theater."

    Spilled popcorn at the base of the lit stairs of a movie theater, looking up the aisle with seats on either side

    13. "If you put meat into a grilled cheese, it's not a 'gourmet grilled cheese.' It's a melt."

    Grilled cheese and bologna sandwich on a wooden board with pickle slices and a metal ramekin of ketchup in the background

    14. "If you tell me you are going to 'defiantly' do something, I am going to picture you doing it with defiance. All angry. Marching around pissed off that you had to do it. It’s definitely, people."

    15. "After you’ve finished using something, say, a pair of scissors or a flashlight, PUT THEM BACK WHERE THEY FUCKING BELONG so the next person can use them!"

    Very organized office supplies in different sections

    16. "Chew with your mouth closed."

    17. "Please don't try to have a conversation with me when I'm in another room, especially if I'm doing dishes, laundry, making food, showering, etc."

    An arm pushing down the handle of a running faucet with a small pot and a glass in the sink

    18. "Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't play as a male character in an MMO."

    19. "Toilet paper goes over not under."

    A roll of toilet paper over-side out

    20. "I will argue ALL DAY LONG with people who use apostrophes when something is plural."

    A stop sign at the bottom of the frame with a big empty sky behind it

    21. "Leaving the lights on when there’s no one in the room."

    A group of lightbulbs laid out with one on and the others off

    22. "Do not salt the food I've made you until you've tried it."

    23. "The people ON the elevator EXIT FIRST; that means BEFORE the losers waiting FOR the elevator ENTER. ALWAYS. EVERY TIME. NO EXCEPTIONS."

    A crowded elevator with someone trying to force themself on

    24. "Boneless chicken wings are chicken nuggets."

    A bunch of wings artfully spread out on a surface

    I'm on board with a decent amount of these, and I would add that honey is the finest condiment for any nugget. Go on, fight me!

    Is there a basically frivolous fight that you just can't give up? Let us know in the comments!