Because you never want to be caught on the business end of a mullet.
While vanity plates earn an instant eye-roll, there are some folks out there just doing it right, and sometimes they have to go around the rules.
For every object you put away there is a toddler in the other room taking out four more. And then some.
That distinctive butt-wiggle is getting a lot of attention lately, but before you start yelling "get off my lawn," think back to the days when you used to dance. Hell, think about the dances you do right now. Aren't we all a little bit of twerk?
We cook, we clean, we work, but somehow we all manage to fall just short of the wonder that is Danny Tanner. What makes him the perfect parent?
Behind every masterpiece of modern motherhood lies a chaotic destruction that is surprisingly hardly ever pictured. Until now.