1. Cereal has a lot of trouble staying in the bowl.
2. You own plates that are shaped like Mickey Mouse's head.
3. You live your life to the constant theme music of kids' TV.
4. You can never find your shoes...
5. Until you do.
6. Nothing in those potties grosses you out.
7. Because you know you clean them every day.
8. You understand the importance of a lovey.
No matter what happens to it.
9. You know what "inside snow" means.
10. You hide all glitter on the top shelf.
11. And curse yourself when you forget to do the same for the markers.
12. Your silverware drawer looks like this:
13. Urinating is a royal occasion.
14. You understand the intricacies of attempting to wipe.
15. You're always out of aluminum foil.
16. This is as clean as your bathroom sink gets.
17. You can never find your camera.
18. You have pounds of silly putty in storage.
19. You know how hard it is to sleep in a bed for a kid.
Unless it's your bed.
20. Your carpets look like they haven't been cleaned since 1987.
21. You understand that toys get hungry.
22. This is clean.
23. You know that child shoes are really word problems...
24. You can see that this is a surprised man looking at a tiny elephant.
25. You spend more time putting stuff away than taking it out when you shop.
26. You fail at breakfast.
27. You know how to put sippy cups to good use.
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