1. Cereal has a lot of trouble staying in the bowl. Yahoo / Via shine.yahoo.com And it's also often rainbow-colored. 2. You own plates that are shaped like Mickey Mouse's head. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com And you have no idea how to get the darn pictures to not wash off. 3. You live your life to the constant theme music of kids' TV. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com And really, really need to know where Max and Ruby's parents are. 4. You can never find your shoes... buzzfeed.com 5. Until you do. buzzfeed.com 6. Nothing in those potties grosses you out. Tales of an Unlikely Mother / Via Facebook: Tales-of-an-Unlikely-Mother You're just happy you bought the bowls too big to fall in all the way. 7. Because you know you clean them every day. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com Even though it's freaking nasty. Why can't children be born potty trained? 8. You understand the importance of a lovey. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com No matter what happens to it. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com buzzfeed.com If only adults could be so non-judgmental, right? 9. You know what "inside snow" means. CBS / Via 997now.cbslocal.com 10. You hide all glitter on the top shelf. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com 11. And curse yourself when you forget to do the same for the markers. SodaHead / Via sodahead.com Thank goodness for Magic Eraser. 12. Your silverware drawer looks like this: buzzfeed.com Because kids can figure out child-proof, but they cannot magically grow three feet to reach the cabinets up there. 13. Urinating is a royal occasion. Tales of an Unlikely Mother / Via Facebook: Tales-of-an-Unlikely-Mother And if on a toilet-like apparatus, a cause for great celebration! 14. You understand the intricacies of attempting to wipe. buzzfeed.com And reward them for trying to fix the never-ending-toilet-paper-roll problem they were having. 15. You're always out of aluminum foil. buzzfeed.com And let's not even start on the plastic wrap. 16. This is as clean as your bathroom sink gets. buzzfeed.com Ick. Why can't they just use the step-stool you put in there? 17. You can never find your camera. buzzfeed.com So they do know how to use the step-stool. 18. You have pounds of silly putty in storage. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com And you're still plotting ways to get back at your sister-in-law for her "thoughtful" gifts. 19. You know how hard it is to sleep in a bed for a kid. buzzfeed.com buzzfeed.com Unless it's your bed. buzzfeed.com 20. Your carpets look like they haven't been cleaned since 1987. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com But you just steamed them last week! 21. You understand that toys get hungry. buzzfeed.com Why with the butter and the Elmo, kids? Why? 22. This is clean. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com No, seriously. You should see messy. 23. You know that child shoes are really word problems... buzzfeed.com If the right shoe leaves the foot at two miles and hour and travels twelve inches, and the left shoe leaves the foot 30 minutes later and travels seven feet from secondary location (t2), then...you will never find both shoes at the same time. 24. You can see that this is a surprised man looking at a tiny elephant. buzzfeed.com That is a true story. Who needs phone jacks and electrical outlets when imagination is so much cooler? 25. You spend more time putting stuff away than taking it out when you shop. buzzfeed.com How many tubs of candy do they think you need anyway? Too bad for them the answer is zero. 26. You fail at breakfast. Parentwin / Via parentwin.com If it's not the cereal, it's the cream of wheat. You just can't win. 27. You know how to put sippy cups to good use. buzzfeed.com Because everyone needs something to drink in a house with small children.