30 Of The Baddest Mullets Ever To Party In The Back

Because you never want to be caught on the business end of a mullet.

1. George Clooney

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Now the undisputed king of collected and cool, at 25, George Clooney rocked a hardcore mullet. He also rocked a lot of bathrobes for some reason. Oh, soap operas.

2. Kiefer Sutherland

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You may be familiar with this odd, yet iconic, image of Kiefer Sutherland...

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But have you seen it all cuted up?

3. Toby Keith

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The cowboy hat was a good move.

4. David Hasselhoff

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Don't let the puppies distract you. There's a mullet hiding in this picture.

5. Uncle Jesse

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John Stamos, the only man able to make the mullet hot...ever.

In fact, I need to see that again.

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Complete with a cardigan? Be still my heart.

6. Uncle Joey

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And let's not forget Dave Coulier's mullet, which, as far as I can tell, is responsible for the success of Alanis Morrisette's career.

7. David Bowie

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Killin' it. But maybe it's just the makeup.

Nope, not just the makeup.

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I think it is completely safe to say that David Bowie rocks the mullet. Any time, any age, anywhere.

8. Patrick Swayze

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Aw, see now? Feather it up, and it looks almost normal. Or at least more normal than that leather vest...

9. James Spader

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Spader, wat r u doin'? Spader. STAHP.

10. Scarlett Johansson

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Don't think girls don't have mullets, too. She almost looks like Spader here, no?

11. Carol Brady

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Oh, wait, no. Scarlett was clearly going for the Florence Henderson look.

12. Michael Bolton

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A king of mulletdom. (Also, not sure what's more retro here, his mullet or the Livejournal source.)

13. Billy Ray Cyrus

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Don't forget, folks, before there was the Cyrus tongue, there was the Cyrus mullet.

14. Rod Stewart

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If you want my mullet, and you think I'm sexy...

15. Mel Gibson

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Even the gun can't make ol' crazy-eyes mullet-head look tough.

16. MacGyver

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All he needs is a paper clip, a wad of chewing gum...and some hairspray.

17. Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris's mullet is business in the back.

18. Dog the Bounty Hunter

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Fun fact: This mullet started its career selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door. True story.

19. Bud Bundy

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Good lord, I feel like I'm back in third grade. (1990 for all you young people)

20. Captain Planet

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The only cartoon to make the list. Come on, guys, he can't help it. He's just drawn that way.

21. Charlie Sheen

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Tiger blood.

22. Ellen DeGeneres

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Is it just me or is she adorable no matter what she does?

23. Kurt Russell

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Honestly, though, that's a pretty badass mullet.

Mullet Couple Alert!

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Actually, can these two just win for best couple mullet ever?

24. Rob Lowe

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And now for the mullet most pasted on teenage girls bedroom walls...

25. Michael Jackson

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Wait, I take that back. This mullet may have gotten slightly more wall space. I think we need an academic mullet study.

26. A.C. Slater

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Mario Lopez was the jock with a heart the size of his mullet.

27. Buddy Lembeck

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Willie Aames keeping up with the long tradition of secondary character mullets.

28. Lionel Richie

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Fiesta, forever.

29. Brad Pitt

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Is that...wait, I'm sorry...is that...is that Brad Pitt?

30. Paul McCartney

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And Paul McCartney takes the prize for most unapologetic mullet. Thank you, everyone, for your time.