1. George Clooney Via boards.straightdope.com Now the undisputed king of collected and cool, at 25, George Clooney rocked a hardcore mullet. He also rocked a lot of bathrobes for some reason. Oh, soap operas. 2. Kiefer Sutherland Via bannination.com You may be familiar with this odd, yet iconic, image of Kiefer Sutherland... Via au.lifestyle.yahoo.com But have you seen it all cuted up? 3. Toby Keith Via blogs.smh.com.au The cowboy hat was a good move. 4. David Hasselhoff Via bsidediary.blogspot.com Don't let the puppies distract you. There's a mullet hiding in this picture. 5. Uncle Jesse Via examiner.com John Stamos, the only man able to make the mullet hot...ever. In fact, I need to see that again. Via bubblews.com Complete with a cardigan? Be still my heart. 6. Uncle Joey Via fullhousereviewed.com And let's not forget Dave Coulier's mullet, which, as far as I can tell, is responsible for the success of Alanis Morrisette's career. 7. David Bowie Via cosmopolitan.co.uk Killin' it. But maybe it's just the makeup. Nope, not just the makeup. Via docmanhattan.blogspot.com I think it is completely safe to say that David Bowie rocks the mullet. Any time, any age, anywhere. 8. Patrick Swayze Via cosmopolitan.co.uk Aw, see now? Feather it up, and it looks almost normal. Or at least more normal than that leather vest... 9. James Spader Via partyintheback.tumblr.com Spader, wat r u doin'? Spader. STAHP. 10. Scarlett Johansson Via pinterest.com Don't think girls don't have mullets, too. She almost looks like Spader here, no? 11. Carol Brady Via nowthatsnifty.com Oh, wait, no. Scarlett was clearly going for the Florence Henderson look. 12. Michael Bolton Via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com A king of mulletdom. (Also, not sure what's more retro here, his mullet or the Livejournal source.) 13. Billy Ray Cyrus Via tasteofcountry.com Don't forget, folks, before there was the Cyrus tongue, there was the Cyrus mullet. 14. Rod Stewart Via mullet-mania.web.com If you want my mullet, and you think I'm sexy... 15. Mel Gibson Via dailyfilmquote.com Even the gun can't make ol' crazy-eyes mullet-head look tough. 16. MacGyver Via lildivine.blogspot.com All he needs is a paper clip, a wad of chewing gum...and some hairspray. 17. Chuck Norris Via mulletsighting.com Chuck Norris's mullet is business in the back. 18. Dog the Bounty Hunter Via crankyyoungfart.com Fun fact: This mullet started its career selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door. True story. 19. Bud Bundy Via hollywoodhatesme.wordpress.com Good lord, I feel like I'm back in third grade. (1990 for all you young people) 20. Captain Planet Via online.wsj.com The only cartoon to make the list. Come on, guys, he can't help it. He's just drawn that way. 21. Charlie Sheen Via mulletsighting.com Tiger blood. 22. Ellen DeGeneres Via mulletsighting.com Is it just me or is she adorable no matter what she does? 23. Kurt Russell Via pwsforums.com Honestly, though, that's a pretty badass mullet. Mullet Couple Alert! Via markandlynda.us.com Actually, can these two just win for best couple mullet ever? 24. Rob Lowe Via thatmanitouguy.com And now for the mullet most pasted on teenage girls bedroom walls... 25. Michael Jackson Via dailymullet.tumblr.com Wait, I take that back. This mullet may have gotten slightly more wall space. I think we need an academic mullet study. 26. A.C. Slater Via thedaybookblog.com Mario Lopez was the jock with a heart the size of his mullet. 27. Buddy Lembeck Via forum.bodybuilding.com Willie Aames keeping up with the long tradition of secondary character mullets. 28. Lionel Richie Via thesun.co.uk Fiesta, forever. 29. Brad Pitt Via thegenerationnation.com Is that...wait, I'm sorry...is that...is that Brad Pitt? 30. Paul McCartney Via thegenerationnation.com And Paul McCartney takes the prize for most unapologetic mullet. Thank you, everyone, for your time.