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    30 Of The Baddest Mullets Ever To Party In The Back

    Because you never want to be caught on the business end of a mullet.

    1. George Clooney

    Via boards.straightdope.com

    Now the undisputed king of collected and cool, at 25, George Clooney rocked a hardcore mullet. He also rocked a lot of bathrobes for some reason. Oh, soap operas.

    2. Kiefer Sutherland

    Via bannination.com

    You may be familiar with this odd, yet iconic, image of Kiefer Sutherland...

    Via au.lifestyle.yahoo.com

    But have you seen it all cuted up?

    3. Toby Keith

    Via blogs.smh.com.au

    The cowboy hat was a good move.

    4. David Hasselhoff

    Via bsidediary.blogspot.com

    Don't let the puppies distract you. There's a mullet hiding in this picture.

    5. Uncle Jesse

    Via examiner.com

    John Stamos, the only man able to make the mullet hot...ever.

    In fact, I need to see that again.

    Via bubblews.com

    Complete with a cardigan? Be still my heart.

    6. Uncle Joey

    Via fullhousereviewed.com

    And let's not forget Dave Coulier's mullet, which, as far as I can tell, is responsible for the success of Alanis Morrisette's career.

    7. David Bowie

    Via cosmopolitan.co.uk

    Killin' it. But maybe it's just the makeup.

    Nope, not just the makeup.

    Via docmanhattan.blogspot.com

    I think it is completely safe to say that David Bowie rocks the mullet. Any time, any age, anywhere.

    8. Patrick Swayze

    Via cosmopolitan.co.uk

    Aw, see now? Feather it up, and it looks almost normal. Or at least more normal than that leather vest...

    9. James Spader

    Via partyintheback.tumblr.com

    Spader, wat r u doin'? Spader. STAHP.

    10. Scarlett Johansson

    Via pinterest.com

    Don't think girls don't have mullets, too. She almost looks like Spader here, no?

    11. Carol Brady

    Via nowthatsnifty.com

    Oh, wait, no. Scarlett was clearly going for the Florence Henderson look.

    12. Michael Bolton

    Via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com

    A king of mulletdom. (Also, not sure what's more retro here, his mullet or the Livejournal source.)

    13. Billy Ray Cyrus

    Via tasteofcountry.com

    Don't forget, folks, before there was the Cyrus tongue, there was the Cyrus mullet.

    14. Rod Stewart

    Via mullet-mania.web.com

    If you want my mullet, and you think I'm sexy...

    15. Mel Gibson

    Via dailyfilmquote.com

    Even the gun can't make ol' crazy-eyes mullet-head look tough.

    16. MacGyver

    Via lildivine.blogspot.com

    All he needs is a paper clip, a wad of chewing gum...and some hairspray.

    17. Chuck Norris

    Via mulletsighting.com

    Chuck Norris's mullet is business in the back.

    18. Dog the Bounty Hunter

    Via crankyyoungfart.com

    Fun fact: This mullet started its career selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door. True story.

    19. Bud Bundy

    Via hollywoodhatesme.wordpress.com

    Good lord, I feel like I'm back in third grade. (1990 for all you young people)

    20. Captain Planet

    Via online.wsj.com

    The only cartoon to make the list. Come on, guys, he can't help it. He's just drawn that way.

    21. Charlie Sheen

    Via mulletsighting.com

    Tiger blood.

    22. Ellen DeGeneres

    Via mulletsighting.com

    Is it just me or is she adorable no matter what she does?

    23. Kurt Russell

    Via pwsforums.com

    Honestly, though, that's a pretty badass mullet.

    Mullet Couple Alert!

    Via markandlynda.us.com

    Actually, can these two just win for best couple mullet ever?

    24. Rob Lowe

    Via thatmanitouguy.com

    And now for the mullet most pasted on teenage girls bedroom walls...

    25. Michael Jackson

    Via dailymullet.tumblr.com

    Wait, I take that back. This mullet may have gotten slightly more wall space. I think we need an academic mullet study.

    26. A.C. Slater

    Via thedaybookblog.com

    Mario Lopez was the jock with a heart the size of his mullet.

    27. Buddy Lembeck

    Via forum.bodybuilding.com

    Willie Aames keeping up with the long tradition of secondary character mullets.

    28. Lionel Richie

    Via thesun.co.uk

    Fiesta, forever.

    29. Brad Pitt

    Via thegenerationnation.com

    Is that...wait, I'm sorry...is that...is that Brad Pitt?

    30. Paul McCartney

    Via thegenerationnation.com

    And Paul McCartney takes the prize for most unapologetic mullet. Thank you, everyone, for your time.

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