1. The modified Moonwalk
2. The white man's overbite
4. That dance your boss does
5. Any dance you've ever done to your walkman
And sometimes it goes really wrong...
And sometimes politicians try it...
7. Any dance you've ever done while high
8. That dance you do when you're happy
Will Smith also has a super-excited version of this.
It also comes in "girl."
9. The Twist
10. The Elaine dance
11. That 1-2-3 shuffle thing
12. The "He-ey, baby"
13. The headbob
14. Basically, any dance done by a white person
And Napoleon Dynamite
And especially if you're Gary Busey.
Okay, maybe the Blues Brothers can get away with it.
15. The washing machine
16. The lawnmower
18. Roller Disco
Unless you're this person.
19. The conga
20. The running man
22. Line dancing
23. The cowboy
24. The Carlton
You know, it's important to note that Carlton also twerks...
Of course, not like this...
The bottom line is, all dances, when they first come out, are likened to sex. And they're not sex. They're dances. They all look strange to the old bats like me, rise in popularity anyway, then are destined to be made fun of by the younger generations who in turn come up with their new dancing forms (The Twist, anyone? Disco?).
It's a beautiful evolution, really. Just keep it off my lawn, you damn kids.