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34 Deliciously Ridiculous Rick Perry Quotes

Sometimes these things just write themselves.

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He neglects to mention that while Texas is creating all these jobs, they also have the highest unemployment rate in the nation. And even ignoring that, I'd still take a state where guys can marry guys.

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Yeah. I'm going to need some citation on that. And if you mention number of deaths in car accidents or number of violent crime deaths in Britain, you automatically lose the debate, just so you know.

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