I was going with my relatively new college boyfriend to visit his family in his home town. About halfway through the drive, his sister (in high school at the time) called him and he put the phone on speaker since he was driving. She was freaking out because she and the two younger…
#13 To expand even more, when astronomers look at distant galaxies, they’re looking back in time. We’re seeings galaxies billions of lights years away as they were billions of years ago. If we can detect the furthest faintest light, we can see back to the beginning of the universe…
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting and Pascal runs off to hide. But Newton just stands there and draws a box around himself in the dirt. Einstein opens his eyes and says “Newton what you are doing? I found you!” to which Newton replies…
My partner, his best friend, and I use “bukkake” to mean anything terrible/bad/annoying. “Ugh traffic is bukkake” “Bukkake I forgot to thaw the chicken” I don’t even remember how it started anymore but it’s become so engrained in our friend language (especially my partner and me)…
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I recently had a flight delayed because right as we were supposed to push back from the gate, a plane passing behind us had a maintenance issue and blocked us in!
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