My grandma's kitchen-aid mixer from the sixties is still going like a champion, my bodum French press has withstood twice daily use since 1999 and shows no signs of disrepair, and much to my surprise I've been wearing the same north face hoodie for six years and I don't plan to buy…
Each of these items fills me with blind rage, but living in the dreadful cesspool that is Seattle has desensitised me enough to keep me from punching every jerk who wants to talk about mandolins and beard oil and cycling.
Dick's. It's literally the only good thing about Seattle. Deluxe, chzbrg, fries, two tartar, and a chocolate shake, get in my face. Nothing beats a fresh bag of Dick's.
A number of independent shops in my area (Seattle) have a self-serve honour bar for drip coffee. $1, or 50 cents if you brought your own cup, no waiting, it's lovely.
The way it cycles back to "morning. Your alarm is painful." Really hits home. Seriously every day I am slightly late for work because I stayed in bed too long deciding between work, packing everything up and disappearing, and death.
A few weeks back I was dancing around my room, singing Justin Bieber, tripped over my mattress, and broke my elbow. My bestie says I deserved it for singing Justin Bieber.
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