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Coffee Shops Should Have A Separate Line For People Who Just Want A Damn Cup Of Coffee

A Very Important petition to the coffee shops of America.

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But when I go to a coffee shop to get a cup of coffee, I realize how many people are NOT THERE FOR COFFEE.


So, coffee shops of America, I have an idea: Make a separate line for those of us who just want a goddamned cup of coffee.


So we don't have to wait behind someone ordering a half-caf, sugar-free, extra-shot caramel-chai macchiato, extra hot.