Coffee Shops Should Have A Separate Line For People Who Just Want A Damn Cup Of Coffee

A Very Important petition to the coffee shops of America.

I like coffee. Just plain, drip coffee. With a little milk.

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And by "like" I mean "depend on to continue living."

But when I go to a coffee shop to get a cup of coffee, I realize how many people are NOT THERE FOR COFFEE.

This is not coffee.

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Also not coffee.

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Very pretty, but not coffee.

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The thing about a plain cup of coffee is that it is already prepared. It is nice and hot, and no one needs to do anything except pour it into an extra-large cup for me.

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There is no need to pull espresso shots....

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To steam milk...

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Whip cream...

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Or shave chocolate!

OR MAKE ART

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So, coffee shops of America, I have an idea: Make a separate line for those of us who just want a goddamned cup of coffee.

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So we don't have to wait behind someone ordering a half-caf, sugar-free, extra-shot caramel-chai macchiato, extra hot.

Please and thank you.

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Signed: Coffee-Lovers of America