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How Hipster Intolerant Are You?

"ENOUGH," you shout to the masses. Ironically.

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    Check off everything that you simply refuse to tolerate anymore:

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    Via reddit.com
    Paying $98 for a literal stump.
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    Via Twitter: @katie_sally
    Another goddamn artisanal coffee shop opening up.
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    Via thesparkyman.com
    Whatever this is.
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    Via reddit.com
    Public yarn-spinning.
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    Via wordpress.com
    This guy.
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    Via reddit.com
    THIS guy.
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    Via Twitter: @VSmaz
    Crab salad served in a turned-over flowerpot.
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    Via reddit.com
    These bicycle things.
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    Via Thinkstock
    Meaningless fad tattoos.
    Via Thinkstock
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    Via thesparkyman.com
    This haircut.
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    Via regretfulmorning.com
    These haircuts.
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    Via Twitter: @MischaBK
    Ruining popcorn.
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    Via reddit.com
    Ear hats (???).
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    Via Twitter: @fitbafan
    A full English breakfast served on an actual shovel.
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    Via imgur.com
    On the topic of shovels, this USB drive shaped like a shovel.
    Via imgur.com
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    Via reddit.com
    A sad man writing you a street poem on his typewriter.
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    Via Twitter: @veritysw
    Eating flowers on purpose.
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    Via Sophia Gadd/BuzzFeed
    Those funny/edgy chalkboard signs outside of bars.
    Via Sophia Gadd/BuzzFeed
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    Via Instagram: @sarasuyin
    Edison bulbs.
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    Via James Morley/ Flickr: whatsthatpicture
    Buying and displaying photos of dead people who aren't related to you.
    Via James Morley/ Flickr: whatsthatpicture
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    Via Louis Allen/ Flickr: rovingisydney
    Fucking clipboard menus at restaurants.
    Via Louis Allen/ Flickr: rovingisydney
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    Via dropbox.com
    Wasting food to get a weird picture.
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    Via pitchfork.com
    Name-dropping bands nobody cares about.
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    Via Flickr: toymaster
    Being nostalgic for an era you never lived through.
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    Via Twitter: @boynextRAWR
    "Deconstructing" meals that are better off constructed.
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    Via karmacola.com.au
    Off-brand sodas in glass bottles.
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    Via manchestersfinest.com
    Restaurants with "mission statements" printed in the menu.
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    Via Twitter: @XERQio
    This beard-saver on a pint of some craft ale, probably.
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    Via Twitter: @ronniejoice
    Ruining guacamole (that's Brussels sprouts guac if you can't read it).
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    Via Twitter: @Rachrinc
    Also see: kale guacamole.
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    Via regretfulmorning.com
    Stags everywhere for some reason?
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    Via dropbox.com
    People putting stuff in their beards.
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    Via emojipedia.org
    The overwhelming feeling that life is a competition that you've somehow already lost, despite your youth.
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    Via Zoonar/S.Heap
    Ukuleles.
    Via Zoonar/S.Heap
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    Via dropbox.com
    Only doing things to get a good Instagram shot.
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    Via m-gucci/Thinkstock
    Music festivals.
    Via m-gucci/Thinkstock
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    Via popwrapped.com
    Coachella, specifically.
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    Via instagram.com
    Owning several empty leather-bound notebooks.
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    Via Flickr: torley
    #AESTHETIC
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    Via reddit.com
    Bragging about a vinyl collection.
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    Via commons.wikimedia.org
    [FREE SPACE] for anything else that you refuse to tolerate. Please add yours in the comments.
 
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