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    If You're Tired Of The Same Old Dad Jokes, Here Are 19 Very Funny New Ones

    The dads have been busy.

    We love dad jokes here at BuzzFeed — we've made lists of 100 classic dad jokes, quizzed you on your dad joke prowess, and even made up our own original Halloween dad jokes.

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    But lately we've been jonesing for some NEW dad jokes. Thankfully, the dad joke aficionados of r/dadjokes have us covered. Here are the best new groaners they've come up with over the last year:

    1. "Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable."

    2. "Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021."

    u/Ramzee24

    3. "My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, 'NOT THE KRYPTONITE!' and I said, 'That’s Superman.' He said, 'Thanks, man, I've been practicing."

    Warner Bros.

    4. "The average person is really mean."

    u/o0oo00oo0o

    5. "I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Kid to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?!'"

    6. "Asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up. Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out."

    u/Hana-Chi

    7. "Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old. Those are the years you're in your prime."

    8. "I'd never let my children watch the orchestra. There's too much sax and violins."

    u/theDwarfed

    9. "My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll return."

    20th Century Fox

    10. "My son told me he didn't understand cloning. I told him, 'That makes two of us.'"

    u/26326312

    11. "eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."

    ABC

    12. "I just saw my wife trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold."

    u/porichoygupto

    13. "I have a Russian friend who’s a sound engineer. And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too."

    Paramount

    14. "My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, 'What’s wrong?' She screamed, 'These contractions are going to kill me!' 'I am sorry, honey,' I replied. 'What is wrong?'

    u/Bakedschwarzenbach

    15. "Cop: 'I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'"

    16. "I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought, Wow, this is ledge ‘n’ dairy."

    u/changhaobyu

    17. "Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire."

    20th Century Fox

    18. "For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me the most secretive guy in the office. I can't tell you how much this award means to me."

    u/simplyGagi

    19. "I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix."

    NBC

    For more groans and laughs check out r/dadjokes.

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