115 Of The Absolute Funniest Knock Knock Jokes

    Bet you'll find a new favorite!

    There's nothing like a knock knock joke. Quick to the point, reliably amusing, and even involves audience participation.

    Woman smiling with her hand raised in a seated audience

    Next time you're stalled for conversation or just want to make someone laugh, try one of these knock knock jokes out on them!

    1.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    A little old lady.

    A little old lady who?

    I had no idea you could yodel!

    2.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Saul.

    Saul who?

    Saul there is. There ain’t no more.

    3.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Ida.

    Ida who?

    Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?

    Woman laughing while holding a smartphone, lying on a couch

    4.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Leon.

    Leon who?

    Leon me … when you’re not strong!

    5.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Cash.

    Cash who?

    No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.


    6.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Euripides.

    Euripides who?

    Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

    7.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    A wood wok.

    A wood wok who?

    A wood wok 500 miles, and a wood wok 500 more!

    8.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Heywood.

    Heywood who?

    Heywood you go on a date with me?


    Two people sitting and laughing, one holding a smartphone, in casual attire

    9.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Sherwood.

    Sherwood who?

    Sherwood like to see you sometime!

    10.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Police.

    Police who?

    Police tell me I’m your type!

    11.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Wendy.

    Wendy who?

    Wendy you think we can go on a date?

    12.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Aherd.

    Aherd who?

    Aherd you like knock-knock jokes!

    13.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Wire.

    Wire who?

    Wire you so cute?

    Elderly woman laughing with her hands up, wearing a necklace and a polka-dot top

    14.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Eyesore.

    Eyesore who?

    Eyesore do like you!

    15.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Candice.

    Candice who?

    Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

    16.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Juno.

    Juno who?

    Juno I love you, don’t you?

    17.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Snow.

    Snow who?

    Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.

    18.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Anita.

    Anita who?

    Anita use your bathroom

    Person laughing in a crowd with a window in the background

    19.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Aldo.

    Aldo who?

    Aldo anything for you.

    20.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Baby Yoda.

    Baby Yoda who?

    Baby, Yoda best!

    21.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Needle.

    Needle who?

    I needle little love right now.

    22.

    Will you remember me in a day?

    Yes

    Will you remember me in an hour?

    Yes

    Will remember me in a minute?

    Yes

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Aw, you forgot me already.

    23.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Cornflakes

    Cornflakes who?

    I'll tell you next week, it's a cereal.

    Two women laughing together on a hammock with a book

    24.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Arthur

    Arthur who?

    Arthur any cookies left?

    25.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Grandad 

    Shit, open the coffin!

    26.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Figs.

    Figs who?

    Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

    27.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Annie.

    Annie who?

    Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

    28.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Annie.

    Annie who?

    Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

    Two individuals of different generations laughing and engaging in conversation while sitting at an outdoor table

    29.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Iran.

    Iran who?

    Iran here. I’m tired!

    30.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Amos.

    Amos who?

    A mosquito. Look, right there!

    31.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Isabel. 

    Isabel who? 

    Isabel broken? I had to knock!

    32.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Hatch. 

    Hatch who? 

    Bless you!

    33.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Dishes. 

    Dishes who? 

    Dishes the police, open up!

    Man in a casual shirt and jacket smiling while looking at his smartphone on a city street

    34.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who’s there? 

    Ice cream. 

    Ice cream who? 

    Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!

    35.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who’s there? 

    Luke. Luke who? 

    Luke through the peephole and find out!

    36.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who’s there?

    Justin. 

    Justin who? 

    Justin time for dinner!

    37.

    Knock, knock. 

    Who’s there? 

    Honeydew. 

    Honeydew who? 

    Honeydew you know how much I love you?

    38.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Wooden shoe.

    Wooden shoe who?

    Wooden shoe you like to hear another joke?

    39.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Gorilla.

    Gorilla who?

    Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm starving!


    40.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Harry.

    Harry who?

    Harry up and open the door, it's freezing!

    41.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Octopus.

    Octopus who?

    Octo-pus your hands together for this next one!


    42.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Frog.

    Frog who?

    Frog-et about it!

    43.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Owl.

    Owl who?

    Owl always love you!

    44.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Tank.

    Tank who?

    You're welcome!

    45.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Alpaca.

    Alpaca who?

    Alpaca the suitcase; you load up the car!

    Senior woman laughing while using her smartphone

    46.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad we're telling jokes?

    47.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Olive.

    Olive who?

    Olive your jokes are bad.

    48.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Boo.

    Boo who?

    Don't cry, it's just a joke!

    49.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Oink oink.

    Oink oink who?

    Are you a pig or an owl?

    50.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Owls.

    Owls who?

    They sure do!

    Woman laughs at her computer

    51.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Abe Lincoln.

    Abe Lincoln who?

    You don't recognize me??!!

    52.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Adorable.

    Adorable who?

    A-door-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!


    53.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Goliath.

    Goliath who?

    Go lieth thee down, thou looks tired!

    54.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Cargo

    Cargo who?

    CAR GO BEEP BEEP!

    55.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Britney Spears

    Britney Spears who?

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Britney Spears. OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN!


    Woman laughs covering her mouth looking at phone

    56.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Daisy.

    Daisy who?

    DEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN


    57.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Kenya.

    Kenya who?

    Kenya open the door?


    58.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The.

    The Who?

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (in the style of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who)

    59.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    I eat mop.

    I eat mop who?

    Ew.

    60.

    Knock knock. 

    Who's there? 

    Lettuce! 

    Lettuce who? 

    Lettuce in.

    Mature African American woman laughing against white background

    61.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Yoda lady.

    Yoda lady who?

    I didn't know you could yodel!

    62.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Europe.

    Europe who?

    No, you're a poo!

    63.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    You.

    You who?

    Big summer blowout.


    64.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Interrupting cow wh—

    MOO!


    65.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    To.

    To who?

    It's to whom.

    Young man with smartphone and headphones sitting in cafe and laughing

    66.

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Cook.

    Cook who?

    Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.


    67.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    A week.

    A week who?

    Yeah, we coo'.


    68.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Wah.

    Wah who?

    It’s-a me Mario!


    69.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there? 

    HIPAA.

    HIPAA who? 

    I’m sorry, I’m not authorized to release that information.

    70.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Control freak.

    Con–

    –Okay, now you say, "Control freak who?"

    Two women laughing and holding each other

    71.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Dejav.

    Dejav who?

    Knock, knock.

    72.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Nobel.

    Nobel who?

    There's no bell...that’s why I knocked.

    73.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Art.

    Art who?

    R2D2!

    74.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Shamp.

    Shamp who?

    Does my hair really look that dirty?

    75.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Doctor.

    Doctor who?

    Oh my gosh, I'm such a big fan!

    Man laughs at his cell phone

    76.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Hike.

    Hike who?

    I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!

    77.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Yah.

    Yah who?

    No, I use Google.

    78.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Colin.

    Colin who?

    Colonization! Just kidding, colonizers don't knock before coming in.

    79.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Opportunity, and I don't knock twice!

    80.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Thermos.

    Thermos who?

    Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!

    Man in cardigan laughing

    81.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Norma Lee.

    Norma Lee who?

    Normally I'd call first, but I had to see you! 

    82.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Mikey.

    Mikey who?

    My key is lost — can you let me in?

    83.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Hutch.

    Hutch who?

    Bless you!

    84.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Tat.

    Tat who?

    No thanks, I'm afraid of needles.

    85.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Cowsgo.

    Cowsgo who?

    No, cows go MOO!

    Woman leans on friends shoulder, both are laughing

    86.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Spell.

    Spell who?

    W-h-o.

    87.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Cash.

    Cash who?

    Nah, but I'll take some almonds if you got them.

    88.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Pecan.

    Pecan who?

    Pecan somebody your own size!

    89.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Fur.

    Fur who?

    Fur you, I can be anyone.

    90.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Alien.

    Alien who?

    Alien — wait, how many aliens do you know?

    Woman whispers into friend's ear and she laughs

    91.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Baby owl.

    Baby owl who?

    Baby, I'll see you later at my place.



    92.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Disguise.

    Disguise who?

    Dis guy is your boyfriend? You could do so much better.

    93.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Ida.

    Ida who?

    Surely, it's pronounced Ida-ho?

    94.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Urine.

    Urine who?

    You're insecure; don't know what for.


    95.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Bacon.

    Bacon who?

    Bae, can you give me a kiss?

    A woman makes finger gun motion and laughs

    96.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Wafer.

    Wafer who?

    Wafer me — I'm coming!

    97.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Radio.

    Radio who?

    Radio not, here I come!

    98.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Ariana Grande.

    Ariana Grande who?

    Okay, boomer!

    99.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

    100.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Anna Partridge.

    Anna Partridge who?

    Anna Partridge in a pear tree!

    Closeup of a happy young family having good time together and laughing

    101.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Madam.

    Madam who?

    Ma damn foot is stuck in the door!

    102.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Omar.

    Omar who?

    Omargod, I have the wrong door!

    103.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Leash.

    Leash who?

    Leash you could do is open the door!

    104.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Breaking dawn.

    Breaking dawn who?

    I’m breaking dawn this door with my powerful vampire knocks!

    105.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Beets.

    Beets who?

    Beets me!

    Man in red sweater laughing and pointing

    106.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Otto.

    Otto who?

    Otto know. I've got amnesia.

    107.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Interrupting pirate.

    Interrupting pir–

    ARRRRRRRRRRRR!

    108.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Desiree.

    Desiree who?

    Desiree of sunshine shining through my window.

    109.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Avenue.

    Avenue who?

    Avenue heard this joke before?

    110.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Forget.

    Forget who?

    Forget you!

    Man points and laughs

    111.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Woo.

    Woo who?

    Sounds like a party in there!

    112.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    A broken pencil.

    A broken pencil who?

    Nevermind, there's no point.

    113.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Stopper.

    Stopper who?

    Stop'er! She's running off with your newspaper!

    114.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Moron.

    Moron who?

    Moron that later, after these messages from our sponsors.

    115.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Dewey?

    Dewey who?

    Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes?

    Well, do you have a new favorite? Did we miss one that you love? Let us know in the comments!