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Or like a hallmark worthy story where a firefighter saved a woman’s life and they fell in love and got married because of 9/11

Solar Plexus, instep, nose, GROIN

I want to be his friend more than anything else

Sounds like they were teenagers. They’re dumb sometimes

Your friends mom is the real MVP there. Instead of excusing her daughters bad behavior she tells her what’s up.

I mean isn’t that the entire point of Las Vegas though?

The Matthew Broderick thing is definitely something if you saw Ferris before Godzilla - I really enjoyed him in that film but I saw it before I saw Ferris Bueller

You all realize that he was joking right? The lead actor in his protect was still in preK when Superbad came out so it wasn’t his time but learning how much he loved it must have felt really good. That’s the point I took away anyway

I think it’s the way you say it. We just went on a work trip and my colleague introduced himself to a teacher on the trip with us saying “nice to meet you mr x” and he just glared at us and said “it’s DOCTOR to you” just made me eye roll so hard

Unfortunately not. They dropped my groceries off at the wrong address, didn’t answer the phone and I reported it and they said “well it WAS dropped off so we’re not refunding you”