“This is my fight song, take back my lysol.”
They’ve officially resigned.
More like a fear of falling to my death.
The universe has a very strange sense of humor.
So much time, so little to do.
Who needs a relationship when you have an ear and a Q-tip?
We’re not anti-social — we’re just misunderstood.
They’re the GIFs that keep giving. h/t to Reddit.
This is why we can’t have world peace.
“I don’t know about you, but I’m still looking 22.”
Cosmo and Wanda, y’all ain’t slick.
He’s the mayor everyone Naheeds, not the mayor everyone deserves.
You say “tomato,” I say “Clamato.”
Humans can’t get any cruller than this.
College just got a lot more…expensive.
#BeautifulBum. UPDATE: Bublé has issued a statement saying he did not mean for the picture to be offensive.