They fucking would not be in one with ME, I mean holy god-damned nasty bodily effluvia what is WRONG with these fucking troglodytes. Suddenly, my bf occasionally leaving non-kitchen things on the counter or washing dishes but not putting them away is charming instead of 🙄, so thanks…
HATH THOU TRIED ARSENIC?
I hath not, but I DIDTH bury a round stone under a yew tree at new moone and then turned thrice widdershins and all that happened was my horse woke up lame.
Doth I put the arsenic in mine evening meade, or rub in on withe a poultice?
Shrug, I refer to myself and other women as "girls" all the time, and I'm 51. And despite being originally from the south (and living there again now, ugh, help), I grew up mostly in the midwest and -- like Collapse a few comments up -- also use "guys/you guys/those guys" to refer…
elle fanning got the memo and read it TWICE, and apparently had a study group with karlie kloss and possibly ayo edibiri. ballerini, surely your couturier could've found a powermesh that actually matches your skin and doesn't read like mosquito netting? michelle yeoh ilysm but I don't…
Hey boomer parents, I hope y'all have a couple million in savings, because with you guys spending the last three or four decades pushing out unions, voting for tax cuts (once you were making enough money for it to matter to you personally), slashing social services bc bOoTstRaPs,…
Seconding the entire comment on Piranesi -- the resolution seemed so, well, prosaic? Hollow, simplistic, lacking the complexity and sense of wonder in the first two thirds. Admittedly though, Jonathan Strange is a hiiiiigh, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHH watermark, particularly for a first novel…
#3 [insert gif of the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark wherein Indy attempts to very quickly and smoothly swap a bag of sand for a golden idol on a weight-sensitive pedestal]
[Unless that hotel room also has booby traps, which frankly at this rate would not be shocking]
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