Before you rock the vote, rock a graphic tee. We'd include Republicans too, but there are a lot of them.
As told by a series of stock photo moms.
The definitive guide to cleaning your entire place in less than an hour. Dancing optional but encouraged.
Step 1: Hire a photographer to follow you around at all time. Who is always taking pictures of those girls?
May its yellowing seeds in rows like decaying pumpkin teeth not give you nightmares tonight.
Where's the Transmogrifier that can turn me into a person with a job?
There's nothing more grown-up than getting personalized stationary. Or a Roth IRA, but...you know, baby steps.
Just some of your favorite celebs and their totally not-strange-sounding names.
Time to separate the Dr. Frank N. Furters from the Dr. Frank N. FAKERS.
Check off the books you've read on the all-White, all-male reading list of Twitter's favorite literary snob. From GuyInYourMFA.com
Re-watch "Chamber of Secrets" and you'll realize that it's easily the flimsiest of all the Potter films . All of these observations of dumb shit are with regards to the movie.
Our unique heroine is special. She's going to start a rebellion.