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POLL: How Do You Feel About Honeydew, The Worst Fruit In The World?

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  1. How do you feel about honeydew, the worst fruit in the world?

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    Honeydew is obviously the worst fruit. That's why it's always left in the fruit bowl at the end of parties.
    It's like the cucumber of the fruit world, if cucumber tasted like slimy balls.
    Its pale green hue is like the flesh of an unfriendly alien.
    This poll is already making my mouth water, but in a bad way, like I'm about to throw up.
    Honeydew is awesome! Wait, are we not talking about the Muppet, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew? Because the fruit is garbage.
    Salty wet garbage.
    I do not mind the taste of the green fruit flesh at all! In fact, I even enjoy it! And, I might add, I am certainly not an Ex Machina robot disguised as a common "poll-taker" such as yourself!
    Meh.

POLL: How Do You Feel About Honeydew, The Worst Fruit In The World?

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How do you feel about honeydew, the worst fruit in the world?
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    Honeydew is obviously the worst fruit. That's why it's always left in the fruit bowl at the end of parties.
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    It's like the cucumber of the fruit world, if cucumber tasted like slimy balls.
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    Its pale green hue is like the flesh of an unfriendly alien.
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    This poll is already making my mouth water, but in a bad way, like I'm about to throw up.
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    Honeydew is awesome! Wait, are we not talking about the Muppet, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew? Because the fruit is garbage.
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    Salty wet garbage.
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    I do not mind the taste of the green fruit flesh at all! In fact, I even enjoy it! And, I might add, I am certainly not an Ex Machina robot disguised as a common "poll-taker" such as yourself!
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    Meh.
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