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16 Ikea Lamps So Terrible They Serve As Proof Sweden Hates Us

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1. This tutu shouldn't have a place on your desk.

It's like a bad wedding dress and a old Hollywood dressing robe had a threesome with a lightbulb.
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It's like a bad wedding dress and a old Hollywood dressing robe had a threesome with a lightbulb.

2. They modeled this one off the clump of hair that gets left in the shower drain.

And covered it in LED lights.
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And covered it in LED lights.

3. In case you need a reminder to take your pills in the morning:

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4. Perfect if Roberto is your favorite character from Futurama.

And you're not afraid of lights that look like they might want to stab you.
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And you're not afraid of lights that look like they might want to stab you.

5. The only ceiling lamp that looks more like fungal spores than a ceiling lamp.

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6. Here's a lamp that comes wrinkled on purpose, for some reason.

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7. Finally: a lamp that hits the perfect middle ground between alien cyclops and medical probe.

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8. A lamp that reminds you of how terrible your split ends are getting.

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9. This was a leftover piece of packaging plastic that fell into acid green paint and an IKEA designer turned into a floor lamp as a joke.

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10. A lamp that doubles as a pod for an alien fetus.

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11. An outdoor floor lamp, apparently.

Because you've always wanted a glowing green pear on your porch.
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Because you've always wanted a glowing green pear on your porch.

12. An oblong spheroid with ruffles and tiny thin legs.

This lamp would only worth the 3 feet of space it needs for its diameter if you could crouch inside to hide.
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This lamp would only worth the 3 feet of space it needs for its diameter if you could crouch inside to hide.

13. Basically just a shower curtain wrapped around a pole.

BONUS: could double as a halloween costume for the Karate Kid!
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BONUS: could double as a halloween costume for the Karate Kid!

14. Inspired by the pumpkin bombs the Green Goblin throws in Spider-Man.

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15. It's like a genie granted a wish to one of those snakes that pops out of a prank peanut can.

And that wish was to become a 5-foot-tall lamp.
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And that wish was to become a 5-foot-tall lamp.

16. A wall lamp that manages to look like a vintage Sega console but not cool.

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