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    16 Ikea Lamps So Terrible They Serve As Proof Sweden Hates Us

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    1. This tutu shouldn't have a place on your desk.

    2. They modeled this one off the clump of hair that gets left in the shower drain.

    3. In case you need a reminder to take your pills in the morning:

    4. Perfect if Roberto is your favorite character from Futurama.

    5. The only ceiling lamp that looks more like fungal spores than a ceiling lamp.

    6. Here's a lamp that comes wrinkled on purpose, for some reason.

    7. Finally: a lamp that hits the perfect middle ground between alien cyclops and medical probe.

    8. A lamp that reminds you of how terrible your split ends are getting.

    9. This was a leftover piece of packaging plastic that fell into acid green paint and an IKEA designer turned into a floor lamp as a joke.

    10. A lamp that doubles as a pod for an alien fetus.

    11. An outdoor floor lamp, apparently.

    12. An oblong spheroid with ruffles and tiny thin legs.

    13. Basically just a shower curtain wrapped around a pole.

    14. Inspired by the pumpkin bombs the Green Goblin throws in Spider-Man.

    15. It's like a genie granted a wish to one of those snakes that pops out of a prank peanut can.

    16. A wall lamp that manages to look like a vintage Sega console but not cool.