1. Practice the casual gaze off to the side.
2. The gaze to the side is essential.
3. Especially if you gaze off to the right while in front of a brick wall.
4. Advanced move: looking to the right while laughing.
Stare at the ground like you dropped your insurance card and you have no idea how you would get a new one.
6. You really need to find that insurance card.
7. WHERE COULD IT HAVE POSSIBLY FALLEN?
8. Pretend the ground just reminded you of a hilarious inside joke.
9. "Oh ground, you're my best friend."
10. Mirror your image like you're posing with your own sexy identical twin.
11. You and your sexy twin should ideally look like you're the leading ladies of a weird new Bond movie.
13. Or an 80's superhero show.
14. Make sure your followers know what beverage you're drinking at all times.
18. Avoid being seen without your sunglasses.
19. They are your constant companion.
20. Inside, outside - it makes no difference.
21. You need your sunglasses.
22. You love your sunglasses.
23. You and your sunglasses are one.
24. Sunglasses are your family now.
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