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I would love to see Lillian from "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" ruling the streets of East Dogmouth in the 70s

Franklin will always be the turtle to me

Wtf Dakota Johnson, I would literally rather die than have my mom watch me in sex scenes like that. I feel like that's a worst nightmare situation for most people.

I did not know that women could orgasm in their sleep until it happened to me. It first happened to me when I was pregnant 13 years ago, and it continues to this day. Usually it happens when I'm having a sexy dream, but not always. Nature's cruel joke on me is that I can c*m in my… Read More

You dated a known racist and you're blaming the backlash on the people who fund your disgusting billionaire lifestyle instead of just holding yourself accountable for your poor choices. You need to grow up, little girl.

I hate myself for clicking on this. I want her to have the momager special for headlines like this.

I agree with this 1000%. Contemplating the existence of billionaires is my Roman Empire.

As a bartender, one thing that always bothers me is when someone orders a whiskey (or whatever) at the bar, then says "Leave the bottle," and the bartender actually leaves the bottle! What?!? Bottle service is a thing, but not at the types of establishments where this usually occurs… Read More

I live about 40 miles northwest of Austin, we just laid on the grass in our front yard and enjoyed the show. Everything got quiet during totality except for the wild peacocks that live in our neighborhood, they went nuts

@BeanieBaby99, yesss, let's put them both in bear suits