1. A FlexiSnake tool that'll remove so much gunk and hair from your drains you could probably make a wig with it (but plz, don't).
2. High-waisted leggings you can throw on to lounge around your apartment or pair with an oversized sweater for brunch — truly the most versatile (and necessary) item of clothing you'll ever own.
3. A heatable dumpling plushie that'll make you forget all a-bao-t your sore muscles or stomach cramps.
4. A 12-inch foam roller you'll surprisingly get a lot of use of even if you aren't a gym rat. It's perfect for loosening the muscles in your back/legs after sitting at a desk all day.
5. A pack of oven liners that'll protect the bottom of your oven from any overflow/oozing and let you continue on pretending you're competing on The Great British Baking Show worry-free.
6. Cable clips to attach to your many charging wires to finally form a manageable system that won't have you fumbling to untangle cords every time you want to charge your phone.

7. Or a double extension cord so you can run an endless amount of power throughout your home without trying to track down another outlet.

8. A floral duvet set made of 80% cotton to make you feel like you're diving into a field of flowers every night when you climb under the covers.
9. A clear bubble umbrella you definitely won't be sorry you purchased when a sudden rainstorm starts pouring down on you and you're happily protected and dry.
10. Or a lightweight raincoat for anyone who absolutely hates umbrellas (they can be a real hassle, don't @ me), but still wants to feel comfortable strolling in the rain.

11. Solid camis you can layer under T-shirts, sweaters, or wear on their own while you lounge around the house. They're a must-have staple item!
12. A closet organizer hanger to hang your bras or tank tops and create some much-needed space so you can buy MORE clothes.
13. Or velvet hangers that may seem ordinary but'll transform your closet from one that says "hot mess" to "oh yes."
14. Acne absorbing cover patches that'll blend in with any skin tone and are gentle enough for any skin type, so you can go about your day without worrying that it looks like you're growing a second head on your face.
15. A cleaning pen, so all of your jewels (whether they're real or not) will be so sparkly everyone will wonder where you got 'em from.
16. Spanx faux leather leggings you can wear on days you want to appear more ~edgy~ but still feel like you're lounging in comfy clothes.
17. A bottle of wood polish and conditioner to make your antiques, cabinets, and tables shine like the day you bought 'em.
18. Sticky Stakes that'll trap unwanted pests trying to feed off your plants and buzz annoyingly around your apartment. Toss your fly swatter in the garbage, you won't be needing it anymore.
19. All-natural biodegradable cleaning tablets to remove tough stains and odors from your favorite reusable water bottle — no more "does this water taste weird?" moments.
20. A magical hair catcher that'll save your relationship and keep your shower looking cleaner than ever.
21. Clip-in synthetic hair extensions to create the luscious locks you've always dreamed of with minimal effort.
22. A Two Minute Mornings journal complete with gratitude prompts you can use to start your day off on a positive note (even BEFORE coffee, can you imagine!?).
23. A twistable memory foam pillow to support your neck while you attempt to sleep through the baby that'll probs be screaming and kicking your seat during your next flight.

24. A customized Starbucks cup that'll let you combine your obsession with Disney and caffeine into one glittering tumbler.

25. Or a mug warmer, because even if you're the self-proclaimed "busiest person on the planet" you deserve to have hot coffee.


26. Microfiber hypoallergenic sheets with over 44K five-star reviews that'll pretty much guarantee you'll be so comfortable you'll want to stay in bed all weekend.


27. And bed sheet suspenders to prevent your sheets from slipping off the edges of your thick mattress — a must-have for anyone who also has a mattress topper. Sweet dreams!


28. A teddy coat that'll keep you nice 'n' toasty while also looking super stylish. Win-win!


29. A pair of simple faux-leather ballet flats you can buy in multiple colors and stow away in your desk drawer at work for a quick-change upon your arrival.


30. A 12-oz bottle of Mike's Hot Honey that'll help you take the flavor of your boring weeknight recipes to the next level with just a drizzle.

31. A car seat gap filler, so you'll never have to fret about dropping your phone or a rogue french fry into a seemingly endless abyss never to be found again.


32. Acrylic drop earrings, so trendy and affordable you can buy a bunch of them to match all of your outfits.


33. A two-in-one mini straightener and curling iron that'll fit perfectly in your carry-on bag and make doing your hair on vacation a snap.


