Redtoenails

Absolutely a trauma response.

I’m 49 and I have ankle, crew, and knee socks! What does that say about me??

Why is Oregon, the land of perpetual green and trees, one of only two states where all the beaches are public so anyone can go to any beach whenever they want, the place where they grow flowers professionally so from April to September the Willamette Valley is a rainbow of colors,… Read More

Neither was Jon Hamm.

I’m a Gen Xer who doesn’t really care if kids don’t learn how to write in cursive, but I don’t understand how they’re not learning how to read in cursive? How do they not read fancy fonts which are essentially cursive? When I travel I’ve always sent postcards to my nieces and my friends… Read More

Do you mean the church that Kris Jenner founded called California’s Community Church, also know as the Life Change Community Church? The church that charges a monthly membership fee? The church that all her kids and friends pay tithing to as a tax write off? The church that does zero… Read More

It’s always okay until it’s not. The one time I had food poisoning I was literally praying for death and I’m not religious. Even though that was from shellfish at a restaurant and completely not my fault, personally I do not play with food safety at all because I never want to feel… Read More

Yes! Justice for Home Fries!

Why the hell does Madonna think she’s a minority? Also, it doesn’t matter that she defended Adele, while she complained about her fans for the same body type. She also complained about her fans’ skin conditions. She obviously considers Adele to be at the same level as her while her… Read More

I have met people like this. There are people who put spinach in pancakes and bananas and broccoli in chocolate cake. I don’t think it’s a troll.