Used to think #16 was the best candy ever. Then I met Cappuccino TimTams.  Take a seat, Coffee Crisp. Your reign is over.

#MenAgainstTim

I feel like anyone who is screaming that he HAS to stand has never spent any time in a country that doesn’t actually allow the same freedoms of speech that we do. Be as whiny as you want, but this country really does allow for an awful lot that other places don’t. And it’s pretty sad to experience those places in person. I may not agree with everything we do in the states, but we’re a hell of a lot better off than a lot of places are. And one of the reasons is that if we don’t like something, we’re free to say so and not be sent to prison for it. I understand why some people find his action disrespectful. I really do. But just as many people don’t find it disrespectful. That’s not the point though. The point is that being quiet and polite isn’t going to change systemic failures.

You got: You’re indecisive. You like a lot of stuff. Like, A LOT of stuff. Foliage? Sure. Clothing that covers up that one really unfortunate tattoo that you got after a lost bet? Great! Pumpkin spice lattes? Hey, no one’s perfect. But liking all of this stuff doesn’t make you a bad person. It just means your brain might explode when it’s overwhelmed by too many of these things that you love happening at once. Probably not though. You’ll probably just have a great autumn.

I read an article yesterday about how more and more jobs are being lost to automation. I really hope this kind of “writing” is going to be one of those jobs soon.

Because some expensive things ARE worth it. I think we expected a list of things more like the Kitchen Aid…things that are fucking pricey, but worth every penny. A lot of these things however just seemed to be drastically over-priced and under-performing.

What are the odds? 1 in 256.

50 Shades is to BDSM as ISIS is to Islam.

This is why you never, ever, ever practice bondage without EMT scissors. They’ll cut through virtually anything and they’re not even $10. Never be without a way to safely get free in an emergency.

I feel like the target audience for this post doesn’t have the tools needed to cut a several foot trough out of a length of PVC. Shipping tube? A couple bucks at an office supply store. Take a knife or a pair of scissors to it and you’re done.

If I ever have $777 dollars to spend on a goddamn hamburger, I’m going to Five Guys and then giving the leftover $770 to a food bank.

Oh, it’s a video. Nevermind, I guess I’ll never find out.

There’s lifestyle BDSM, then there’s bedroom BDSM. You can be strong willed and independent and still get off on the occasional submissiveness in bed (some people even say they’re more likely to be submissive in bed if they’re more commanding in their other pursuits). Sounds like you just found someone who had a different idea of submission than you did. I’ve found that it helps to not necessarily look specifically for a Dom, but just for someone who enjoys kinky sex and is willing to take the lead in that one aspect of your life when the mood strikes.  And yeah, as said above: do not base anything on 50 Shades. It’s a creepy ass sexual assault fantasy and has nothing to do with healthy sexy fun.

They do….the asshole calling the OP a weirdo currently has 132 dislikes.