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These dumplings think iOS7 is a SHAM and the new ringtones SUCK.
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These dumplings seriously need to know if Rihanna had already shot her "Pour It Up" video when she saw Miley twerk at the VMAs.
5.
These dumplings think Twitter probably jumped the gun on their IPO.
6.
These dumplings aren't really in a hurry to sign up for Obamacare.
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These dumplings aren't mad about the violence in GTA V, they're just not that into video games.
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This dumpling thinks Grumpy Cat is a depressing example of catsploitation, and kind of hates all memes.
12.
This dumpling will never eat a cronut, and is at peace with that.
13.
These dumplings think it's kind of dumb that being a nerd is, like, cool now.
14.
These dumplings are pretty sure Snapchat is a fad that won't last.
17.
These dumplings have finally admitted to themselves that award shows are a joke.
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These dumplings aren't about to let anyone dump them with a slow fade.