Food·Posted on Oct 3, 201321 Dumplings With Opinions About Current EventsWho better to weigh in than tiny, delicious blobs of dough?by by Emily FleischakerBuzzFeed Staff, by Rachel SandersBuzzFeed News ReporterFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. These dumplings don't want to hear another damn thing about the government shutdown. spoonforkbacon.com Get the recipe. 2. This dumpling just CAN'T BELIEVE how well Brian Hoyer is playing in Cleveland. Flickr: ann_ming 3. These dumplings think iOS7 is a SHAM and the new ringtones SUCK. tinyurbankitchen.com Get the recipe. 4. These dumplings seriously need to know if Rihanna had already shot her "Pour It Up" video when she saw Miley twerk at the VMAs. foodjimoto.com Get the recipe. 5. These dumplings think Twitter probably jumped the gun on their IPO. ladyandpups.com Get the recipe. 6. These dumplings aren't really in a hurry to sign up for Obamacare. menumusings.blogspot.com Get the recipe. 7. These dumplings aren't mad about the violence in GTA V, they're just not that into video games. smittenkitchen.com Get the recipe. 8. These dumplings haven't left home/have been playing GTA V for six straight days. Flickr: roboppy 9. This dumpling thinks Grumpy Cat is a depressing example of catsploitation, and kind of hates all memes. seriouseats.com 10. These dumplings are annoyed in advance by this year's Halloween costumes. Flickr: 51035735481@N01 11. These dumplings are certain Benedict Cumberbatch likes men more than women. tinyurbankitchen.com Get the recipe. 12. This dumpling will never eat a cronut, and is at peace with that. Flickr: roboppy 13. These dumplings think it's kind of dumb that being a nerd is, like, cool now. healthy-delicious.com Get the recipe. 14. These dumplings are pretty sure Snapchat is a fad that won't last. messywitchen.com Get the recipe. 15. These dumplings are really starting to question the logic of run-off elections. fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net 16. Yes, of course these dumplings want to know if George Clooney and Sandra Bullock make it back to Earth alive, but... mysimplefood.com Get the recipe. 17. These dumplings have finally admitted to themselves that award shows are a joke. Flickr: haynes 18. These dumplings could have told you that running a drug-dealing website wasn't going to end well. lifesambrosia.com Get the recipe. 19. These dumplings think you should listen to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" if you think Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" is rapey. thefirstmess.com Get the recipe. 20. These dumplings wishes the word "Thanksgivukkah" didn't exist. greenma.de Get the recipe. 21. These dumplings aren't about to let anyone dump them with a slow fade. trissalicious.com Get the recipe.