4. A three-headed dog where the other heads are your hands so you literally can’t do anything.
5. A “game of cat and mouse” would be a better Halloween costume.
These are reversible. I’m sorry.
6. This “Hot Shit” poop costume, because people should know. People should know.
10. A “Heavenly Devil,” because no one wants to make little devils and angels to influence your decisions over your shoulders anymore.
15. One of those old-timey sheet ghosts. Bonus points if it’s based off of It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
18. This couple costume of PB&J. EVEN THOUGH IT IS HORRIFYING.
19. (Sexy) (Racist) Paula Deen (Riding Things).
21. Any character from Breaking Bad, even though you’re still emotionally affected by the finale.
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