19 Ways iOS 7 Is Causing The Actual Apocalypse

Lock your doors. Shut down your Wi-Fi. This is not a drill. posted on

Woops. John Gara / BuzzFeed

It started at our schools. The technology… it stopped working

Literally chaos at my school when iOS 7 came out and now our wifi in down

Then the kids started going home

Skipping my night class because I sorta feel sick but mostly because iOS 7. Bye.

Just leaving school and about to head home. By the time I get home, I should be able to get iOS 7.

Our nation’s workers are in revolt. The economy is screeching to a halt

People are tweeting while driving

iOS 7 is out now people stop driving so slow so I can get home and download it!!!!!

And recklessly endangering other drivers

iOS 7 came out while I'm driving home in Naugatuck... Proceeding to break every driving law in the books to get home faster.

People are risking their already fragile health

The first thing I'm gonna do tomorrow when i get outta surgery is download the iOS 7

Need to get home from hospital to get this iOS 7! Phones keeps telling me to install it!

iOS 7! Hurry up! Doesn't make a difference my stupid phone barely works in this hospital!

And giving up on their marriages

Never mind my wife's birthday. I'm updating to iOS 7 right now! WooHoo!

Even our soldiers are losing their resolve

People are tresspassing AND stealing

People are destroying everything that’s valuable to them

A girl in my gym class is crying, ACTUALLY CRYING, because she has to delete her text messages in order to get iOS 7 #firstworldproblems

Had to delete like most of my pictures and music for iOS 7...it better be worth it!!!

Even Candy Crush

Just deleted candy crush to make room for ios 7. My life is ruined.

EVEN NUDES

While everyone is downloading iOS 7, I'm transferring 2k+ of nudes to my computer so I can simply have iOS 7..

Despair is sweeping the land

I'm over here crying and shit about iOS 7 that my tears making my tweets blurry so idk who I'm tweeting to

Men are losing control of their impulses

iOS 7 drop at 2 pm today.. Imma jerk off till then waste some time cuddy's

Losing their religion

And theatening mass suicide

(Don’t worry! That last one is obviously a joke, in context)

THEY’RE THEATENING THEIR DOGS. THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE

ATTENTION: UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, STAY INSIDE

into-oz.tumblr.com

DO NOT OFFER HELP, NO MATTER WHO IS ASKING

I'm having errors trying to download this new software...help anybody? #iOS 7.0

LOCK YOUR DOORS. HOLD YOUR FAMILY CLOSE. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK.

PROBABLY.

Steve Jobs never would have let this happen. aaforever666.tumblr.com

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

Facebook Conversations
          
    Now Buzzing