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19 Ways iOS 7 Is Causing The Actual Apocalypse

Lock your doors. Shut down your Wi-Fi. This is not a drill.

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It started at our schools. The technology… it stopped working

iOS 7 came out but the school wifi sucks

— 2Much4You34 (@Jacob Clayton®)

It looks like iOS 7’s release managed to crash NYU wifi @jwherrman:

— zck (@Zak Kukoff)

Then the kids started going home

im leaving school early to get ios 7 oops

— tbhdoritos (@&)

Who got wifi that leave close to lnhs? Need IOS 7

— LiLConceitedMF (@Marquis)

Leaving school at 1 IOS 7

— andrewrooney_ (@Andrew Rooney)

Skipping my night class because I sorta feel sick but mostly because iOS 7. Bye.

— kateex10 (@Katie)

Just leaving school and about to head home. By the time I get home, I should be able to get iOS 7.

— thecoolguru (@�.29)

Our nation’s workers are in revolt. The economy is screeching to a halt

Hi I'm leaving work early to enjoy iOS 7 k bye

— trapleen (@Kat✌)

Am I leaving work early to download iOS 7, yes I am! #foreverapple

— jjraper21 (@Jessica Raper)

Left work early .. It's iOS 7 day

— K1ng_Kojo (@Kojo)

People are tweeting while driving

iOS 7 is out! But I'm driving and can't connect to wifi, fuck!!

— DanielEricBaez (@Daniel Baez)

iOS 7 is out now people stop driving so slow so I can get home and download it!!!!!

— zoeyalexandra1 (@Zoë Furrh)

And recklessly endangering other drivers

iOS 7 came out while I'm driving home in Naugatuck... Proceeding to break every driving law in the books to get home faster.

— joealexxx (@Joe Morgan)

People are risking their already fragile health

The first thing I'm gonna do tomorrow when i get outta surgery is download the iOS 7

— DanielleHardes1 (@Danielle Hardesty)

Need to get home from hospital to get this iOS 7! Phones keeps telling me to install it!

— ChrisVoges (@Chris Voges)

iOS 7! Hurry up! Doesn't make a difference my stupid phone barely works in this hospital!

— MissyDallasblog (@CynthiaJohnson)

iOS 7 is all most out and I am in hospital #supernerdrage #damn

— aiyush2 (@Cuddly asian boy)

And giving up on their marriages

Never mind my wife's birthday. I'm updating to iOS 7 right now! WooHoo!

— SotoColor (@Chris Sotomayor)

Even our soldiers are losing their resolve

People are tresspassing AND stealing

Stealing your neighbors wifi credentials to download iOS 7..

— CyrhenSound (@Cyrus)

People are destroying everything that’s valuable to them

A girl in my gym class is crying, ACTUALLY CRYING, because she has to delete her text messages in order to get iOS 7 #firstworldproblems

— Hi_lay98 (@Helen Haile)

Had to delete everything just to download iOS 7.

— NickAdcock_11 (@Nick Adcock)

Had to delete like most of my pictures and music for iOS 7...it better be worth it!!!

— BexWils (@RW)

Even Candy Crush

Just deleted candy crush to make room for ios 7. My life is ruined.

— Ryne_Dean (@Ryne Dean)

EVEN NUDES

While everyone is downloading iOS 7, I'm transferring 2k+ of nudes to my computer so I can simply have iOS 7..

— SteeZeyFLOW (@Gavin Westdyke)

iOS 7 is making me delete my nudes wtf

— OriginalLouieTV (@actuly louie)

Despair is sweeping the land

Currently crying because iOS 7 won't work for me

— xojanineexo (@janine ✨)

downloading ios 7 crying

— icouldmaybe (@Meh)

I'm over here crying and shit about iOS 7 that my tears making my tweets blurry so idk who I'm tweeting to

— iBustMagnums (@WayneL's Nephew)

im crying because i can download ios 7 till i get home

— kayglicks (@kayglicks✌)

Currently crying because iOS 7 won't work for me

— xojanineexo (@janine ✨)

Men are losing control of their impulses

iOS 7 drop at 2 pm today.. Imma jerk off till then waste some time cuddy's

— DAMNWHODAT (@L's is 4 LoopSide)

Losing their religion

I'm just waiting for iOS 7 before I can leave for church - great

— Le_Davide (@Mr. Pilgrim)

And theatening mass suicide

iOS 7 is just taking so long to download i want to kill myself

— leahgrahammm (@Leah)

iOS 7 failed, I'm going to kill myself

— Iiposuction (@mark)

Ill kill myself if IOS 7 doesn't come out soon

— shmowzoww (@fUT)

And each other

WHY ISNT IOS 7 WORKING IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

— tbrown_111 (@Tieg Brown)

And their mothers???

@BR4NDONEDW4RDS iOS 7 work or irl kill my mom

— emilymaebird (@nicki minaj)

(Don’t worry! That last one is obviously a joke, in context)

THEY’RE THEATENING THEIR DOGS. THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE

i swear, if i can't download iOS 7 imma punch my dog

— nicolealtuve_ (@❀october 16❀)

ATTENTION: UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, STAY INSIDE

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DO NOT OFFER HELP, NO MATTER WHO IS ASKING

HOW DO YOU GET IOS 7 SOMEONE HELP

— bieberscatch (@maria)

I'm having errors trying to download this new software...help anybody? #iOS 7.0

— Rasco27 (@Shelly Smalley)

IOS 7 WOULD DOWNLOAD FOR ME HELP

— narrysangel_ (@FOLLOW ME CALUM)

getting angry bc iOS 7

— stylesfenty (@)

LOCK YOUR DOORS. HOLD YOUR FAMILY CLOSE. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK.

PROBABLY.

Steve Jobs never would have let this happen. aaforever666.tumblr.com

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