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19 Ways iOS 7 Is Causing The Actual Apocalypse

Lock your doors. Shut down your Wi-Fi. This is not a drill.

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It started at our schools. The technology… it stopped working


diandria

@d_danger_not

At school no wifi everyone downloading ios 7

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kaitlyn nicole

@kaitlyn_mcka

Literally chaos at my school when iOS 7 came out and now our wifi in down

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Matt O’Neill

@mmoneill10

iOS 7 released = St. Viator network slowwwwww

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Kennedaleâš¡

@__Kendex

School Internet isn’t letting me download iOS 7 fast :(

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iOS 7 came out but the school wifi sucks

— Jacob Clayton® (@2Much4You34)

Jacob Clayton®

@2Much4You34

iOS 7 came out but the school wifi sucks

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It looks like iOS 7’s release managed to crash NYU wifi @jwherrman:

— Zak Kukoff (@zck)

Zak Kukoff

@zck

It looks like iOS 7’s release managed to crash NYU wifi @jwherrman:

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Then the kids started going home

im leaving school early to get ios 7 oops

— & (@tbhdoritos)

&

@tbhdoritos

im leaving school early to get ios 7 oops

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Who got wifi that leave close to lnhs? Need IOS 7

— Marquis (@LiLConceitedMF)

Marquis

@LiLConceitedMF

Who got wifi that leave close to lnhs? Need IOS 7

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Leaving school at 1 IOS 7

— Andrew Rooney (@andrewrooney_)

Andrew Rooney

@andrewrooney_

Leaving school at 1 IOS 7

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Skipping my night class because I sorta feel sick but mostly because iOS 7. Bye.

— Katie (@kateex10)

Katie

@kateex10

Skipping my night class because I sorta feel sick but mostly because iOS 7. Bye.

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Just leaving school and about to head home. By the time I get home, I should be able to get iOS 7.

— �.29 (@thecoolguru)

�.29

@thecoolguru

Just leaving school and about to head home. By the time I get home, I should be able to get iOS 7.

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Our nation’s workers are in revolt. The economy is screeching to a halt

Hi I'm leaving work early to enjoy iOS 7 k bye

— Kat✌ (@trapleen)

Kat✌

@trapleen

Hi I’m leaving work early to enjoy iOS 7 k bye

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Am I leaving work early to download iOS 7, yes I am! #foreverapple

— Jessica Raper (@jjraper21)

Jessica Raper

@jjraper21

Am I leaving work early to download iOS 7, yes I am! #foreverapple

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Left work early .. It's iOS 7 day

— Kojo (@K1ng_Kojo)

Kojo

@K1ng_Kojo

Left work early .. It’s iOS 7 day

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People are tweeting while driving

iOS 7 is out! But I'm driving and can't connect to wifi, fuck!!

— Daniel Baez (@DanielEricBaez)

Daniel Baez

@DanielEricBaez

iOS 7 is out! But I’m driving and can’t connect to wifi, fuck!!

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iOS 7 is out now people stop driving so slow so I can get home and download it!!!!!

— Zoë Furrh (@zoeyalexandra1)

Zoë Furrh

@zoeyalexandra1

iOS 7 is out now people stop driving so slow so I can get home and download it!!!!!

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And recklessly endangering other drivers

iOS 7 came out while I'm driving home in Naugatuck... Proceeding to break every driving law in the books to get home faster.

— Joe Morgan (@joealexxx)

Joe Morgan

@joealexxx

iOS 7 came out while I’m driving home in Naugatuck… Proceeding to break every driving law in the books to get home faster.

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People are risking their already fragile health

The first thing I'm gonna do tomorrow when i get outta surgery is download the iOS 7

— Danielle Hardesty (@DanielleHardes1)

Danielle Hardesty

@DanielleHardes1

The first thing I’m gonna do tomorrow when i get outta surgery is download the iOS 7

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Need to get home from hospital to get this iOS 7! Phones keeps telling me to install it!

— Chris Voges (@ChrisVoges)

Chris Voges

@ChrisVoges

Need to get home from hospital to get this iOS 7! Phones keeps telling me to install it!

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iOS 7! Hurry up! Doesn't make a difference my stupid phone barely works in this hospital!

— CynthiaJohnson (@MissyDallasblog)

CynthiaJohnson

@MissyDallasblog

iOS 7! Hurry up! Doesn’t make a difference my stupid phone barely works in this hospital!

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iOS 7 is all most out and I am in hospital #supernerdrage #damn

— Cuddly asian boy (@aiyush2)

Cuddly asian boy

@aiyush2

iOS 7 is all most out and I am in hospital #supernerdrage #damn

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And giving up on their marriages

Never mind my wife's birthday. I'm updating to iOS 7 right now! WooHoo!

— Chris Sotomayor (@SotoColor)

Chris Sotomayor

@SotoColor

Never mind my wife’s birthday. I’m updating to iOS 7 right now! WooHoo!

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Even our soldiers are losing their resolve

People are tresspassing AND stealing

Stealing your neighbors wifi credentials to download iOS 7..

— Cyrus (@CyrhenSound)

Cyrus

@CyrhenSound

Stealing your neighbors wifi credentials to download iOS 7..

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People are destroying everything that’s valuable to them

A girl in my gym class is crying, ACTUALLY CRYING, because she has to delete her text messages in order to get iOS 7 #firstworldproblems

— Helen Haile (@Hi_lay98)

Helen Haile

@Hi_lay98

A girl in my gym class is crying, ACTUALLY CRYING, because she has to delete her text messages in order to get iOS 7 #firstworldproblems

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Had to delete everything just to download iOS 7.

— Nick Adcock (@NickAdcock_11)

Nick Adcock

@NickAdcock_11

Had to delete everything just to download iOS 7.

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Had to delete like most of my pictures and music for iOS 7...it better be worth it!!!

— RW (@BexWils)

RW

@BexWils

Had to delete like most of my pictures and music for iOS 7…it better be worth it!!!

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Even Candy Crush

Just deleted candy crush to make room for ios 7. My life is ruined.

— Ryne Dean (@Ryne_Dean)

Ryne Dean

@Ryne_Dean

Just deleted candy crush to make room for ios 7. My life is ruined.

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EVEN NUDES

While everyone is downloading iOS 7, I'm transferring 2k+ of nudes to my computer so I can simply have iOS 7..

— Gavin Westdyke (@SteeZeyFLOW)

Gavin Westdyke

@SteeZeyFLOW

While everyone is downloading iOS 7, I’m transferring 2k+ of nudes to my computer so I can simply have iOS 7..

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iOS 7 is making me delete my nudes wtf

— actuly louie (@OriginalLouieTV)

actuly louie

@OriginalLouieTV

iOS 7 is making me delete my nudes wtf

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Despair is sweeping the land

Currently crying because iOS 7 won't work for me

— janine ✨ (@xojanineexo)

janine ✨

@xojanineexo

Currently crying because iOS 7 won’t work for me

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downloading ios 7 crying

— Meh (@icouldmaybe)

Meh

@icouldmaybe

downloading ios 7 crying

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I'm over here crying and shit about iOS 7 that my tears making my tweets blurry so idk who I'm tweeting to

— WayneL's Nephew (@iBustMagnums)

WayneL’s Nephew

@iBustMagnums

I’m over here crying and shit about iOS 7 that my tears making my tweets blurry so idk who I’m tweeting to

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im crying because i can download ios 7 till i get home

— kayglicks✌ (@kayglicks)

kayglicks✌

@kayglicks

im crying because i can download ios 7 till i get home

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Currently crying because iOS 7 won't work for me

— janine ✨ (@xojanineexo)

janine ✨

@xojanineexo

Currently crying because iOS 7 won’t work for me

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Men are losing control of their impulses

iOS 7 drop at 2 pm today.. Imma jerk off till then waste some time cuddy's

— L's is 4 LoopSide (@DAMNWHODAT)

L’s is 4 LoopSide

@DAMNWHODAT

iOS 7 drop at 2 pm today.. Imma jerk off till then waste some time cuddy’s

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Losing their religion

I'm just waiting for iOS 7 before I can leave for church - great

— Mr. Pilgrim (@Le_Davide)

Mr. Pilgrim

@Le_Davide

I’m just waiting for iOS 7 before I can leave for church - great

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And theatening mass suicide

iOS 7 is just taking so long to download i want to kill myself

— Leah (@leahgrahammm)

Leah

@leahgrahammm

iOS 7 is just taking so long to download i want to kill myself

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iOS 7 failed, I'm going to kill myself

— mark (@Iiposuction)

mark

@Iiposuction

iOS 7 failed, I’m going to kill myself

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Ill kill myself if IOS 7 doesn't come out soon

— fUT (@shmowzoww)

是啊呢

@shmowzoww

Ill kill myself if IOS 7 doesn’t come out soon

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And each other

WHY ISNT IOS 7 WORKING IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

— Tieg Brown (@tbrown_111)

Tieg Brown

@tbrown_111

WHY ISNT IOS 7 WORKING IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

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And their mothers???

@BR4NDONEDW4RDS iOS 7 work or irl kill my mom

— nicki minaj (@emilymaebird)

nicki minaj

@emilymaebird

@BR4NDONEDW4RDS iOS 7 work or irl kill my mom

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(Don’t worry! That last one is obviously a joke, in context)

THEY’RE THEATENING THEIR DOGS. THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE

i swear, if i can't download iOS 7 imma punch my dog

— ❀october 16❀ (@nicolealtuve_)

❀october 16❀

@nicolealtuve_

i swear, if i can’t download iOS 7 imma punch my dog

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ATTENTION: UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, STAY INSIDE

into-oz.tumblr.com

DO NOT OFFER HELP, NO MATTER WHO IS ASKING

HOW DO YOU GET IOS 7 SOMEONE HELP

— maria (@bieberscatch)

maria

@bieberscatch

HOW DO YOU GET IOS 7 SOMEONE HELP

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I'm having errors trying to download this new software...help anybody? #iOS 7.0

— Shelly Smalley (@Rasco27)

Shelly Smalley

@Rasco27

I’m having errors trying to download this new software…help anybody? #iOS 7.0

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IOS 7 WOULD DOWNLOAD FOR ME HELP

— FOLLOW ME CALUM (@narrysangel_)

FOLLOW ME CALUM

@narrysangel_

IOS 7 WOULD DOWNLOAD FOR ME HELP

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getting angry bc iOS 7

— (@stylesfenty)

@stylesfenty

getting angry bc iOS 7

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LOCK YOUR DOORS. HOLD YOUR FAMILY CLOSE. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK.

PROBABLY.

Steve Jobs never would have let this happen. aaforever666.tumblr.com

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