*checks clock* "Good, still have 30 minutes." *checks clock what feels like two minutes later* "Oh no, where did all that time go??"
"All we need to know is that’s evil, and evil did something, and evil needs to pay for what he did," the local sheriff said.
Words are a powerful thing, people.
"People be like, 'I'm baby.' No, you're three months behind on rent."
There's something here for every kind of cold.
"If the How I Met Your Mother creators were set on sticking with their plan, then the show shouldn’t have lasted so long."
The Playstation is turning the same age as Justin Bieber. Let that sink in.
"I ordered cookie dough to my apartment at midnight, and the delivery rider asked if I was okay. I mean, what do you think, Robert?"
"Mrs. Darbus is a clout chaser."
Surprising new couple alert!
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"SNL" Has Fired Shane Gillis For His Racist Remarks Just Days After NBC Announced He Was Joining The Show
"The language he used is offensive, hurtful and unacceptable," an SNL spokesperson said Monday.
"I'm wandering around Whole Foods like Tom Hanks in 'The Terminal.'"
A VSCO girl is all about, like, self-aware basic-ness and good vibes.
Bill Hader? More like "Babe Hader."
Who plays Thanos again?