"Assistance on aisle one — there's someone here crying tears of joy."
If my sibling is reading this right now... take notes.
The Republican members of the Senate Judiciary Committee, who are all white men, have considered hiring a woman lawyer to question Ford.
Warning: MAJOR spoilers ahead.
"Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and nobody is wrong."
"We were seduced, we were lured, we were hooked, and then, when we became captive audiences, we were manipulated to see what other people — people with vested interests and evil motives of power and domination — wanted us to see."
There are more than 10,000 local jurisdictions that administer the country's elections. Only 1,100 have signed up for the federal election threat alert system.
Please fix all my problems in life, but for under $10. Thank you, thank you.
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The government estimates that the regulation, released late Saturday, would affect roughly 382,000 people per year.
This was one of the hardest things I've ever done.
"I know, let's put stickers on every single piece of fruit sold in America!" —Satan
It seemed impossible.
Adorable shoes, cozy coats, and so many more pieces you'll only be able to find at the best store in the world — Nordstrom.
“Love to own my opponent by posting video of them getting uproarious applause for opposing extrajudicial killings of black men by white cops.”
"You'd think I'd be used to sleeping alone. Nope."
You might be surprised.
"We’re just supposed to — in the face of all this, dragging our good name through the mud — we’re supposed to do nothing?"
If I say that I love "KUWTK", does that mean that I will have six children?
Bizarre Medical Cases That Will Straight Up Baffle You
A simpler time, when nobody could tag you in a photo where you looked bad.
An eggcellent quiz, IMHO.
Jeremy Corbyn’s party is braced for an explosive showdown in Liverpool this week over its position on a second Brexit referendum.
"Ladies, you must never date anyone who hates libraries, has a portrait of himself that grows older while he stays young, or eats five dozen eggs and is the size of a barge."
No baking expertise necessary.
Art hilariously imitating life.