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"Body type: Not bad but DEFINITELY doesn’t know how to say no to soft serve ice cream on a summer night."
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In just six weeks, officials at the border have separated nearly 2,000 children from their parents.
"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love means slowly losing your mind."
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BRB, moving to Finland ASAP.
Does that say 'Goochee?'
As/Is
The Trump administration's controversial policy of separating children from parents is hard to watch.
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Will your junk drawer still have junk in it? Yes. But at least it will be ORGANIZED junk.
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The rapper was shopping for motorcycles Monday when shots rang out, authorities confirmed.
"I don't know if she knows how to read, but she clearly hasn't read my New Yorker article."
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"The details of this case are quite frankly heartbreaking, disturbing, disgusting, and infuriating, all at the same time," the Bexar County sheriff said.
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Expectations vs. Reality.
That baby is MY Mr. Incredible.
"We need to figure out if he was acting alone or with others at Tesla and if he was working with any outside organizations," the Tesla CEO wrote in an email to employees.
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