Because everybody loves pirates!
It’s more than just jack-o-lanterns, folks.
Me: *doing fine, minding my own business.* My Brain: PANIC ABOUT NOTHING!!!
Deals at Free People, Missguided, Retro Planet, and more!
Go team go! And pass me another burger and beer!
Are you having fun drinking naturally fruit essenced sparkling water with Satan?!?
They're all cute though.
Is there such a thing as Caffeine Anonymous meetings?
This will be logged in your memory forever.
The Simpsons know a thing or two about parenting... but that's about it.
Because you deserve better than highwaters.
In sickness and in health, until arguing over who gets the last donut do us part.
"Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol." —you, singing from the toilet
All feline, all the time.
Spoiler alert: You don't have to be skinny and blonde to be super.
Get someone who looks at you the way Kate McKinnon looks at Nino Positano.
A Post-It note holder shaped like a cat, sour candy that is a possible taste bud hazard, a stylish skeleton hand ring and 18 other things you’ll want to add to your wish list ASAP.
One of these things is not like the other...
Celebrities + the crystal gems = win.
We're not offended.
People are going to think you run a lifestyle blog (or something).
Oh, to be inside a dog's brain, if only for one day.
You owe it to yourself.
It's the most detailed trailer yet and I NEED THIS MOVIE NOW.
"Our sons’ reactions to the Trayvon Martin trial, and Mike Brown… Trying to explain to them what was going on… This was a way for us to speak to all that," co-creator Gina Prince-Bythewood said.
Want. Want. Wantwantwantwantwant.
Happy 4th birthday, baby clone!
Andrew Nguyen is the definition of a Good Friend.
When my closest friend's first baby was stillborn, we navigated through depression and grief together.
The look is a vibe, the application... not so much.
It has been going on for months.
What a year for tunes.
10/10 would subscribe.
Cupcakes = Happiness.
::tries to eat screen::
It's time to put your cartoon ID skills to the test!
Are Kylie and Kendall the most iconic duo ever? Apparently not.
For the hardcore coffee lovers out there.
Elotes don't lie.
Don Neubacher said he would step down as superintendent of the national park just days after he was blasted in a congressional hearing.
The boy’s father can be seen with his hands in the air before the shooting began. WARNING: These videos may be disturbing to readers.
BuzzFeed News’s investigation of investor-state dispute settlement provokes a call for change on Capitol Hill.
Iain Wright, chair of the Commons business select committee, said it would now include the online fashion giant in a wider inquiry into modern working practices due in January.
The Republican Majority Leader called it a "very divisive" issue while Speaker Paul Ryan has signaled he'd like to get it done in the lame duck.
According to Twitter’s rules, “you may not promote violence against or directly attack or threaten other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affiliation, age, disability, or disease.”
A new report from Amnesty International says that scores of children are among those killed by chemical weapons in Darfur since January.
Amanda Knox was convicted and later exonerated in the murder of Meredith Kercher in Perugia, Italy, in 2007.
A German journalist's interview with a man who claimed to be a commander with Jabhat al-Nusra is under fire.
The El Cajon Police Department said the man was acting erratically and did not respond to officers' commands.
Police released a sketch of a person of interest in the fatal shooting of a 20-year-old who had been playing Pokémon Go at the Aquatic Park in San Francisco.
Dozens of National Parks Service employees have said they were sexually harassed on the job. They're calling for firings, criminal prosecutions, and broad reforms.
Including that one character in Harry Potter who magically transforms into a white girl once she gets a speaking part.
Protect him at all costs.
Are you more Kristen and Dax or Chrissy and John?
Prepare to feel very seen.
Ok, maybe "best" is a bit of a stretch.
"This is a debate between a politician and your uncle's Facebook page."
"What if instead of a debate we all agree to scream into a pillow for an hour or so?"
"I want a kiss cam at my funeral."
Apple's latest update for iPhone and iPad can be a little confusing. These tips and tricks will help.
These are the truest signs of commitment.
Nobody wants to see your #aftersexselfie.
"Ballet dancers don't train 7+ hours a day, 7 days a week, to be represented by Kendall Jenner and her dodgy feet."
This is the best display of girl power.
BREAKING: We are petty.
We feel for both parties involved.
Note to everyone: Stop judging parents.
A delightful time capsule of shag carpet perfection.
People were so busy criticising Alicia, they forgot to notice these people too!
Step 1: Ignore the attacker.
Mandy Moore was nervous of meeting Nicholas Sparks because the story is based on his sister's life.
Well that was unexpected.
Warning: Drink water before scrolling.
You have to suffer for those zigzag parts.
What a time to be alive.
"[Our children] mentioned, 'Mama, there's clowns out there in the woods and they're trying to get us to come out there,'" one resident told BuzzFeed News.
Just a secondary opinion thanks to a secondary angle.
*Moves to Nashville and volunteers for jury duty*
A recap fer ya.
