Do you purrfur cat paws or cat bums?
"I was an English major, in case there's ever an emergency involving a comma."
*Slays this quiz in Spanish.*
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Just livin' that mom life.
"My phone just autocorrected 'whatever' to 'Whataburger.'"
I became orange so that you (hopefully) don't have to.
"One chick tried to stab me when we were having sex."
The "Seven Nation Army" just got a whole lot bigger... (h/t BoingBoing)
Don't find these funny? ::: pats shoulder ::: Their, there, they're.
A granny's got to do what a granny's got to do.
UnderWHERE could it be?
Turns out Nerve, a romantic thriller about a social media game from the directors of Catfish, is smarter about signing away privacy than Matt Damon's spy saga.
"Lets talk about your future."
Little Rhody for the win.
Because there's a whole world out there.
Extra! Extra! Rio-d all about it!
Are you more prescriptivist or descriptivist?
Film director Duncan Jones announced the birth of Stenton David Jones, born exactly six months after Bowie's death.
From triumphant tales to hilarious parodies, we've got you covered.
Over the last three decades, massive sulcata tortoises have become a popular American family pet. Meet the people who made that happen — and the ones that are begging you not to buy one.
Is it 1, 2, 3, 4, or Smoky?
Let's settle this once and for all
She says she's no good with words, but we're worse!
Give it your best guess!
Do you really have what it takes to be a Pokémon Master?
Why wait an hour for delivery?
Porchlight Music Theatre's upcoming production of Lin-Manuel Miranda's In the Heights has been criticized for casting a white actor as the lead character, originally played by Miranda.
It's a crazy inclusive TV show.
"If you keep running your pie hole, you're gonna smell an ass-kicking."
Are you a sexpert?
When the women of Bad Moms and Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie act out, it has nothing to do with keeping up with men.
Try to find Michael in a sea of abs.
Dine well on a dime.
Wisdom teeth are a bitch.
The fiery crash occurred near high-capacity transmission lines that cut through a remote pasture.
A mysterious phone call, a short-lived coup, and a key relationship that will feel the tension for some time to come.
Biohackers are making like human popsicles as part of a hot (er, cold) new trend called whole-body cryotherapy. But the FDA is wary.
Many world records in athletics have stood for 20 years or more. In most events, say sports scientists, top performers have already reached the limits of human biology.
President Recep Tayyip Erdogan announced he would withdraw the cases as a "gesture" following this month's failed military coup.
A remote corner of Utah has become ground zero in the fight against the federal government's control of much of the West. Now, lawmakers are launching an effort to break the back of the system that creates national monuments.
Updates on the Rio Olympics right up to the opening ceremony.
"We need to stop being so excitable," DNI James Clapper said at a security conference Thursday.
Metropolitan police are appealing for witnesses following two separate incidents in a London park.
The 4th Circuit Court of Appeals held on Friday that the state's 2013 voting changes were unconstitutional and broke the law.
The Newtown, Connecticut, school where 20 students and six educators were killed in December 2012 was demolished and rebuilt.
The court struck down several provisions of a 2013 law for having been enacted with "discriminatory intent" in violation of federal law. [Update: Lawmakers say they will ask the Supreme Court to hear the case.]
"It is with a heavy heart that I announce that thanks to corporate lawyers, the character of Stephen Colbert, host of The Colbert Report, will never be seen again," Colbert told Late Show viewers.
Hold on to your hats, people. This is a wild ride.
"You can't forget that Hillary Clinton is a player as well, and she's an awful candidate."
We've finally peaked as a species.
It's not all trolls and egg avatars.
Channel your inner ~Ariel~.
Poké Balls sold separately.
Just some casual true love.
Inspiration for every room.
Just eat the whole loaf — no one's watching.
"I thought he wanted me to come and steal all of his shit. He was asking for it."
Just normal Fourth of July stuff.
Are you sitting? Sit down.
"Instead of feeling like a celebration of my body, it feels more like I’m Cersei taking her walk of shame on Game of Thrones."
This is how your children are born!
Never eat a soggy fry again.
There is no evidence that she has been kidnapped or is being coerced into making YouTube videos.
Competed with the person next to you on the treadmill.
They're just the worst.
BAJA BLAST ON INTO THIS POST!
"I called shotgun! You need to respect that, bitch!"
"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
"He's probably now pretending that I am not here".
Because good makeup doesn't depend on gender. It's pure technique.
"I'm dying to find out which unemployed, ex-athlete JoJo will chose. The suspense is killing me."
The power couple gave the internet a rare relatable moment.
Gorgeous makeup for less effort.
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