There's a little Winston in all of us.
Binding shouldn't be a literal bind.
"…but this monster is going to be the toughest fight of my life."
"Should I just stay home from now on because I’ll be defenceless when confronted by one of these demons? And most importantly, Will this scar vanish? Will I move on?"
Because the end of a friendship can be heartbreaking too.
Because thick hair is both a blessing and a curse.
Tell us your tip to being the best kisser.
"We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet any more, then spent nine years obsessing about it and just drove by its house real slow."
“Oh, you’re left-handed. That explains so much.”
Oh, to be inside a dog's brain, if only for one day.
Kids do the funniest things sometimes.
And even hang out with Marnie Cromwell-Piper herself.
Trying to itch your vag in public is never an easy task.
This quiz is nuts.
"It was the handoff of the year."
It's really hard to pick just one though.
Don't get any ideas.
Douglas Adams, how we miss you.
Are you a Regina, a Dionne, a Mia, or someone else?
Protect him at all costs.
C'mon, we all have them.
We spend a lot of our time freeing dicks from vacuum cleaners.
"She knew she was the girl at the age of 6ix."
Watch out, Gigi Hadid.
The most important kind of patronus, tbh.
Omg careful around flammables!
"Me at 22: I slept 2 hours last night, but work will be fine. Me at 27: I have a hangover from eating sugary cereal"
And there are so many beautiful butts. All the butts.
"Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know"
"Upgraded my Caucasian lifestyle today."
Do they live up to the hype?
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from fact to fact.
No more gym-timidation.
Submit your Qs here!
It has been going on for months.
Just look at it.
It's not the breast idea.
Peres, Israel’s longest-serving politician and statesman, stepped down as the country's president in 2014. He died Wednesday at the age of 93.
The El Cajon Police Department said the man was acting erratically and did not respond to officers' commands.
Here’s how SpaceX would choose people for its missions: “Are you prepared to die? If that’s ok, then you’re a candidate for going.”
The congressman who represents Flint said racism is behind the slow, convoluted passage of aid for the city's water crisis.
It's long shot nomination — but if Jeff DeLaurentis is confirmed, he will be the first U.S. Ambassador to Cuba in more than 50 years.
The police shooting of Keith Lamont Scott has sparked protests and unrest. Monday in court, a prosecutor said a man had confessed to shooting another man at one of those protests.
The San Francisco company has settled claims by state and federal regulators that it misled companies and flouted lending laws.
“The public has been misled into believing that the Mohameds are terrorists who plotted to have the Irving police wrongfully arrest a teenage boy for bringing an alarm clock to school,” the lawsuit reads.
The mayor's office confirms that the officer did not turn on his body camera until after the shooting. [WARNING: Graphic video content.]
The anti-Islam group ACT for America has a direct line to Donald Trump. Now, it has seized on allegations of a hideous crime in Idaho’s Magic Valley to spread its reach among regular Americans.
The social platform's temporary suspension of several Palestinian journalists' accounts is its latest "error," with no policy change in sight.
What should a food be if it wants to declare itself "healthy?" The FDA is seeking public comments.
Protect him at all costs.
Are you more Kristen and Dax or Chrissy and John?
Prepare to feel very seen.
Ok, maybe "best" is a bit of a stretch.
"This is a debate between a politician and your uncle's Facebook page."
"What if instead of a debate we all agree to scream into a pillow for an hour or so?"
"I want a kiss cam at my funeral."
Apple's latest update for iPhone and iPad can be a little confusing. These tips and tricks will help.
These are the truest signs of commitment.
Nobody wants to see your #aftersexselfie.
"Ballet dancers don't train 7+ hours a day, 7 days a week, to be represented by Kendall Jenner and her dodgy feet."
This is the best display of girl power.
BREAKING: We are petty.
We feel for both parties involved.
Note to everyone: Stop judging parents.
A delightful time capsule of shag carpet perfection.
People were so busy criticising Alicia, they forgot to notice these people too!
Step 1: Ignore the attacker.
Mandy Moore was nervous of meeting Nicholas Sparks because the story is based on his sister's life.
Well that was unexpected.
Warning: Drink water before scrolling.
You have to suffer for those zigzag parts.
What a time to be alive.
"[Our children] mentioned, 'Mama, there's clowns out there in the woods and they're trying to get us to come out there,'" one resident told BuzzFeed News.
Just a secondary opinion thanks to a secondary angle.
*Moves to Nashville and volunteers for jury duty*
A recap fer ya.
"Just a little concealer next time."
