Think you can get 100%? As if!
Get ready to lose your arm and leg.
"My brother told me Freddy Krueger's face was the cheese on pizza... I didn't eat pizza for a year."
"Being mad at a presidential candidate is NOT a reason to call 911."
If a hoax hoaxes no one is it still a hoax?
I mean, would it kill him to smile sometimes?
Let's find out what my grandma really thinks of you.
Checking his statements on Iraq, climate change, ISIS, and more.
TL;DR: America may or may not be doomed.
Prepare to feel very seen.
Lots of people spent tonight wondering exactly where Lester Holt was. Can you find him?
"The Fed is doing political by keeping interest rates at this level." – Donald J. Trump
After Trump questions her "look" and "stamina," Clinton ends debate by slamming his comments on women.
Doughnut lovers, this one's for you!
Imma let you finish your drink.
"Sorry, Kar — I'm with her."
Are you man enough to be a Girl Scout?
The screenshot people are sharing is fake.
"Let's talk about race" [throws body out window].
People really seem to be into singing about having an apple, and having a pen.
"LESTER WHERE ARE YOU"
"I feel like the red carpet question 'who are you wearing?' has Texas Chainsaw undertones."
"My dad's idea of a small loan is $8 for Chipotle."
“Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.” – Salvador Dali
Including that one character in Harry Potter who magically transforms into a white girl once she gets a speaking part.
Can someone get him a tissue?
First Brad and Angelina, now this.
There are many perks of being a dancer but the thong is not one of them.
Kimberly Halkett is the hero America needs.
No cheating.
"Give me Zac Efron any day..."
Prepare to feel really, really hungry.
“Brave Grandma Arrests Robber With HIs Penis.”
"You’re not fat, you just look like a baby whale."
Which Jonas reigns supreme?
A look back at Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton through the years, presented by Getty Images.
Dee Gordon broke into tears after rounding the bases as he wore No. 16 in honor of teammate José Fernández, who died Sunday in a boating accident.
The police shooting of Keith Lamont Scott has sparked protests and unrest. Monday in court, a prosecutor said a man had confessed to shooting another man at one of those protests.
Prison officials have stepped in to help serve meals after after guards refused to show up to work at Holman prison, according to strike organizers.
The odds of some hiring results occurring due to chance were approximately "one in a billion," the department's compliance office found.
Mahir Zeynalov was already deported from Turkey in 2014 for reporting critically on the Turkish government.
US officials also push back against the idea that the fight, which could be launched in coming weeks, is part of an October surprise.
Doctors in Aleppo are being forced to operate on children without anesthetics, one aid worker said.
The man who opened fire on cars Monday morning at a strip mall in southwest Houston was killed by police and has not been officially identified.
The 65-year-old anthropologist was in jail for more than 100 days.
Palmer became a golf superstar in the 1960s, achieving status as a household name along with a string of championship titles.
Chip cards started rolling out in the US about a year ago, and, as we know by now, they’re glacially slow.
BREAKING: We are petty.
We feel for both parties involved.
Note to everyone: Stop judging parents.
A delightful time capsule of shag carpet perfection.
People were so busy criticising Alicia, they forgot to notice these people too!
Step 1: Ignore the attacker.
Mandy Moore was nervous of meeting Nicholas Sparks because the story is based on his sister's life.
Well that was unexpected.
Warning: Drink water before scrolling.
You have to suffer for those zigzag parts.
What a time to be alive.
"[Our children] mentioned, 'Mama, there's clowns out there in the woods and they're trying to get us to come out there,'" one resident told BuzzFeed News.
Just a secondary opinion thanks to a secondary angle.
*Moves to Nashville and volunteers for jury duty*
A recap fer ya.
"Just a little concealer next time."
Inspearational legend.
Life is too short to spend all of your time on your hair.
Another year of interesting clothing choices.
Whatever you say, kid.
Everything you secretly wondered, but never said out loud.
Congratulations. You sabotaged yourself.
See what everyone wore to MTV's big night.
A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?
A damn BILLBOARD.
The Beast is...blond?
Okay. Maybe not EXACTLY like us.
Actually, make that your whole universe-view.
I don't have a fancy fur rug, but I do have a cat.
