This is the definition of the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoji.
You're using everything incorrectly. Not anymore.
Yes, an actual brick. Which is now apparently worth $1,000.
Because who can resist adorable animals?
Have you ever FaceTimed your boss your vagina? No? Then you can immediately feel better about yourself.
How strong is your love of burgers?
"You're allowed to defecate on someone else's lawn if their dog has done it to yours."
Your taste can reveal your true character.
Mel Gibson once said: “If this movie didn’t have some funny bits, it’d be fucking unbearable.”
There are so many to choose from!
Well, that was different!
Give these guys a medal.
Master tailor Ibrahim Halil Dudu, who doesn't speak a word of English, was the unexpected hero of a Canadian wedding.
She's back and it's less warm!
“Mom, do you have your license?” “Si hijo, la de Díos.”
"Done. Let's all move on."
Grab your microphone and start screaming.
Food from Luke's diner or dinner made by Sookie?
Give DIY a try.
Hoping to find a natural deodorant that won't make me smell...!
The singer appeared to sense a little too much hateration for the Apple Music teaser, and briefly expressed her disdain on Twitter.
"It's probably the best thing I've ever done. Other than this interview, now, with you."
Tumblr has the best ideas. TUMBLR HAS THE BEST IDEAS.
Because everybody loves pirates!
It’s more than just jack-o-lanterns, folks.
Me: *doing fine, minding my own business.* My Brain: PANIC ABOUT NOTHING!!!
Deals at Free People, Missguided, Retro Planet, and more!
Go team go! And pass me another burger and beer!
Are you having fun drinking naturally fruit-essenced sparkling water with Satan?!?
They're all cute though.
Is there such a thing as Caffeine Anonymous meetings?
This will be logged in your memory forever.
The Simpsons know a thing or two about parenting... but that's about it.
Because you deserve better than highwaters.
In sickness and in health, until arguing over who gets the last donut do us part.
"Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol." —you, singing from the toilet
All feline, all the time.
Spoiler alert: You don't have to be skinny and blonde to be super.
Get someone who looks at you the way Kate McKinnon looks at Nino Positano.
"Not enough floor time available given how quickly the votes went," a spokeswoman for Speaker Ryan said.
The F.B.I. had additional information on Dylann Roof in a second database prior to the Charleston church shooting that might have stopped the sale of a gun to him
Don Neubacher said he will step down as supervisor at the iconic national park after dozens of NPS employees blasted the agency for rampant sexual harassment.
BuzzFeed News’s investigation of investor-state dispute settlement provokes a call for change on Capitol Hill.
Already under investigation by multiple attorneys general in US states, the oil giant faces a new legal challenge related to climate change.
The boy’s father can be seen with his hands in the air before the shooting began. WARNING: Graphic videos.
Protesters demanding that colleges across South Africa make college more affordable for poor students were met with rubber bullets and arrest.
Iain Wright, chair of the Commons business select committee, said it would now include the online fashion giant in a wider inquiry into modern working practices due in January.
The El Cajon Police Department said the man was acting erratically and did not respond to officers' commands.
The Republican Majority Leader called it a "very divisive" issue while Speaker Paul Ryan has signaled he'd like to get it done in the lame duck.
According to Twitter’s rules, “you may not promote violence against or directly attack or threaten other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affiliation, age, disability, or disease.”
A new report from Amnesty International says that scores of children are among those killed by chemical weapons in Darfur since January.
Including that one character in Harry Potter who magically transforms into a white girl once she gets a speaking part.
Protect him at all costs.
Are you more Kristen and Dax or Chrissy and John?
Prepare to feel very seen.
Ok, maybe "best" is a bit of a stretch.
"This is a debate between a politician and your uncle's Facebook page."
"What if instead of a debate we all agree to scream into a pillow for an hour or so?"
"I want a kiss cam at my funeral."
Apple's latest update for iPhone and iPad can be a little confusing. These tips and tricks will help.
These are the truest signs of commitment.
Nobody wants to see your #aftersexselfie.
"Ballet dancers don't train 7+ hours a day, 7 days a week, to be represented by Kendall Jenner and her dodgy feet."
This is the best display of girl power.
BREAKING: We are petty.
We feel for both parties involved.
Note to everyone: Stop judging parents.
A delightful time capsule of shag carpet perfection.
People were so busy criticising Alicia, they forgot to notice these people too!
Step 1: Ignore the attacker.
Mandy Moore was nervous of meeting Nicholas Sparks because the story is based on his sister's life.
Well that was unexpected.
Warning: Drink water before scrolling.
You have to suffer for those zigzag parts.
What a time to be alive.
"[Our children] mentioned, 'Mama, there's clowns out there in the woods and they're trying to get us to come out there,'" one resident told BuzzFeed News.
Just a secondary opinion thanks to a secondary angle.
*Moves to Nashville and volunteers for jury duty*
A recap fer ya.
