"I buy the organic prenatal vitamins because I also buy the Betty Crocker frosting made out of organ failure and diabetes."
Bottoms up!
You'll need the eye of the tiger.
Heck, go ahead and propose to yourself.
Aside from just tearing into the loaf and eating it straight-up.
What spiced latte?
"Once you learn, you will never forget."
No bullshit here.
All the YA lit you can handle, right in your inbox.
The 8-bit Eggo waffle alone!
Bring the panaderia home with you.
Take the spooookiness out of being a grown-up.
It's not Halloween until you've plunged your hand into some pumpkin guts.
And how to fix 'em!
Tired of the same burritos and hikes? Here's how to shake up your weekends.
It's like your kitchen went back to the future and got you a personal assistant.
You might not get what you expect.
Less time cooking, more time eating.
The network has nixed the sitcom about a Filipino mail-order bride.
Living in a post-10k-steps-per-day world.
Not telling our parents absolutely everything is framed as a kind of dishonesty, but it doesn't have to be.
You're using everything incorrectly. Not anymore.
Dig into a bowl full of carby fall goodness.
Their misery is so adorable.
There are literally so many.
The king of all candies!
How much of a younger sibling are you, really?
In sickness and in health, until arguing over who gets the last donut do us part.
It's a highly valuable skill indeed.
Moms of television, unite!
These are not going to be easy decisions.
Sweet, sweet fall.
'Cause who doesn't love pizza?
Because everyone likes hearing about normal people meeting famous people.
Expect the unexpected.
Considering a pint of ice cream a single serving size.
"Looking to get bread."
El Cajon police distributed video Friday showing officers fatally shooting Alfred Olango Tuesday after responding to a call about someone who was acting erratically.
When a bear mauls a camper, park rangers round up the usual suspects. DNA tests can now reveal whether a bear is innocent, saving it from being killed.
Theresa May will confront the Tory party's most significant ideological crisis in decades at next week's conference.
It's so deep, you could stack four Statues of Liberty and still not reach the surface.
“I don’t think there’s anything titillating about what we’re doing — it’s all horrific, as it should be,” Wood said of the controversial rape scenes in HBO's new sci-fi drama about the dark side of virtual reality.
Months after the U.S. Supreme Court struck down a similar death penalty sentencing system, the Alabama Supreme Court ruled unanimously that its own system is still constitutional.
The US Fish & Wildlife Service listed seven bee species in Hawaii as endangered on Friday, a first for bees, which have experienced declining numbers across the US.
The couple's six children will remain in Angelina Jolie's care, while Brad Pitt has voluntarily agreed to drug and alcohol testing as part of a temporary agreement, sources confirm.
The ethics order from the Court of the Judiciary followed a move from Roy Moore in January when he ignored federal court rulings and ordered state officials to enforce the state's ban on same-sex couples' marriages.
Barack Obama and Bill Clinton were among the speakers as the statesman, who died on Wednesday, was laid to rest in Jerusalem.
The sisters had been helped to their villa after a day of drinking, but there were no signs of violence, authorities said.
In 12 years, it's travelled billions of miles and flown past two planets, two asteroids, and a comet. What have you been up to?
Workers at Asos’s Barnsley warehouse say they work like machines. A BuzzFeed News investigation found allegations of exploitative contracts, a stringent security regime, and stressed workers at the heart of the online retailer's global fast-fashion empire.
Including that one character in Harry Potter who magically transforms into a white girl once she gets a speaking part.
Protect him at all costs.
Are you more Kristen and Dax or Chrissy and John?
Prepare to feel very seen.
Ok, maybe "best" is a bit of a stretch.
"This is a debate between a politician and your uncle's Facebook page."
"What if instead of a debate we all agree to scream into a pillow for an hour or so?"
"I want a kiss cam at my funeral."
Apple's latest update for iPhone and iPad can be a little confusing. These tips and tricks will help.
These are the truest signs of commitment.
Nobody wants to see your #aftersexselfie.
"Ballet dancers don't train 7+ hours a day, 7 days a week, to be represented by Kendall Jenner and her dodgy feet."
This is the best display of girl power.
BREAKING: We are petty.
We feel for both parties involved.
Note to everyone: Stop judging parents.
A delightful time capsule of shag carpet perfection.
People were so busy criticising Alicia, they forgot to notice these people too!
Step 1: Ignore the attacker.
Mandy Moore was nervous of meeting Nicholas Sparks because the story is based on his sister's life.
Well that was unexpected.
Warning: Drink water before scrolling.
You have to suffer for those zigzag parts.
What a time to be alive.
"[Our children] mentioned, 'Mama, there's clowns out there in the woods and they're trying to get us to come out there,'" one resident told BuzzFeed News.
Just a secondary opinion thanks to a secondary angle.
*Moves to Nashville and volunteers for jury duty*
