Know your globe.
Other than straight from the jar, of course.
This post will make you feel sick and satisfied in equal measure.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Jane Austen adds romance to any occasion.
Damn, you look delicious!
*breaks leg* "Put a wet paper towel on it."
Dessert + booze? Count me in.
It's not easy: They're both full of snow and pale people.
Four people died in a suicide blast near one of Islam’s holiest sites in Saudi Arabia. People are calling bullshit on a British woman’s memoir about her “gap year” in Africa. And Diet Pepsi is having an identity crisis.
Even the food was rainbow.
OCD is a devious and sneaky creature, frequently manipulating people to get its own way.
Everyone's low-key losing their shit over it.
"So I can kiss you anytime I want" *feeble heart explodes*
Time to hit rewind.
Britain's most beloved cowboy crooner is getting ready to slay your faves.
Bring back my all stars!
I'm not being mean, I'm just telling the truth.
You'll be dancing down the aisle to "You Can Call Me Al," performed by Here Comes Treble.
But first... tell us who your favorite #BB18 houseguests are!
How does your opinion stack up against other people's?
Sorry, we can't all marry Leslie.
Alternate headline: "28 Dogs And Cats That Are Richer Than You."
Are you a Virgin virgin?
Now cooler and warmer than ever!
“At last, pockets I can use!” Lol no these are fake.
Let's be real: Jon Snow is probably into some freaky shit.
"OMGOANDA IMDNSK SCREAMFISJ" makes total sense to you.
Make fail great again.
"It's our choices that show us what we truly are."
Live every day like it's Pride.
Louise Linton wrote that she escaped attacks by Congolese rebels, but people say that and other claims by her are false.
They're perfect in every way.
Welcome, baby Violet!
It's a hoax. Whoop whoop!
Where on the rainbow are you?
Lettuce settle this once and for all.
This one's for you, JoJo.
Killing time until we get new Game of Thrones with old Game of Thrones. Warning: this contains spoilers for Season 6.
Beau Solomon vanished just hours after arriving in Rome Thursday to attend John Cabot University. A 41-year-old homeless man has been arrested on homicide accusations.
The attack was the third to take place in the country on Monday.
"It's like Kids Company." Luxury gifts and first-class travel for executives. Home Office grants spent in 24 hours. Warnings ignored by trustees and the Charity Commission. A BuzzFeed News investigation into the closure of Broken Rainbow.
The mosque director says he repeatedly asked local police for increased protection. The attacker allegedly shouted “You fucking terrorist” during the beating.
The Iraq government has declared three days of mourning after the city's deadliest bombing this year.
To remind yourself the world is an extraordinary place.
It's crunch time for Juno, which is due to be captured in Jupiter's orbit in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
The politician says the Brexit victory is the end of the road for his political career.
At least 44 people were killed Tuesday at Istanbul's Ataturk Airport when suicide bombers opened fire on travelers then detonated explosives. Officials said the men were from Russia, Uzbekistan, and Kyrgyzstan.
BNP Paribas, one of the largest banks in the world, has denied these charges.
"I still strongly believe coming out the EU was the right decision, and we can't put the blame on Brexit for the racism over the last few days."
"I intend to shake up the leadership contest," said Raheem Kassam.
Discover your *true* beauty guru spirit animal.
There's a theory that they're actually trolling the entire world while she makes a piece of performance art for her new album.
"Have a crush on someone? Throw your phone away!"
It's not the first time Depp has altered a tattoo dedicated to a former flame.
"You spent some time away..."
Please send help we are on fire.
It's like the red wedding in your pants every month.
"I had one job." — A woman who failed to get in formation.
To infinity, the bedroom, and beyond!
French people can love American food too!
Once you see this, you'll never be able to unsee it.
They just are.
Get ready for some serious learning.
Babies and peach fuzz.
You fight for democracy and this is what you do with it.
Syed's conviction in the death of Hae Min Lee has been vacated.
"I've made a huge mistake." – all of these people.
Look like you gave a shit without really giving a shit.
And proof that there's hope for us all.
Trump had a phone console near his bed that could connect to every phone in the estate, and several former workers said Trump used it to secretly listen in on phone calls in the mid-2000s. Two Trump supporters said the tycoon didn’t eavesdrop.
Regardless of what you're getting into, here's how to know if you should wrap it up.
THE Queen. Contains spoilers.
Break out your Lululemon, ladies.
Can't keep my sweat to myself.
"I literally cannot stop looking at myself in every reflection that I pass."
"If it makes you feel any better, the guy proposing to him is my ex-fiancé."
Dropped your phone in a pool? Don't use uncooked rice.
"I gotta plead ignorance here."
You can't tell us that Jordan Rodgers doesn't look like asparagus.
"If you don't like harmonica vacuum, I don't trust you."
