"I’ll have another / child, a back-up, in / another city, with / another woman, just / in case."
You'll never have to go to the post office again.
Clay Aiken, RHOA's NeNe Leakes, Lisa Lampanelli plus Kardashian — all Celebrity Apprentice alum — combined on Chelsea to reminisce and spill tea on the larger-than-life Republican nominee.
The season is the reason. (Like we needed a reason!)
Just a reminder to follow your dreams.
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I love high school!
You're not bossy, you're the boss.
They took a swim in Ibiza. To show Scorsese they were cool.
Thank you for being a friend.
Our biggest fear is someone getting cold feet.
The power couple gave the internet a rare relatable moment.
Calling all trainers!
WARNIING: Semi-spoilers, if you've managed not to binge-watch yet.
Eugene is gay, Pigeon Man lives, and Helga grew up to be president.
Look, we like you, but enough with the fucking kale already.
Tilda Swinton: fangirl extraordinaire.
Because there's nothing better than famous people fighting.
You got this.
"Don't leave us." —Damn near everyone after the her speech last night
A sweet quiz to reveal the truth.
WHY AM I NOT AT THIS PLAY RIGHT NOW?!
It's like moving without all the hassle.
Get ready to salivate.
Grossness knows no bounds here.
Beyoncé earns a career-best eleven nominations for Lemonade.
The world's first walking vision board.
An armed man in Las Vegas who attempted to rob a group of Pokémon Go players was shot by one of the players, who had a concealed weapons permit.
Jiggling away fat like it's 1956.
"You still like him after the video of him saying the n word."
"You regret 100% of the naps you don't take."
Come over, the shade is nice and cool.
Bills, Bills, Bills.
There's one real life butt among these imposter(ior)s. Can you find it?
The mayor of the city said that he didn't see anything wrong with the new monument to being the very best, like no one ever was.
"Hey, open up, wine! Linda's comin' in!"
And then there were two.
Two attackers were also killed, according to French police.
Jordan, who traditionally has avoided political or social commentary, spoke about police violence this week.
Miss Cleo was well-known for her infomercials in the '90s, where she'd urge viewers to "call me now."
74 mph in a 65 mph zone.
NGOs, diplomats, and regular people have been expecting the United Nations to finally choose a woman to head the body for the first time in its history. But guess who's in the lead? Yep! Two dudes.
As the chain's U.S. turnaround slows, it's looking for new ways to keep customers coming back for more.
Anti-abortion activist David Daleiden skated clear of felony charges on Tuesday, due to a grand jury bungle.
The government has struggled to get the word out to former students whose federal loans can be written off.
The attack took place at a facility for the disabled outside Tokyo. The suspect later turned himself in to police, saying, "I want to get rid of the disabled from this world."
Airbnb will co-host a civil rights event with BET at the Democratic National Convention, less than a week after hiring former US Attorney General Eric Holder to help fix the site’s racial discrimination problem.
Three of the former Libyan dictator’s top officials are living comfortably in Britain despite being wanted in Tripoli for allegedly embezzling millions from the collapsed state – and the UK authorities have done nothing to help investigate.
His photo first circulated after the Brussels bombings, and now he's been accused of committing the Ansbach suicide attack.
They truly make it a better place.
I honestly can't keep up anymore.
*Incoherent weeping sounds*
Steal their secrets and everything you make will get a little bit more delicious.
We asked Trump supporters to write down a misconception about them and here's what happened.
Sansa might be in big trouble, guys. SPOILERS AHEAD.
Everything's OK here. Move along.
Everyone: So why don't you believe in God? You: Um, hi, nice to meet you.
It's not exactly the rock 'n' roll lifestyle everyone thinks it is.
The accommodation for Olympic athletes has blocked toilets, leaking pipes, and water coming down the walls, according to the Australian team.
"Be careful, Diana. They do not deserve you."
Exclusive: Dean Eastmond was told by the NHS that if he died his partner would not be allowed to use his frozen sperm sample to have a child because they were in a same-sex relationship. But now he's won an apology from the UK fertility authority – and a clarification of the rules to prevent discrimination.
Inspiring ink from the small and minimalist to the big and colorful.
Make your own "pink drink" right in your kitchen!
There are some wild people in this world.
Stewart did an entire 10-minute rant about Fox News from behind a desk on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, just hours after Donald Trump accepted the Republican presidential nomination.
The restaurant owner thought it was all a joke at first.
YEAH. I KNOW.
Guys, "benevolent" is a really hard word to say.
We really have seen it all. Quite literally.
Building character one letter at a time.
Because if you didn't Snapchat it, did it even really happen?
"Do not have sex."
It can really be that simple.
Time for a tidy up!
Ladies and gentlemen, we've found the very best.
A bedroom fit for the Chosen One.
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