With answers explained as if you were drunk.
An ocean of difference.
Animal friendship goals.
"Upgraded my Caucasian lifestyle today."
::doesn't leave house all weekend::
Target for the win, again.
The only shopping list you need.
A not-so-innocent tale of infidelity, polyamory, and betrayal.
Start your day off right.
Tom Hanks needs an Oscar for being so wonderful.
Say hello to low-carb deliciousness!
It was a night of heated debate watched by millions across the world.
A look back at Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton through the years, presented by Getty Images.
Walt or Jesse?
This will give you all the feels.
On a scale of one to meat tornado.
It's time to find out.
Think you can get 100%? As if!
Get ready to lose your arm and leg.
"My brother told me Freddy Krueger's face was the cheese on pizza... I didn't eat pizza for a year."
"Being mad at a presidential candidate is NOT a reason to call 911."
If a hoax hoaxes no one is it still a hoax?
I mean, would it kill him to smile sometimes?
Let's find out what my grandma really thinks of you.
Checking his statements on Iraq, climate change, ISIS, and more.
TL;DR: America may or may not be doomed.
Prepare to feel very seen.
Lots of people spent tonight wondering exactly where Lester Holt was. Can you find him?
"The Fed is doing political by keeping interest rates at this level." – Donald J. Trump
After Trump questions her "look" and "stamina," Clinton ends debate by slamming his comments on women.
Doughnut lovers, this one's for you!
Imma let you finish your drink.
"Sorry, Kar — I'm with her."
Are you man enough to be a Girl Scout?
The screenshot people are sharing is fake.
"Let's talk about race" [throws body out window].
People really seem to be into singing about having an apple, and having a pen.
"LESTER WHERE ARE YOU"
"I feel like the red carpet question 'who are you wearing?' has Texas Chainsaw undertones."
The house reportedly had a drug lab inside and there was a smell of gas in the area prior to the explosion.
Dee Gordon broke into tears after rounding the bases as he wore No. 16 in honor of teammate José Fernández, who died Sunday in a boating accident.
The police shooting of Keith Lamont Scott has sparked protests and unrest. Monday in court, a prosecutor said a man had confessed to shooting another man at one of those protests.
Color Genomics is unveiling $50 tests for the relatives of people who test positive for a cancer mutation.
Prison officials have stepped in to help serve meals after after guards refused to show up to work at Holman prison, according to strike organizers.
The odds of some hiring results occurring due to chance were approximately "one in a billion," the department's compliance office found.
The reports into the bombings of two hospitals were released ahead of a session of the UN Security Council.
Mahir Zeynalov was already deported from Turkey in 2014 for reporting critically on the Turkish government.
US officials also push back against the idea that the fight, which could be launched in coming weeks, is part of an October surprise.
Doctors in Aleppo are being forced to operate on children without anesthetics, one aid worker said.
The man who opened fire on cars Monday morning at a strip mall in southwest Houston was killed by police and has not been officially identified.
BREAKING: We are petty.
We feel for both parties involved.
Note to everyone: Stop judging parents.
A delightful time capsule of shag carpet perfection.
People were so busy criticising Alicia, they forgot to notice these people too!
Step 1: Ignore the attacker.
Mandy Moore was nervous of meeting Nicholas Sparks because the story is based on his sister's life.
Well that was unexpected.
Warning: Drink water before scrolling.
You have to suffer for those zigzag parts.
What a time to be alive.
"[Our children] mentioned, 'Mama, there's clowns out there in the woods and they're trying to get us to come out there,'" one resident told BuzzFeed News.
Just a secondary opinion thanks to a secondary angle.
*Moves to Nashville and volunteers for jury duty*
A recap fer ya.
"Just a little concealer next time."
Inspearational legend.
Life is too short to spend all of your time on your hair.
Another year of interesting clothing choices.
Whatever you say, kid.
Everything you secretly wondered, but never said out loud.
Congratulations. You sabotaged yourself.
See what everyone wore to MTV's big night.
A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?
A damn BILLBOARD.
The Beast is...blond?
Okay. Maybe not EXACTLY like us.
Actually, make that your whole universe-view.
I don't have a fancy fur rug, but I do have a cat.
