"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." — Ron Swanson
Because you usually have to learn by doing.
Tough choices, Joe.
You can smell the pink goop like it was yesterday.
Pope Francis, in almost total silence, walked through the Nazi death camp during his visit to Poland.
I'm seeing hot guy double.
Georgia Knoll became a viral star last month, and now she's been given a chance to live her dream.
As confirmed by the game's code. H/T to this Redditor's guide.
Never mind Pokémon, THIS is 2k16's hottest new trend.
"Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town."
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
"They don’t get to dictate which bathrooms trans people use."
"I thought the mommy and daddy peed on each other."
As cluck would have it.
Seres Therapeutics’s first microbial therapy was just flushed.
Make America Hunky Again.
Is this a movie, or just the names of two monsters smashed together?
BRB: I am going to time travel back to that pic!
Nothing is worse than that moment when you wake up dying of thirst and you realize you forgot to leave a bottle of water by your bed.
Gird your loins.
Switch things up.
I don't think you can handle this.
"That's like me!" —Kim Kardashian on Ernest Hemingway
Step up your memory game.
Without seeing it, of course.
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party.
Do these horses have what it takes or what?
Books + beach = bliss.
"Oh joy. My options are hideous flower print or...stripes."
#TBT to... not that long ago.
Hold on to your hats, people. This is a wild ride.
Are you the ~breast~ lover you can be?
Low in sodium, still high in flavor.
Hollywood is like a fine wine — it only gets better with age.
Time to break out the old Sorting Hat and figure out exactly what kind of cats we have.
"We need to stop being so excitable," DNI James Clapper said at a security conference Thursday.
The 4th Circuit Court of Appeals held on Friday that the state's 2013 voting changes were unconstitutional and broke the law.
The Newtown, Connecticut, school where 20 students and six educators were killed in December 2012 was demolished and rebuilt.
The court struck down several provisions of a 2013 law for having been enacted with "discriminatory intent" in violation of federal law.
Three employees from the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services and three from the Department of Environmental Quality were charged in district court Friday.
Castile, 32, was shot and killed by a police officer in Minnesota. The aftermath was broadcast live on Facebook.
The cyber intrusion into the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is the second recent hacking investigation launched by the FBI into Democratic Party organizations.
Florida health officials have confirmed that the Zika virus has spread to the continental US. The virus can cause severe birth defects.
When the budget committee tried to cut off the cameras and shut down her filibuster, Stav Shaffir turned to Facebook Live instead.
One suspect was detained and SWAT officers swarmed a home near the shooting where they appeared to be searching for more suspects.
After a string of execution mistakes and resignations, the state is replacing the personnel key to carrying out the death penalty in Oklahoma. But state officials say they view execution experience as "immaterial" in the hiring.
Big cities with a lot of people but a low standard of living were left off the route, while smaller – and richer – cities made the cut.
Poké Balls sold separately.
Just some casual true love.
Inspiration for every room.
Just eat the whole loaf — no one's watching.
"I thought he wanted me to come and steal all of his shit. He was asking for it."
Just normal Fourth of July stuff.
Are you sitting? Sit down.
"Instead of feeling like a celebration of my body, it feels more like I’m Cersei taking her walk of shame on Game of Thrones."
This is how your children are born!
Never eat a soggy fry again.
There is no evidence that she has been kidnapped or is being coerced into making YouTube videos.
Competed with the person next to you on the treadmill.
They're just the worst.
BAJA BLAST ON INTO THIS POST!
"I called shotgun! You need to respect that, bitch!"
"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
"He's probably now pretending that I am not here".
Because good makeup doesn't depend on gender. It's pure technique.
"I'm dying to find out which unemployed, ex-athlete JoJo will chose. The suspense is killing me."
The power couple gave the internet a rare relatable moment.
Gorgeous makeup for less effort.
Because girl power is everything.
They truly make it a better place.
I honestly can't keep up anymore.
*Incoherent weeping sounds*
Steal their secrets and everything you make will get a little bit more delicious.
We asked Trump supporters to write down a misconception about them and here's what happened.
Sansa might be in big trouble, guys. SPOILERS AHEAD.
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