"Assistance on aisle one — there's someone here crying tears of joy."
"I know, let's put stickers on every single piece of fruit sold in America!" —Satan
After a week of tense negotiations, Christine Blasey Ford says she will share her “first-hand knowledge” about Brett Kavanaugh with the Senate Judiciary Committee.
A simpler time, when nobody could tag you in a photo where you looked bad.
You might be surprised.
"We were seduced, we were lured, we were hooked, and then, when we became captive audiences, we were manipulated to see what other people — people with vested interests and evil motives of power and domination — wanted us to see."
There are more than 10,000 local jurisdictions that administer the country's elections. Only 1,100 have signed up for the federal election threat alert system.
If I say that I love "KUWTK", does that mean that I will have six children?
Please fix all my problems in life, but for under $10. Thank you, thank you.
At least your day isn't as bad as these people's.
The government estimates that the regulation, released late Saturday, would affect roughly 382,000 people per year.
No baking expertise necessary.
An eggcellent quiz, IMHO.
It seemed impossible.
"Ladies, you must never date anyone who hates libraries, has a portrait of himself that grows older while he stays young, or eats five dozen eggs and is the size of a barge."
“Love to own my opponent by posting video of them getting uproarious applause for opposing extrajudicial killings of black men by white cops.”
Art hilariously imitating life.
Let's celebrate all the shades and sizes of our Latinx families!
Disneyland is SPOOKTACULAR this time of year.
"We’re just supposed to — in the face of all this, dragging our good name through the mud — we’re supposed to do nothing?"
Sugar, spice, and everything nice!
Bizarre Medical Cases That Will Straight Up Baffle You
Honestly, we should never go to the movies with other people.
Can you keep your parks straight?
Jeremy Corbyn’s party is braced for an explosive showdown in Liverpool this week over its position on a second Brexit referendum.
Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad.
Now you can wear coffee, smell like coffee, and drink coffee all at the same time. You're welcome.
Even grandpa wants to know his stripper name.