Martha wouldn't watch her if you paid her. She really hates her.
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The latest twitter trend has some real gems to it. The Pains of Being Pure at Hoth and Modest Mouse Eisley are two of my favorites.
Guys have rules. Keep an empty urinal between you and another guy, the man of the house always works the grill, etc.
Transforms any household plant into an effective air cleaner for your home or office. One of Popular Science's Inventions of the Year, ANDREA is the first designed air filter capable of absorbing toxic gases, such as formaldehyde, through the natural absorptive and metabolic properties of living plants.
This is really, really cute. “I love you New York!”
This adorable yet passive-aggressive note expresses the ever-so-slight annoyance of having to move someone's clothes to the dryer for them. A note like this would necessitate a follow-up Missed Connection post (if you're into quirky neurotic types).
For the person who hates humanity, here are all the many specimens of cocksuckers of the world. I don't think Anne Hathaway is a cocksucker per sé, but I think we can universally agree on most of these.
Man, cats got pretty whack ever since they started being all, “Blah blah blah. Save the environment.” Nonetheless, do whatever this cute kitty tells you. (Via.)
This is what happens when obsessively thorough Wikipedia editors get out into the real world. Luckily, his sign doesn't say anything about obsessively thorough Wikipedia editors.
Look! It's a perfect visual representation of the Mullet Strategy!
“A medium-sized popcorn and medium soda at the nation's largest movie chain pack the nutritional equivalent of three Quarter Pounders topped with 12 pats of butter.” That's according to a report released today by the advocacy group Center for Science in the Public Interest. (Surely they don't have the same fat content.)
Matt Logue's “Empty Los Angeles” photography book shows the effect of L.A. being completely people-less. The click through is worth it.
This video pulls off the Internet hat-trick of being adorable, annoying, and disgusting all at once. Somebody get this dog a medal.
11-year-old Thomas Demming hid E.T. in his closet for weeks. He fed it Reese's Pieces so it wouldn't get hungry. Cute!
This video is just of a crowd outside a Border's in Noblesville, Indiana, shouting “Sign our books!” as Palin's enormous tour bus idles. Apparently, Palin left before signing everyone's copy of her memoir, and people were unhappy about that.
Well done, ABC7 Local News. (And no, it wasn't me, though if I had access to a machete right now I might copycat. Friday!)
Tech Buzz I've come around to the idea of this genre of game ever since the brilliant Learn to Fly. This is a fun one in the same vein, except with a squirrel instead of a penguin! (Protip: your A and S keys are pretty important here. Took me a while to figure that out.)
Tech Buzz Try and make it through a series of brain-teasing puzzles using as few clicks as possible. If you like this one, go back and play the first ClickPlay.
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