"I'm going to be artificially inseminated so I don't have to have sex with anyone."
"Anything. Even a normal stare amounts to harassment."
No, I'm not sick. That's just the colour of my face.
Literally this is what's good.
Here's what could have been.
If you've been swiping long enough, chances are you've seen some shit.
Gotta get back, back to my crush, Samurai Jack (watch out!).
“We’ve had shit leaders before, we’ll survive," sighed one adviser.
National Selfie Day > Christmas.
Is it time for you to pack your bags and relocate?
This is what happens when Reddit users are asked what's the weirdest thing about Australia that Australians don't realise.
The story of Shakes will give you all the feels imaginable.
Time flies when you're Fred and Daphne.
She was apparently forced to see an ultrasound because "it's the law".
Outgoing sex Discrimination Commissioner Elizabeth Broderick says the rules are holding us back, and it's up to us to rewrite them.
"Any kind of identity, any kind of body shape, any kind of gender, can do anything the hell they want."
You might think twice about doing shots all night long.
He's just so gosh darn adorable!
That's a nice shade of red you're wearing... on your face.
"I can no longer sit idly by as the phonies and fakes of the world go unpunished."
“Why do people do this?!”
OMG, it's been 25 years since we were first introduced to the drama-filled world of rich Beverly Hills teens!!!
"Can I lay down a bop?"
Be our guest and take this test.
*Changes lock screen to Samira Wiley*
Tell us how many of these classic '90s cartoons you've seen and take your rightful place as a Saturday Morning Warrior.
There are bookworms, and then there are ~Booker~ worms.
Proudly shutting down the biggest problem India faces today — cleavage.
A source has told BuzzFeed News that "Natalie Amyot" isn't all she claims to be.
When your favourite product is sold out and you're frustrated AF.
Miley, what's good?!
"Sweat away the pounds!"
Find out if you're keeping it real in the avenues or living high up in the heights.
I hope to be just as selfless as you are.
The jingliest jingle that ever jingled.
Because we tried them for you in August!
Comedian Jenny Yang explains why she doesn't date white guys.
And they lived happily ever after!
"MAKE SURE THEM RIBS IS RIGHT, MAN."
One of Apple TV's most-desired features finally makes its way to the diminutive set-top box.
Instead he wants the focus to be on stabilising countries such as Syria and Eritrea.
In the land of Kardashians and other celebrities, maintaining lush grounds amid a severe drought can run afoul of the rules, records obtained by BuzzFeed News show.
Police are searching for three suspects in the shooting death of a veteran police officer.
Three Vice News reporters were charged Monday with "working on behalf of a terrorist organization" in Turkey. On Wednesday, it was reported the charges were due to encryption software one of the reporters had on their personal computers.
The men, who were dressed in military uniforms, reportedly bundled the construction workers into SUVs in Sadr City, Baghdad, before driving away. One Iraqi was also reportedly taken.
"There was no electricity, no air con. Everyone was panicking."
The 56 Dean Street clinic emailed nearly 800 HIV-positive patients, failing to hide their email addresses. BuzzFeed News spoke to two shocked patients on the list.
In a court filing, the Department of Justice warned that Gov. Bobby Jindal's decision to cut Planned Parenthood's Medicaid funding violates federal law.
Anti-abortion activists who secretly videotaped abortion doctors are facing lawsuits, the threat of criminal charges, and complaints of IRS violations, legal experts told BuzzFeed News. The group says it broke no laws.
Roderick Nunley was executed by lethal injection in Missouri Tuesday night. It was the state’s sixth execution this year, and the nation’s 20th.
Three sheriff's deputies were charged in the beating of a Southern California man that was broadcast live by a news helicopter.
A frog acting like a dog?
Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz is available now!
WARNING: This might be sad for someone going through a breakup.
"It's people like you who make it clear women should never have been given rights."
Nicki and Taylor and Miley, oh my.
If you've been wondering whether or not you're a millennial, this should help.
As expected, celebrities made some ~questionable~ outfit choices at this year's show.
It's so bad. But so, so good.
Ahhh! Put it back in, put it back in!
Chanel Cartell and Stevo Dirnberger wrote in a blog post that social media hides the reality of their journey around the globe.
I have five suit sets and over twelve blazers — but I rarely wear them. I took a week to figure out why.
Kind of crazy, no?
"Back to this bitch, that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press." —Nicki to Miley
Rebel Wilson channeled how everyone in America felt.
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Because you can wear whatever you want to wear.
Ashley Burnham is from Enoch Cree Nation in Alberta.
Bless the Harry Potter fandom.
For decades, the freewheeling hippies of Jesus People USA — "God's forever family" — forged one of the most influential movements in Christianity. They were also Jaime Prater's family, until he made a documentary exposing the commune's darkest secrets.
Warning: life spoilers ahead.
WE WERE ON A BREAK.
Beau Coffron is pretty much a lunch sculptor.
Without them, who else would keep Kris and Kim in check?
Your ovaries are about to feel inspired.
They woke up like this.
How am I meant to save up for a house and pay off my HECs at the same time?!
Having kids is even weirder than you think.