What hot local single will you get with?
Until last year, I was one of 4.3 million people at the mercy of the legal immigration system, waiting for the chance to stay in the U.S. for good.
Are you Hamilton AF?
It can be hard to tell the difference.
Time to see who the real heroes are.
Thanksgiving can be stressful but cute animals never are!
How the Game of Thrones and Hunger Games star recalibrated her career.
"Let's give and not take," Santa says.
Here's what not to watch before your big feast.
Dismissed by critics as hokey and by peers as being out of touch, Mitch Albom has sold 35 million books anyway, building a modern empire out of longingly gazing at the past.
I am the one who knocks firmly yet politely.
I really really really didn't want milky KD.
Time has changed so much, but not the fact that our grandmother is still the heart of our Thanksgiving dinner.
*splashes holy water on screen*
As they say, you are what you eat.
Whatever it takes, we know you will make it through... unless you're J.T. (Sorry.)
It's important that you're honest here.
Why are these things always in the middle of a fucking shopping centre?
"LET'S GET ROCKING!"
Only the stars will tell!
"Oi, fuck you!"
You are always in a heating war.
See how productive your year was.
*Turns on nightlight for life.*
A Simpsons showdown.
Silicon Valley companies offer their employees an enormous amount of free catered meals. This is what they do to prevent food waste.
Wow there are so many pictures of you on the internet!!!
The results were truly eye-opening.
Either way: Yum.
"I accidentally hooked up with her..."
Give thanks for hairless showers.
"There's no healthy breeze around my privates anymore."
Hi hungry, I'm Dad.
Consider yourself lucky if your gravy didn't have mouse turds.
Happy Turkey Day!
The Internet is hard. Learn how to navigate it with our (semi-regular) advice column, It's Not You, It Me.
We can learn from their example.
Trials collapse amid warnings historic convictions unsafe because of 'glaring' systemic failures at UK's serious crime body.
He was reportedly detained immediately.
Ronald Pritchett, 32, allegedly stabbed both his parents, one of them fatally, after they didn't buy him fast food, authorities said.
No one was injured as the blimp deflated on a baseball field.
From a gold market crash in the 1860s to awful traffic in Pennsylvania 100 years later, the name of America's annual shopping frenzy has a long history.
The Food and Drug Administration on Thursday said a diced onion and celery blend used in Costco's rotisserie chicken salads is believed to have been the source of the E. coli contamination that sickened 19.
"Navy sailors and their families likely walked by her not knowing she could possibly be rearing a chick over 50 years later," a wildlife official says.
For more than a year, a Dutch jihadi has been using Tumblr to post updates and answer questions about fighting in the Middle East as a radical Islamist.
The feds are now making scientists consider both sexes in animal research. It’s been heralded as a victory for women — but some feminists say it could be the opposite.
It's Thanksgiving – time to celebrate and reflect on the petty, passive-aggressive things about our friends and family that make them who they are. Here are some of the truly great moments in passive aggression.
Because we could all use a little help.
Lots and lots of skincare.
He's spent the year cuddling dogs and shutting down sexist questions. Oh, and taking his top off too.
The video, ordered released by the judge, shows Laquan McDonald being shot by Officer Jason Van Dyke last year. WARNING: The video is graphic.
Aunt: Your tattoos are a lifetime commitment. Me: Your marriage wasn't. #ThanksgivingClapback is hilarious.
Let's give up and let the animals take over.
More like Love FACTually.
Because living in a world that's obsessed with teeny-weeny bikinis isn't always easy.
This probably happened when news about the last couple World Wars broke too, right?
Can you find it?
"Oh shit." —These people
Seriously, though, would you actually be friends with her?
Learn something for once, ya knucklehead.
Jordy Hurdes has been left with muscle spasms and a stutter that might be permanent after a bad reaction to an Ecstasy pill. WARNING: Contains footage that some may find upsetting.
Worrying is your specialist subject.
"I can stick things in so many holes."
Maybe don't try this at home.
Trust us, they are incredible. Possibly even better than her studio version.
Or maybe it's just us?
An ode to the dogs who made us feel better about ourselves this year.
A post in a female meteorologist Facebook group started a trend that's showing up on television screens around the country.
Because of course it is. She's Adele.
J.K. Rowling is the master of cleverly hiding clues.
All sandwiches should last forever.
~Listens to "Hello" on an endless loop~
Sleep tight! ;-)
Stop your timbers from shivering.
Sorry for ruining your childhood...not really.