YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT.
Disclaimer: Do not try to eat these bizarre creations.
Give DIY a try.
Amtrak is your new BFF.
Hocus Pocus Alimagocus!
Don't invite me to your auctions.
You probably fart nearly 10 times a day.
The moon knows.
No, it doesn't stand for Ethan.
"I should have deleted this a long time ago."
Which ancient monster are you most like?
Vicky Balch, who lost her right leg from the knee down in a theme park accident in June, was modelling at an event organised by the Models of Diversity group.
"In horrifyingly uncomfortable detail."
Pumpkin Spice Lattes did not exist.
Because traditional dishes are always the best kind.
Technically speaking, the USA already has one of those...
There are, apparently, no French Rolling Stones either.
The American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Boston was forced to land in Syracuse after the event.
Squad in this case meaning cool people are are also working together.
What a time to be alive.
In a series of essays distributed inside Apple, the company's leadership remember its co-founder.
Harry, Liam, and Louis who?
Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck everything.
"Haha yeah, I'm just peanut butter. No jelly. Yet!"
This is the diagnostic test the FBI serial killer profilers use.
Fuck changing at Bank.
If you eat a Whopper, your poo may be going as an emerald this Halloween.
The Las Vegas taxi industry used every political maneuver in its arsenal to keep Uber and Lyft off the strip. It didn't work.
You can't fight fate, even on social media.
Forgive me, Lord, for I have made an ass of myself.
Two wildly popular British expat podcasters are obsessed with making good on the decades-old promise that America will care about soccer more than once every four years. And if it finally happens, they'll be a big reason why.
"Finding out jails are our largest provider of mental health treatment is like finding out Lil Wayne lyrics are our greatest source of sexual education."
In honour of her 40th birthday. HBD, KW!
Halloween is Coming. Warning: spoilers!
BuzzFeed News followed three bagmen from Lycamobile as they made "deeply suspicious" six-figure daily cash deposits at the Post Office.
The cargo ship went missing in Hurricane Joaquin near the Bahamas on Thursday with 33 people, including 28 Americans, on board.
"Being a baseball player means that others look up to you," CC Sabathia said. "I want my kids — and other who may have become fans of mine over the years — to know that I am not too big of a man to ask for help."
The head of a Mississippi narcotics unit that was the focus of several BuzzFeed News stories has resigned. He denies that his resignation was due to BuzzFeed News stories on the unit’s recruitment of college age informants.
Mark Zuckerberg's Internet.org initiative to hit new heights.
Juan Garcia is scheduled to die by lethal injection on Tuesday for fatally shooting a man during a 1998 robbery in which he stole $8.
Language interpreters, who are crucial to the basic functioning of America’s beleaguered immigration courts, say a new federal contractor is trying to drastically underpay them.
The company has been bleeding cash since ousting its longtime CEO and founder last year.
"...unless something fundamental changes, that we stop funding these people with taxpayer dollars, that they are actually investigated and prosecuted, the reality is nothing's really going to change."
This is the largest ever settlement with a single entity, the U.S. Department of Justice announced Monday.
The former secretary of state has gone hard on the Benghazi committee over the past week, calling it a partisan effort.
Dorsey will also remain the chief executive and chair of Square. Adam Bain, Twitter's head of global revenue and partnerships, will serve as the company's president and chief operating officer.
Jade Hatt, 21, was spared jail after the boy's father told the court that his son was "fully up for this experience".
"My ex-girlfriend was physically and mentally abusive, whenever I told someone they told me to man up and get over it, I never felt so alone."
Because no kid wants a stapler for Halloween.
It's not all cuddles and purring.
It doesn't take a lot of money to look this expensive.
Easy dipping for the holidays, football season, and study snacking.
"Wait… What if you don’t like tea?"
Art hilariously imitating life.
"Do you have a minute?" "Not really." *continues talking anyway*
Time to find out whether or not you're a beauty school dropout when it comes to singing along to this classic.
Color will let you discover.
It's Norman Bates meets the Ten Commandments meets creepy images that will definitely keep you up at night.
Mila is all of us.
It's not like a regular seltzer. It's a cool seltzer.
Sweater weather is the best weather.
Edwin Wheeler, you're a champion.
Mom: I'll be in the store for a few minutes. Me: *dies*
Her new Vanity Fair shoot has her baring it all.
"No, I choose you."
Best costume ever? More like best parents ever.
"$200 to sit in the ballpark and take selfies."
Kids are as honest as you wish you could be.
The couple had given up.
Because that front-facing camera can be a real jerk.
A match made in heaven.
Parents just don't understand.