"Anak, we're not talking about you."
Celebrate Thanksgiving with the books Junot Díaz, R. L. Stine, John Green, Colum McCann, Rainbow Rowell, and more of your favorite authors are grateful for.
Why haven't you ever given your cheese grater a parmesan moustache?
"Does this come with any dolls or-" "No. This is it."
Make 'em say.
Because living in a world that's obsessed with teeny-weeny bikinis isn't always easy.
"It reminds people there’s a reason to want to go home.”
Point spreads, pigskin, and the pursuit of a profit: weekly football wagers from a wannabe wiseguy
We recommend you don't try this at home.
Nerds of the world, unite!
Aunt: Your tattoos are a lifetime commitment. Me: Your marriage wasn't. #ThanksgivingClapback is hilarious.
Don't panic. If it all goes belly up you can just buy a puppy.
Are you easy, or over-easy?
"He is SO great, it's crazy!"
Will the nosey aunt or annoying pre-teens be the bane of your existence?
Cats + coffee = magic.
Dogs are the best.
It was a mouthful.
There’s No Coupon For Friendship.
Unleash your inner design nerd.
Tears here. Tears there. Tears everywhere.
Who'd be the best cohort for you?
Happy Turkey Day!
"It's a match" is a fitting way to put it, since the couple originally met on Tinder.
As told by Dwight Schrute.
More like the "coming to strangle you in your sleep" emoji.
More specifically, did you find your best friend?
"Put 'how is Rue so woke' on my gravestone."
This place needs to be SPOTLESS before the cousins arrive!
Although, let's be real, what YA novel isn't complicated?
After being rescued from a cattle rancher, Dudley is doing much better with his new leg.
It's a holiday as old as Thanksgiving itself.
Here's how to make your wedding look like actual fairies planned it.
Thanksgiving made better with pugs!
"Everyone is either disgusted by me, or they just fetishize me without treating me like an actual person." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Slurpy or crunchy, it's all up to you.
Your room is now a cat sanctuary.
For more than a year, a Dutch jihadi has been using Tumblr to post updates and answer questions about fighting in the Middle East as a radical Islamist.
Hawre Khalid, a Kirkuk-based photographer, goes inside police raids as Iraqi authorities search for ISIS suspects in their city.
The band members spoke about coming face to face with the gunmen, holing up in a room in the Paris theater, and their escape from the horrific terror attack.
The four men, who were identified Wednesday, await charges related to the shooting that wounded five people at a Black Lives Matter Protest in Minneapolis.
The release of Chicago Police Department video depicting the shooting death of Laquan McDonald brought Minneapolis protesters' most immediate demand into sharper focus Wednesday.
A New York church maintenance worker discovered the baby after hearing its cries coming from the manger. A priest at the church called it a "Christmas miracle."
"We say Merry Christmas, God Bless America and In God We trust We salute our troops and our flag. If this offends you...Leave !"
A 16-year-old died late Sunday after twerking on the hood of his friend's Jeep, only to fall off and get pinned underneath the SUV, his parents said.
Derek Medina, 33, could face 25 years to life in prison.
Turkish fighter jets shot down a Russian warplane Turkey said had strayed into its territory Tuesday morning, provoking fury from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Russia denies the plane entered Syrian territory. One pilot was shot dead in the air by Syrian rebel groups, but a second was rescued and returned to base.
But he apparently ate at the servants’ table. Trump’s associates this year have downplayed the relationship between him and Epstein, the financier who was accused of sexually abusing minors in the 2000s.
After hiking the price of Daraprim from $13.50 to $750 per tablet, sparking outrage, the pharmaceutical company said Tuesday the list price will remain unchanged.
This probably happened when news about the last couple World Wars broke too, right?
Can you find it?
"Oh shit." —These people
Seriously, though, would you actually be friends with her?
Learn something for once, ya knucklehead.
Jordy Hurdes has been left with muscle spasms and a stutter that might be permanent after a bad reaction to an Ecstasy pill. WARNING: Contains footage that some may find upsetting.
Worrying is your specialist subject.
"I can stick things in so many holes."
Maybe don't try this at home.
Trust us, they are incredible. Possibly even better than her studio version.
Never change, Japan, never change.
Or maybe it's just us?
An ode to the dogs who made us feel better about ourselves this year.
A post in a female meteorologist Facebook group started a trend that's showing up on television screens around the country.
Because of course it is. She's Adele.
J.K. Rowling is the master of cleverly hiding clues.
All sandwiches should last forever.
~Listens to "Hello" on an endless loop~
Sleep tight! ;-)
Stop your timbers from shivering.
Sorry for ruining your childhood...not really.
This is gonna go on your wishlist.
It really will.
Can you choose between the real Disney character and the very similar impostor?
"All punk is is attitude. That's what makes it. The attitude." —Joey Ramone
"Harry had a thin face, knobbly knees, black hair, and bright green eyes."
"Sex with a Disneyland employee? That’s fucking goofy!"
"Is this Photoshop?"
I was expecting to love the experience. The reality couldn't have been more different.
Craig Anderson was headed home to celebrate his birthday with his partner. Instead, he became the victim of a brutal and violent form of racism that many in Mississippi had thought long gone.