Because we all know you don't take your pants off and eat a brick of cheese in front of someone you just met.
What's good, 2015?
XOXO, you know you love her.
"Candy corn and it tastes like a Care Bear shitting into your mouth."
Won't you not be my neighbor?
"Mounds and mounds of cheese." —Chef Amanda Cohen
A magical season as told through gifs from the fan blog The Blue Jays Hunter.
"I was 16 and drank most of a $10,000 bottle of scotch that was my friend’s dad’s retirement gift."
According to legend, Sad Satan clawed its way up from the Deep Web, and now that you know about it, it’s not going away.
Surprise, bitch. Everything's connected.
Photographer Annalisa Natali Murri's project aims to depict the psychological pain and distress suffered by survivors of 2013’s Rana Plaza building collapse in Bangladesh.
"Self care is not selfish."
"WHO'S THAT??????" —you to your friends about anyone.
"Take these cookies!"
The Advertising Standards Authority confirmed to BuzzFeed News that it had launched an inquiry after receiving a series of complaints.
The Faking It actress takes our Q&A!
Beauty is as beauty does.
Trips that won't break the bank.
Who wants to play a game when you could be dancing?
"Yeah, I nicked this vodka from my parents house." "Wow, that's kind of a dick move."
He claims he once casually delivered a woman's baby in Richmond like it was no big deal.
Two Ryans. Only one winner.
Funny, you don't remember falling down a flight of stairs...
Trans women are taught to feel grateful for any scrap of affection we receive. I'm relegated to the role of teacher and therapist in my dating life — and too often, I fear for my safety.
Just because it's Halloween doesn't mean you need a boo.
"It doesn't have to take over your life, it doesn't have to define you as a person, it's just important that you ask for help."
And keep itself relevant in the process!
"Life's no fun without a good scare." - The Nightmare Before Christmas
Does EVERY house have asbestos in it?
They will literally shit on your dreams.
"I didn't like looking in the mirror before I started on testosterone. Now I'm happy with what I see." Jamie Raines talked to BuzzFeed News about capturing his transition and transforming his life.
Keep that Halloween candy out of reach!
Watch how quickly the internet turns a little dumb thing into a big dumb thing!
This has been an absolutely brilliant series.
The medical charity acknowledged the presidential phone call but repeated its demands for an international body to take up the investigation into the airstrike that killed 22 people.
The state's Fair Pay Act closes a loophole employers have used to justify unequal pay.
Lycamobile's main telecoms rival reported its suspicious money movements to the police after corporate spies were hired to tail its bagmen, BuzzFeed News can reveal.
Coast Guard said it would call off the search for crew members of El Faro by sunset on Wednesday. The NTSB has launched an investigation into the sunken cargo ship that went missing in Hurricane Joaquin near the Bahamas with 33 people, including 28 Americans, on board.
From investigations to attack ads, Democrats and Republicans on the Hill — and beyond — are making the kinds of moves that ensure the nation’s largest abortion provider will be a point of contention into 2016.
Russian officials said four navy warships launched the missiles which destroyed 11 ISIS targets in Syria. A ground offensive by the Syrian Army, Hezbollah and Russian airstrikes is reportedly fighting insurgents in central Syria.
The Chicago detective has been accused of getting dozens of people unjustly locked up. But a major investigation, which found at least some of those people were probably innocent, will not be released.
In response to a BuzzFeed News investigation, Sen. Claire McCaskill has pressed the Department of Defense for details on the failed effort to train and equip Syrian rebels.
Bill Cosby is scheduled to be questioned under oath on Oct. 9 for a case filed against him by Judy Huth, who has accused the comedian of molesting her when she was 15.
Activists and Democrats attribute the shift to a hard-charging president, a powerful new infrastructure of gun control advocates, and a handful of gubernatorial victories — all of which have helped to end Democratic caution about guns.
Doctors Without Borders on Wednesday called for an independent body to conduct a war crime investigation into the U.S. military after 12 of its staff members and 10 patients were killed in an airstrike on its Afghanistan hospital.
The site promised consumers the lowest prices on the web. But those discounts will get a little smaller as it gives up on charging membership fees.
CAN'T BE TAMED.
When McDonald's starts offering all-day breakfast on Tuesday, about 10% of stores won't be offering hash browns. Egg McMuffin and fries, anyone?
A gender-swapped Twilight? Is this real life?
TL;DR: Just go to the shops and buy a cake instead.
"The reason they drive on the left is because all their cars are built backwards."
The social network for professional connections just settled a class-action lawsuit for $13 million.
"It's OK, I'll just get a 217% on the final."
Nothing about this show is random.
When Jenifer Medina looked at the patient's driver's license to identify him, she saw her own brother's face staring back at her.
"What the hell is bagged milk?"
A lot has changed in just three years.
If you eat a Whopper, your poo may be going as an emerald this Halloween.
Jade Hatt, 21, was spared jail after the boy's father told the court that his son was "fully up for this experience".
"My ex-girlfriend was physically and mentally abusive, whenever I told someone they told me to man up and get over it, I never felt so alone."
Because no kid wants a stapler for Halloween.
It's not all cuddles and purring.
It doesn't take a lot of money to look this expensive.
Easy dipping for the holidays, football season, and study snacking.
"Wait… What if you don’t like tea?"
Art hilariously imitating life.
"Do you have a minute?" "Not really." *continues talking anyway*
Time to find out whether or not you're a beauty school dropout when it comes to singing along to this classic.
Color will let you discover.
It's Norman Bates meets the Ten Commandments meets creepy images that will definitely keep you up at night.
Mila is all of us.
It's not like a regular seltzer. It's a cool seltzer.
Sweater weather is the best weather.
Edwin Wheeler, you're a champion.