Surviving small talk is way more noteworthy than any engagement announcement.
Welcome to Easy Sarah's Bakery.
People can't stop thinking about the Labour MP.
And no, it's not surgery.
Happy Daddy's Day.
“We must not allow our compassion to imperil our safety,” the UKIP leader warned.
"Rosie and Jim can fuck off."
Bean there, done that.
The Hand of God actor takes our Q&A.
"Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life."
Warning: This post contains lots of images of adorable dogs and bearded men.
Oh, host-HELL NO.
Call in a bunch of favors and buy loads of rubber gloves, basically.
Putting the F in DILF x1,000.
Does it taste gouda? Let’s brie.
Just remember, patience is a virtue.
"Shabbat shalom bitch!"
Don't even try and deny it.
"A school girl, not a criminal."
'I feel like she is having a heyday on Hinge...'
Balloons! Garlands! Confetti! Hooray!
"Rest in peace Aylan Kurdi. May God forgive us for failing you."
They grow up so fast.
Tu cheez badi hai mast mast.
The road rage is real.
He's the obvious choice, really.
Watch Elliott find the purrfect cat sitter. (Sorry for the pun)
You can only have one true fave.
It's almost sweater weather!
Gorging on unhealthy food, an all-American pastime.
What matters is which house you Gryffindon't want to be in!
Your art matters. And so does your memory.
Now we just need to see Hot Pie in a burger suit, holding a megaphone.
Guys confess why they get jealous.
"Say like, 'I like your hair.'"
The 11-year-old boy was home alone with his 4-year-old sister when two men tried breaking into their house on Thursday in St. Louis.
"Can my family undertake what is an arduous commitment?" the vice president asked. "The honest to God answer is, 'I just don't know.'"
The move was aimed at addressing privacy concerns but critics note the new policies do not apply to local police departments using the devices with more frequency.
Judge David Bunning held Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis in contempt of court and ordered federal marshals to take her into custody after a hearing Thursday. BuzzFeed News' Dominic Holden is at the courthouse in Ashland.
President Otto Pérez Molina was ordered jailed after he was stripped of his immunity from prosecution and ordered not to leave the country amid a corruption case involving the highest levels of the Guatemalan government.
Over 70 safety deposit boxes were targeted during a raid in the city's Hatton Garden over the Easter weekend.
"They have ignored numerous warnings of potential illegal activity," says Mark Hanna.
"There ought to be a big enough space" for Davis to act on her conscience and for couple to get marriage licenses, Bush said.
The agency spent nearly a quarter billion dollars on fires last week, officials reported. The costs are so high that the agency has already used up this year's entire firefighting budget.
Investigators said they are analyzing "significant" home surveillance footage that may show three men suspected of killing a Fox Lake officer. Police say a nanny also admitted to fabricating a sighting in order to get attention.
The ruling by the Ninth Circuit in California cited the mortal dangers faced by trans women in Mexico in ordering officials to defer the deportation of Carey Avendano-Hernandez. It could also set a precedent for similar cases.
"I miss you." Get in line.
No, I'm not sick. That's just the colour of my face.
Wake up sheeple, it's time for a haircut.
Getting all comfy in bed after a shower is well worth the inevitable bedhead.
"His name was Aylan." WARNING: This post contains graphic content.
Photographer Gustavo Gomes said that he hopes his daughter will be able to experience "a bit of the great adventure it was receiving her".
You're more successful than you realize.
Times not to send a text - when you're drunk, when you're high, and when you're a parent.
The Rowan County Clerk stopped issuing all marriage licenses — claiming she is acting "under God's authority" — after the U.S. Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage.
The animation never bothered me, anyway.
It's 1 September: Prepare for the feels.
A frog acting like a dog?
Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz is available now!
WARNING: This might be sad for someone going through a breakup.
"It's people like you who make it clear women should never have been given rights."
Nicki and Taylor and Miley, oh my.
If you've been wondering whether or not you're a millennial, this should help.
As expected, celebrities made some ~questionable~ outfit choices at this year's show.
It's so bad. But so, so good.
Ahhh! Put it back in, put it back in!
Chanel Cartell and Stevo Dirnberger wrote in a blog post that social media hides the reality of their journey around the globe.
Kind of crazy, no?