"Nothing makes me happier than meddling in someone else's love life."
"Can I go out to dinner for once without hearing a baby laugh?"
"And in the morning, I'm making waffles."
"All my life I had to..."
About 1,200 students from one university in China pack themselves into one gymnasium to help beat the heat.
"You are no longer just you."
Season 1 would be very, very different.
Children and grandparents get a pass. The rest of you are on notice.
Get in my belly now.
Chile wouldn’t let me terminate my pregnancy, even though it wasn't viable and my life was at risk.
"It's like eating an aquarium."
Ooh baby, you like it when I eat mozzarella sticks in bed with you?
But don't worry, the beverage company apparently just thinks human slavery is hilarious.
IT'S JUST TOO BLOODY HOT.
Pop quiz time!
It's all fun and games until grandma has a heart attack from seeing you twerk.
Brb, going to have an utepils and experience hygge.
The combination of buttery, sugary, savory treats has become too much.
Sun, sea, sand, and dolphins.
Who said bow ties have to be tied?
You "ship" us? Are we taking a trip?
"We need more wigs!"
Because we tried them for you in June!
In 2009, an American aid worker seeking to provide internet service for Cubans was thrown in jail for more than five years. Now, as relations with Cuba finally thaw, the imprisonment of Alan Gross remains a prime example of how promoting American values in countries that don't want them is a policy that is as well-intentioned as it is poorly executed.
Your brain just works BETTER after noon, OK??
Too. Many. Options.
Welcome to the struggle of being pregnant and employed.
And it did not go as planned. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sometimes all it takes is a potato.
Do we know what you know?
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA.
♫ All the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me.♫
Fasting during Ramadan can be hard, but fasting during Ramadan in the summer...well.
That's Madam President HBIC to y'all!
These mostly harmless stones can be quite annoying, and the images are pretty gross!
Because "taking a deep breath" doesn't fix all.
Still using Sincerely? You definitely need to take this.
An assembly of U.S. church leaders voted overwhelmingly for the proposal, although clergy will still be allowed to recuse themselves from performing same-sex marriages.
NYPD Deputy Commissioner of Counterterrorism John Miller added on Wednesday that despite the precautions, there is no credible threat against Fourth of July celebrations.
The Department of Justice is investigating multiple airlines for "unlawful coordination." Major airlines told BuzzFeed News they plan to fully cooperate.
The embassies will reportedly open on July 20, the Cuban government said on Wednesday.
The Sheriff of Cook County, Illinois, asked Visa and MasterCard to cut ties with the site, alleging its service contributes to "increasing the enslavement of prostituted individuals, including children."
The department store is the latest to dump Trump over his comments about Mexican immigrants.
Joshua Wright, a commissioner at the Federal Trade Commission, promised to recuse himself from Google-related matters when he joined the agency in early 2013.
A Pinellas County judge barred the public and press from viewing the sex tape at the center of the lawsuit between the wrestler and Gawker.
Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras struck a defiant tone after his government missed a midnight deadline to repay the International Monetary Fund roughly 1.5 billion euros, sending the nation into deeper financial turmoil.
In each state, there has been some pushback against this past week's Supreme Court ruling upholding same-sex couples' marriage rights.
In a filing Tuesday, the Mississippi Attorney General's Office asks a federal appeals court to allow its lawyers to stop representing Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant. [Update: The 5th Circuit granted the request on Wednesday, and Bryant's lawyer later acknowledged that the Supreme Court's ruling means that Mississippi's ban is no longer valid.]
Seriously, this is savage.
That's not a heatwave. This is a heatwave.
"So much for Sunday meal prep."
#LoveWins, every single time.
Cute top = bad tan lines.
Losing fat isn't the same thing as losing weight. This is how it all works.
Who sang “Bohemian Rhapsody" better?
Ding ding ding! DING DING DING!
We've all been there.
"It's a huge joy," his father said.
"Go home mate, ya drunk!"
Twitter threw 50 shades of shade at the erotic romance author.
Glastonbury's six-week clean-up begins as 177,000 revellers begin heading home.
This might Stupefy you.
Valentine Thomas says she is hoping to raise awareness about ocean preservation through her hobby.
David Spade, Christina Applegate, Dan Aykroyd, Lorne Michaels, Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, Molly Shannon, and more reflect on the comedian's life and legacy in I Am Chris Farley.
New York's finest.
One hour of food prep on Sunday = healthy eating so easy you don’t even think about it.
Clinton Brentwood Lee's response to an anti–same-sex marriage client is going viral after he posted it to Facebook.
What happens next? There's only one way to find out.
My anaconda don't want none unless you birth sons, hon.
After avoiding answering the question in 2013, Supreme Court ruled 5-4 Friday that states can no longer ban same-sex marriage. "It would misunderstand these men and women to say they disrespect the idea of marriage," Justice Kennedy wrote in the majority opinion.
Which beast best represents you?
Australia is the hot new destination for those against marriage equality, apparently.
We've got the ~scoop~.
Shout-out to SCOTUS, aka the real MVP!
Can't read these texts through all the happy tears.
A+ parenting right here.