Because housing a bag of cheese puffs after your run is apparently not the most productive strategy.
Dinner is served.
I don't know how they do it, but they do.
Pin now, cook later.
And no, it didn't taste like jello.
The only thing more captivating than crime fiction is crime non-fiction.
Why do you do this to yourself?
"Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!"
They didn't go on to become household names, but maybe they still hold a special place in your heart.
You can spot uneven eyebrows from a mile away.
Because who can resist adorable animals?
Will it be Disney, Cartoon Network, or Nickelodeon?
Like that one time Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner made out.
*Rings fake bell 20 minutes early.* Class is dismissed.
"Guess what guys? It's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!"
Darren Criss as Prince Eric? YES PLEASE.
Alriiiiiiight!
If you get one wrong, then you're out of office!
Nicolas Cage is a true force of nature, but just how well do you know his work?
Are you an idiot? No? Prove it.
Yeah, you're going to want to try that sticky toffee pudding, because J.K. Rowling personally taste-tested and approved all of the food.
"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."
Millions of men share this problem but no one is talking about it.
Hipponotising.
Is it the poop emoji?
"If that doesn't get me a date, I don't know what will."
Villains have more fun.
Do you actually need 7-8 hours of sleep every night? One man sought to find out.
Ink is in bloom every season.
A true test for Swifties everywhere.
*takes remote out of living room*
Does "ba harmy plutarch" get you every time?
It's time to face the truth about yourself.
Because one can never get enough of girl groups.
Why eat food alone when you can eat it surrounded by animals watching you eat it?
*Throws muffin* Baneeena!
You can communicate an entire personality assessment in a raise of the eyebrows.
The Brussels attackers were “surprised by the speed of the progress in the ongoing investigation”, Belgium's federal prosecutor's office said.
The fire happened at the Puttingal temple in the town of Paravur, according to multiple reports. The blaze reportedly erupted during a fireworks display.
The 34-year-old was killed in an apparent "road rage" incident, while his wife is reportedly in hospital after being shot twice in the leg. A man has been charged with second-degree murder over the incident.
The win adds to a string of victories scored by the Vermont senator against Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton.
A longtime Clinton hand will move from heading the campaign's digital to building the Clinton family's social presence, in a year dominated by candidate's social personae.
A convertible Mustang with the top down took authorities on a wild chase — even by L.A. standards — that included doughnuts on Hollywood Boulevard and a cruise along the Walk of Fame.
Prosecutors are also recommending that Hastert spend up to six months behind bars for violating financial laws. The statute of limitations has expired on the alleged sex crimes.
"A different perspective can help you more fully understand the arguments before you," Justice Sonia Sotomayor said at an event.
The video, released three days after his viral encounter with Cara Jennings at a Starbucks, refers to her as a “latte liberal.”
He wanted to show his support to the local LGBT community, after state lawmakers passed an anti-LGBT bill.
Corey Batey was convicted late Friday after his retrial of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman in 2013.
Spoiler: The watermelon dies in the end.
Like Tom Hanks in Cast Away, but with a much quicker ending.
Because you're already spending a fuck ton on textbooks and booze, tbh.
And no, it didn't taste like jello.
There's no bond quite like a dad and his little girl.
The Potter fandom keeps on pumping out hilarious Tumblr posts!
Model Kelvin Davis says "my part and contribution to the project was 100% authentic and real."
Be careful out there.
After all, the real Sorting Hat takes your choice into account.
"I don't want to get married just for the sake of marriage. I won't live happily that way."
Yup, the Utah Jazz's Gordon Hayward is one of the best-looking guys in basketball.
A ~cut~ above the rest.
Proof that even adults hate adulting.
"My Valentine's cards still haven't arrived." "Sorry to hear that. When exactly did your mum post them?"
Be strong through that arm cramp, girl.
Some yum-yums for you dum-dums.
Every sister is embarrassing at some point.
Darren Criss as Prince Eric? YES PLEASE.
I don't know how they do it, but they do.
Not now, not tomorrow, not EVER.
This is seriously wild.
THEY'RE GARBAGE PEOPLE.
"If I could turn the clock back, I'd definitely take 10 of those vaccinations."
I'm lovin' these tweets.
Women have body hair — deal with it.
That rising bread dough, though.
There's an art to giving people ~that~ look.
Paperback Paradise is now your new favorite Twitter account.
I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!
Let's be honest here.
