You're killin' me, Smalls!
Proof that men don't have to stick with the same haircut their entire lives.
The Father of Manitoba was a straight-up bad ass.
Here's something you didn't know you needed.
Find out what job you were destined to have!
The goddess Cher is embroiled in one of the most important battles of our time: her Twitter feud with Donald Trump.
"You make a mistake? Just put more makeup on."
*Dancing twins emoji*
Yup, you read that right.
The body-positive hashtag encourages femoral fortune-telling.
Oh heeeeeey, look at this lovely train to Geelong.
No mood ring required.
Home is where the cats are!
"You put this nub in your mouth."
Let's see how well-read you are when it comes to the mystical realms.
Get Rich Like Ali Ababwa
Ride into the Danger Zone!
The cat, nicknamed River by animal shelter workers, was found inside a compartment after the boat was recovered from the waters of Lake Havasu, Arizona.
Cute on the outside, tough on the inside.
"Just for the record, if you’re a guy, you don’t need the Shewee.”
God, how long have I been in here?
CAKE SHAKES. Need I say more?
Expect the unexpected.
Because frankly, the best part about sitting down to write is cleaning your entire apartment.
Not paying for postage, I already pay for acne cream.
A Cute Frozen Treat
Careful: hair gel and pensive fedoras ahead.
As told by Ross and Monica on Friends.
This is the Swiss Army knife of jackets.
You're the best thing that has ever happened to me.
The fairest parents of them all...kind of.
Looking for ways to feel your best? Then this newsletter is for you.
No, Alohomora doesn't mean "hello" and "goodbye" in Hawaii.
"Realizing I am older than any of the characters on Friends."
It's your favorite story, don't lie.
What fresh hell is this?
Waller County officials released the new footage to prove that Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
A 15-year-old boy is suspected of luring 8-year-old Madyson Middleton into his apartment, killing her, and then hiding the body in a recycle bin.
The four-time Super Bowl champion has lost his appeal against his four-game suspension for his alleged involvement in the deflation of team footballs to gain a competitive advantage.
The billionaire's top henchman has come under fire for hurling outrageous comments and threats at a reporter. Here's why everyone in Trump's entourage is so ridiculous.
U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said Tuesday that Pollard's release was not tied to the nuclear agreement with Iran.
"OK, you know what, ma’am? You can deal with it yourself," the dispatcher told a woman who was trying to save her dying friend.
Hanna Stotland is an admissions consultant with an unusual clientele: She helps students who are punished for sexual misconduct land safely at other universities. Business is booming.
The company is searching for a new CEO, and its executives said that despite strong revenue growth, the product as it exists today is not going to reach the mass market.
Michael Cohen isn't being paid by the campaign. But he talks a lot about Donald Trump's political ambitions on TV.
Joyce Mitchell, the prison worker who was accused of helping inmates Richard Matt and David Sweat escape from an upstate prison, pleaded guilty Tuesday and faces up to seven years in prison.
Perry Cohen and Austin Stephanos were last seen Friday afternoon leaving a marina in Jupiter, Florida. On Sunday, their capsized boat was found 65 miles east of Daytona Beach.
“I actually think I’m a pretty good president. I think if I ran, I would win. But I can’t.”
Here's what the internet does when it thinks you killed a lion.
"OK, now I'm getting pissed off. I'm not happy with this."
The coolest teacher on TV recently showed up on an episode of Girl Meets World, and now we know everything we've always wanted.
The boys, ages 5 and 7, suffered second- and third-degree burns while at a water park with their day care. WARNING: Graphic burn photos.
*chokes to death on tray of pink goop*
Girl, move on.
I mean, it's pretty obvious where you last did the nasty.
"Gimme gimme gimme!" —your kitchen
The daughter of singer Bobby Brown and the late Whitney Houston died on Sunday, six months after being found unconscious in the bathtub of her home. Officials have ordered an autopsy.
A cause we can all get behind.
"Yes I have [loose] skin and stretch marks but I don't feel the need to show them in every single photo I post online," she wrote.
For everyone who hasn't gotten their Hogwarts letter yet.
Who wore that dress?
"Yes, please take my money so I can hang out in this noisy, sweaty room full of strangers."
Could you do 1,000 sit-ups?
Cook once, eat for a week.
The images of their backs will haunt your dreams.
♫ It's a party in the USA...♫ or Ireland, or Australia, or wherever you live.
Police identified the two victims of the Lafayette, Louisiana, movie theater shooting as 33-year-old Jillian Johnson and 21-year-old Mayci Breaux.
Happily ever after... after kids.
Warning: This will ruin your summer.
NSFW: Because, ya know, man sausages!
"So. Many. Things. In. Butts."
So awkward, so awesome.
"If you ponytail it and cut it, I'll kill you."
Get ready to fall in love.
These pictures are life.
The perm is back, people.