Protect @VancityReynolds at all costs.
"I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat."
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
♫ Have a holly, jolly birthday ♫
Does it even count as a province?
These puns will teach you how to love again.
Gun sales reached historic highs in recent years. To keep them there, the industry needs more new shooters, and ones who buy guns the way fashionistas buy clothes.
We probably don't have tickets to Taylor Swift.
Lookin' good, ladies.
Jon Snow is the love child of Jar Jar Binks and Harry Potter. Prove us wrong.
"It's all fun and games until it becomes your OTP and takes over your fucking life."
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What fresh hell is this? The Dress is happening all over again. #BlackAndBlue
Come with Cookie Puss on a voyage into the past.
Ride with him through the journey of more success.
There hasn't been a lot to laugh at in 2015, but thankfully Britain always seems to find a way.
Could it be?
Who said magic was dead?
Nothing hurts as much as a straightener burn on your wrist.
*rips off shirt* CHRRIIIISSTMAAAASSS!
"What if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?"
Not what his neighbors thought. Cruz was trying "to make the point that we don't have all the details," a spokesperson says.
The H-2 guest worker program, which brought in 150,000 legal foreign workers last year, isn't supposed to deprive any American of a job. But many businesses go to extraordinary lengths to deny jobs to U.S. workers so they can hire foreigners instead. A BuzzFeed News investigation.
The Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, which is set to receive Zuckerberg's stock grant, is neither exclusively a charity, nor a charitable trust.
A Colorado voter registration form listed Robert Dear as female, sparking some speculation that he is transgender. Officials said it was the result of an error.
The coffee chain has recalled turkey sandwiches, which used the same celery recalled after an E. coli outbreak linked to Costco.
Eric Bolling says there were reports Muslims had prior knowledge of 9/11. And that I'm a "juvenile hack" for calling him on it.
The Illinois Attorney General has also asked the U.S. Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division to step in and investigate the Chicago Police Department. Meanwhile, Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced a task force to review department after a video was released of a white police officer shooting a black teen 16 times.
The statements to investigators — given roughly one year after 12-year-old Tamir Rice was fatally shot — are the first accounts to be released.
It looks... difficult.
Zuckerberg to give away $45 billion in shares over his lifetime, but will retain control of Facebook. Also announces birth of daughter.
"The biggest problem with the intelligence community now is it has been demoralized by a president and certain members of Congress like Senator Paul and Senator Cruz who have worked against the intelligence community to make us less safe."
New genetic engineering methods might lead to abuses, some scientists warn, even if they never make “designer babies."
Despite losing its defense of the practice in the International Court of Justice, the Japanese fleet set sail for the Antarctic with plans to kill up to 333 minke whales.
But we have some better ideas.
Deen "ruthlessly attacked" Tori Lux, she says. The actor has denied rape claims and said, "I respect women and I know and respect limits."
Let's separate the flawless fakes from the crappy copies.
It was all a real delight until you stepped on one.
The Duchess of Cambridge took pictures of the six month old royal baby at their home in Norfolk.
"Everybody thinks it’s like the selfie of the year."
A v serious quiz for v serious people.
“I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.”
Not only is she the best-selling artist in the world right now, she's also one of the funniest.
It's Thanksgiving – time to celebrate and reflect on the petty, passive-aggressive things about our friends and family that make them who they are. Here are some of the truly great moments in passive aggression.
Because we could all use a little help.
Lots and lots of skincare.
He's spent the year cuddling dogs and shutting down sexist questions. Oh, and taking his top off too.
The video, ordered released by the judge, shows Laquan McDonald being shot by Officer Jason Van Dyke last year. WARNING: The video is graphic.
Aunt: Your tattoos are a lifetime commitment. Me: Your marriage wasn't. #ThanksgivingClapback is hilarious.
Let's give up and let the animals take over.
More like Love FACTually.
Because living in a world that's obsessed with teeny-weeny bikinis isn't always easy.
This probably happened when news about the last couple World Wars broke too, right?
Can you find it?
"Oh shit." —These people