These eyes will just NOT stay open.
"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."
It's called "This Week in Cats." And it's exactly as amazing as it sounds.
David Spade, Christina Applegate, Dan Aykroyd, Lorne Michaels, Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, Molly Shannon, and more reflect on the comedian's life and legacy in I Am Chris Farley.
TAKE AWAY HIS POLYJUICE.
How much of a saturday morning cartoon buff were you?
Honestly, I will throw my $9 popcorn at you if you keep this up.
"Don't you forget about me!"
It all began during Rush Week.
F*ck you, pay me.
♫ Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy ♫
Let's talk about your death.
You don't have to buy expensive clothes to look great.
I need to eat the grossest of the omelettes.
All you need is a boat and a super patriotic outfit.
Colbert is the truest American hero.
Life lessons in celluloid.
♫Come on and Zoom Zoom Zooma Zoom♫
Exhale and take in a deep breath of dem abs.
"In life everybody doesn't get everything they want."
A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure game starring YOU as President of the United States!
Ba harmy putar? Glarch!
Let's hope you still have your fifth-grade geography class notes.
From someone who's been there, done that, and got the t-shirt to prove it.
Are you the neighbour, the nun, the witch or the freak show manager?
Every Chris is a good Chris.
The witch clearly just wanted her castle back.
"Privilege is complex..."
"He made me hungry," the defending champion said about the new winner.
Florida is all about that Disney.
If you can't handle the burn, go back to Iceland. Via Reddit's subreddit 'Murica.
"Do you know what a thot is?"
Students at UCL protested at a busy open day, demanding a more diverse curriculum. The demonstration was sparked by the decision to scrap a master's course on the philosophy of race, and the termination of a black academic's position.
Happy birthday to the greatest country in the universe!
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
“He will probably commute more sentences at one time than any president has in nearly half a century,” the New York Times reported.
There's a small cottage industry supplying the endless demonstrations as the country's economy struggles.
The incident happened a kilometer off the coast of Ormoc City. Police filed a murder complaint Friday against the ferry's owner and crew.
"I am not proud to be a part of Reddit, or my contributions to Reddit, and I haven't been for years," one moderator told BuzzFeed News. Ellen Pao, meanwhile, apologized Friday over the recent "transition."
Francisco Sanchez, a convicted felon who had already been deported five times, was set free by San Francisco officials despite a federal request to detain him for deportation yet again. He was arrested in the apparent random shooting death this week of Kathryn Steinle at San Francisco's popular Pier 14.
Popular sections of Reddit went dark Thursday as confusion and protests swept the site. Interim CEO Ellen Pao apologized Friday for "how we handled the transition."
The helicopter came down in Frisco, about 75 miles west of Denver. The crash killed the pilot and injured two crew members.
For months, thousands of migrants have been stranded in the northern French city, desperately looking for an opportunity to enter the UK through the Channel Tunnel, which connects Britain to mainland Europe.
PayPal, iCloud, and many online subscription services are now off limits due to laws banning the use of Greek credit cards to spend money outside the country.
Clinton adds a new line to her speech in New Hampshire.
Friday was the final day of campaigning ahead of Sunday's referendum that could lead to Greece's exit from the Eurozone. About 25,000 people turned out for a "no" rally, and about 17,000 for a "yes" rally, police said.
Ashlee Canty, a doctoral candidate and Zeta Phi Beta sister, was appointed by the fraternity as part of its plan to root out racist behavior among members and pledges.
"Prediction from a grown-up: Your future is going to be amazing."
Arthur Booth, 49, and Judge Mindy Glazer had an emotional reunion during a hearing in Miami.
Project Semicolon aims to encourage and support those struggling with depression, suicide, addiction, and self-harm.
Can you make it through this post without saying "huh, interesting"? From r/mildlyinteresting.
But obviously couldn't.
Bah da bah ba ba, I'm chuggin' it!
Your tween body seriously needed this.
But don't worry, the beverage company apparently just thinks human slavery is hilarious.
"If someone asks if you're a feminist, you have to say yes."
Shout-out to the girl who got run over by Michael Bublé.
These mostly harmless stones can be quite annoying, and the images are pretty gross!
Your sweet tooth can thank us later.
"You know what would go great with that? A material belt."
"Nobody wants side dick..."
"I laughed when they said they were going to be generous and bestow me this wonderful privilege."
WHY IS HE SO SMOOTH, DAMNIT?
Ooh baby, you like it when I eat mozzarella sticks in bed with you?
Seriously, this is savage.
"So much for Sunday meal prep."
#LoveWins, every single time.
Cute top = bad tan lines.
Losing fat isn't the same thing as losing weight. This is how it all works.
Who sang “Bohemian Rhapsody" better?
Ding ding ding! DING DING DING!