Every horror movie gets a sequel.
What the ruck is going on?
It's better down where it's wetter.
"Your puke looks cute."
Sometimes the heart just wants what it wants.
Sriracha, bacon AND onion rings?! What’s not to love?
One tweet is all it takes.
Safira Merriman says the veil makes her feel "liberated."
"We flash each other our buttholes!"
You look like a little league coach…
It's a job we've grown to love.
He crushed a bunch of grown men to win the Roland Pumpkin Fair.
To infinity and beyond!
Nothing about this show is random.
"It's okay, I'll just get a 217% on the final."
It's harder than you think.
Precious AND touching.
*walks three blocks* *temperature changes 20 degrees*
Fall! See what I did there?
Somebody make this woman the face of their beauty company ASAP.
Have you ever felt trapped in a conversation?
Praise be to Purple Wizard man.
*hands everyone an Anatomy 101 book* FYI: there is a drawing of a vagina in this post.
"What the hell is bagged milk?"
Do push-up bras actually work? And if they do, do they make us feel any better?
If you saw The Martian this weekend, then you also saw Matt Damon's penis. Or wait, was it his penis?
The first episode of the classic series turns 15 this October. But how well do you remember it?
"You know I love the tuba. It's one of my favorite instruments. Listen to this."
Don't hate the game, hate the player.
My cable company just warned me about "sun outages." Uh, what?
When McDonald's starts offering all-day breakfast on Tuesday, not all stores will be offering hash browns. Egg McMuffin and fries, anyone?
Dogs have feelings too.
CAN'T BE TAMED.
Fall salads > all other salads.
Oh yay, my new clutch pur — wait, are these crackers?
"Ain't it?" ain't always a question.
"Jeffrey LOVES chicken."
Beauty knows no borders.
"Other people think I'm crazy, but I'm not. I'm the sane one."
Russian President Vladimir Putin has previously ruled out boots on the ground in Syria, but that may not count Moscow's "little green men."
"I was left to reflect on what I would want in the face of my own death," Gov. Jerry Brown said after signing the controversial bill Monday.
BuzzFeed News followed three bagmen from Lycamobile as they made "deeply suspicious" six-figure daily cash deposits at the Post Office.
In a Telemundo interview airing Monday evening, Clinton said Obama's strategy was to be tough on enforcement to get Republicans to work with him on an immigration overhaul but that strategy is no longer workable. "So therefore I think we have to go back to being a much less harsh and aggressive enforcer," she said.
"Being a baseball player means that others look up to you," CC Sabathia said. "I want my kids — and other who may have become fans of mine over the years — to know that I am not too big of a man to ask for help."
The cargo ship went missing in Hurricane Joaquin near the Bahamas on Thursday with 33 people, including 28 Americans, on board.
After giving Cheerios a high profile gluten-free makeover, General Mills is recalling 1.8 million boxes of the cereal.
Ride the Ducks International failed to warn its Seattle franchise about a defective axel housing on its vehicles, resulting in the crash that killed five people and injured dozens of others, according to a lawsuit filed Monday.
Laureate Education has more than 1 million students spread across the world, and nearly $5 billion in debt.
The university's Campus Climate Survey emails and press releases don't clearly disclose is that almost half of female undergraduate students reported experiencing a serious incident of sexual violence, activists said.
The head of a Mississippi narcotics unit that was the focus of several BuzzFeed News stories has resigned. He denies that his resignation was due to BuzzFeed News stories on the unit’s recruitment of college age informants.
If you eat a Whopper, your poo may be going as an emerald this Halloween.
Jade Hatt, 21, was spared jail after the boy's father told the court that his son was "fully up for this experience".
"My ex-girlfriend was physically and mentally abusive, whenever I told someone they told me to man up and get over it, I never felt so alone."
Because no kid wants a stapler for Halloween.
It's not all cuddles and purring.
It doesn't take a lot of money to look this expensive.
Easy dipping for the holidays, football season, and study snacking.
"Wait… What if you don’t like tea?"
Art hilariously imitating life.
"Do you have a minute?" "Not really." *continues talking anyway*
Time to find out whether or not you're a beauty school dropout when it comes to singing along to this classic.
Color will let you discover.
It's Norman Bates meets the Ten Commandments meets creepy images that will definitely keep you up at night.
Mila is all of us.
It's not like a regular seltzer. It's a cool seltzer.
Sweater weather is the best weather.
Edwin Wheeler, you're a champion.
Mom: I'll be in the store for a few minutes. Me: *dies*
Her new Vanity Fair shoot has her baring it all.
"No, I choose you."
Best costume ever? More like best parents ever.
"$200 to sit in the ballpark and take selfies."
Kids are as honest as you wish you could be.
The couple had given up.
Because that front-facing camera can be a real jerk.
A match made in heaven.