Ovaries, calm. down.
And you thought cookies couldn't get any better.
"To ∞ and beyond."
Too cute to function.
Is it wine o'clock yet?
Yes, I know my worries ~aren't rational~.
Time to embrace it.
The Ron Swanson of packaging.
Converse, Jordans, Vans, or Pumas - your sneakers reveals your soul.
And what does being "truly Canadian" mean to you?
Good on you for snapping him up, Claire.
Is it everything you'd hoped?
Are your folks feelin' your bae or nah?
No matter how many times you fought, remember to say "I love you."
"In the end, we are all human and love is what matters."
The wind done gone and took Kenya's mind.
Forbidden love is exciting and not AT ALL exhausting!
It's called a climax for a reason.
No, I'm not smiling sarcastically.
It is unreal how hot he is (lol, sorry).
Sometimes it turns from guilty pleasure to no pleasure. Then you just gotta ghost.
Everyone remembers Mario. What y'all know about Snowboard Kids?
“When placed in different situations, they take on a life of their own.”
People who have to ride escalators are rightly freaking out in the wake of the recent fatality.
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
It's all about what you're comfortable with.
It's all in the numbers.
It doesn't get much worse than almost vomiting on Ryan Gosling.
The boy who maybe shouldn't have lived.
Based on new data from Pornhub.
"Fashion is always what I thought I would do."
And then mess it up immediately.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THOUGH?
Nothing hits the spot like a bit of Chicken Cottaging. NSFW if your work bans cartoon boobs.
Bootcut is back. I repeat, BOOTCUT IS BACK.
"Didn't I tell you to take the chicken out?"
Now is your chance to get answers about this classic movie.
Because even sentimental types sometimes fear commitment.
Joseph Deters has a strained relationship with the Cincinnati black population, activists told BuzzFeed News. But they said Wednesday's announcement of murder charges against a police officer over the killing of an unarmed black man has been welcome — and surprising — news.
The Hamilton County prosecutor announced a murder indictment — potentially carrying a life sentence — for University of Cincinnati Officer Ray Tensing after he fatally shot an unarmed black man during a traffic stop on July 19. Video from Tensing's body camera was released today.
Trump's attorney said the candidate was "talk[ing] from the heart" with the comments, which were made during a 2011 deposition and are not being disputed by his camp.
The portion of a plane wing, discovered Wednesday on the coastline of the French island of Réunion, belongs to the same type of aircraft as the vanished Malaysian Airlines jetliner, a U.S. official told the Associated Press.
The House Foreign Affairs Committee aims to combat “jihadi girl-power propaganda.”
Responding to rumors on Wednesday of the death of Mullah Mohammed Omar, Afghan officials said the Taliban's reclusive leader died more than two years ago.
Raynette Turner was found dead Monday afternoon in Mount Vernon, New York, while she awaited arraignment after her arrest for shoplifting.
A 15-year-old boy suspected of luring 8-year-old Madyson Middleton into his apartment, tying her, killing her, and then hiding the body in a recycle bin is being charged as an adult.
Despite the heated debate over removing the Confederate battle flag from the South Carolina Capitol Grounds, Governor Nikki Haley's office said she sent and received no emails on the subject.
Charged against Chaka Fattah, a democrat, and and others include bribery, various types of fraud, falsification of records, and money laundering.
Patriots owner Robert Kraft delivered an explosive statement about Tom Brady's punishment Wednesday morning. He was followed by coach Bill Belichick.
"I will not allow my unfair discipline to become a precedent for other NFL players without a fight."
Don't even think about touching the radio.
Black and blue and you all over.
It's a lifestyle.
I can't believe I have to explain this again.
Welcome to the real world, where you realize you don't know how to do anything.
"OK, you know what, ma’am? You can deal with it yourself," the dispatcher told a woman who was trying to save her dying friend.
"You go take a nap, have a Red Bull, how about that?"
Fail binds humanity together.
Here's what the internet does when it thinks you killed a lion.
"OK, now I'm getting pissed off. I'm not happy with this."
The coolest teacher on TV recently showed up on an episode of Girl Meets World, and now we know everything we've always wanted.
The boys, ages 5 and 7, suffered second- and third-degree burns while at a water park with their day care. WARNING: Graphic burn photos.
*chokes to death on tray of pink goop*
Girl, move on.
I mean, it's pretty obvious where you last did the nasty.
"Gimme gimme gimme!" —your kitchen
The daughter of singer Bobby Brown and the late Whitney Houston died on Sunday, six months after being found unconscious in the bathtub of her home. Officials have ordered an autopsy.
A cause we can all get behind.
"Yes I have [loose] skin and stretch marks but I don't feel the need to show them in every single photo I post online," she wrote.
For everyone who hasn't gotten their Hogwarts letter yet.
Who wore that dress?
"Yes, please take my money so I can hang out in this noisy, sweaty room full of strangers."
Could you do 1,000 sit-ups?
Cook once, eat for a week.
The images of their backs will haunt your dreams.
♫ It's a party in the USA...♫ or Ireland, or Australia, or wherever you live.
Police identified the two victims of the Lafayette, Louisiana, movie theater shooting as 33-year-old Jillian Johnson and 21-year-old Mayci Breaux.
Happily ever after... after kids.
Warning: This will ruin your summer.