If the words snood and wattle sound funny to you, then you are going to gobble this post right up!
Is BuzzFeed ~blocked~ at your school or office? If so, then this is for you.
Some days, you deserve a medal for getting out of bed.
Start a new Thanksgiving tradition!
There's always someone who puts on Christmas songs in November.
Reminder: We are all just peasants worshipping at the altar of Gaga.
Prepare to feel bad about yourself.
Just don't ask for three layers.
Carol star Cate Blanchett and film's director, Todd Haynes, talked to BuzzFeed News about the movie's bold final act. Spoilers start right away!
Don't panic. If it all goes belly up you can just buy a puppy.
Oh, and a taste for puns and wordplay couldn't hurt...
Helloooooo from the tiny roooom.
Pure. Deflated. Perfection.
Jordy Hurdes has been left with muscle spasms and a stutter that might be permanent after a bad reaction to an Ecstasy pill. WARNING: Contains footage that some may find upsetting.
A Chicago police officer has been charged with murder for shooting a black teen 16 times in 2014. Tunisia is in a state of emergency after a terrorist attack killed 12 presidential guards. And it’s the 100th anniversary of Albert Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity.
"Divided we fall." Someone hold me.
We recommend you don't try this at home.
"What are you thinking about, little duck?"
Dr Ian Roberts, a yeast expert, told BuzzFeed News that in over 30 years of working with yeasts, this is the first time he’s heard of anyone baking sourdough using yeast from their vagina.
PEAK ADORABLE LEVELS.
Let's give up and let the animals take over.
Are you a contouring-and-strobing kind of person? Or a just-roll-out-of-bed kind of person?
Chalo, let's do this.
On everything, from gender equality to Sardar jokes.
It's the 100th anniversary of Einstein's general theory of relativity, and a new book reveals little-known pictures of the great physicist.
All of the carbs.
These retailers are observing the Thanksgiving holiday in lieu of extending Black Friday sales even earlier.
Let's get personal.
"#1in5Muslims think Ross and Rachel were on a break."
An investigation. Sort of.
Seriously, though, would you actually be friends with her?
Please pass the Soylent gravy.
His head isn't football-shaped at all.
He's spent the year cuddling dogs and shutting down sexist questions. Oh, and taking his top off too.
For the love of all things sacred, stop eating Vegemite with a spoon!
He had to change his email address because of all the fan mail.
The strike on the hospital in Kunduz, which resulted in the death of 30 staff and patients, lasted for 29 minutes.
Turkish fighter jets shot down a Russian warplane Turkey said had strayed into its territory Tuesday morning, provoking fury from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Russia denies the plane entered Syrian territory. One pilot was shot dead in the air by Syrian rebel groups, but a second was rescued and returned to base.
World of Life Church Pastor Tiffanie Irwin and her mother Traci Irwin were among eight people charged with murder for beating to death 19-year-old Lucas Leonard during a "spiritual counseling" session.
The Belgian capital remains on the highest alert level, after terrorists killed 130 people in a series of coordinated attacks involving gunfire and explosives across Paris on Nov. 13. BuzzFeed News reporter Joshua Hersh is reporting from Brussels; the BuzzFeed France team are in Paris.
The $4.5 billion startup allowed salespeople to act as insurance brokers in at least seven states despite lacking the licenses to do so.
Thirteen-hundred Gap employees are part of a study to see, among other things, if an app can make retail work better for workers.
Bailey reportedly was shot in the head while in Florida on Tuesday, but his injuries are not believed to be life-threatening.
A New York church's maintenance worker discovered the baby after hearing its cries coming from the manger. A priest at the church called it a "Christmas miracle."
The ad campaign featuring Nazi and Imperial Japanese insignia sparked criticism on social media and prompted the Gov. Cuomo to call the agency over their removal.
Dismissed by critics as hokey and by peers as being out of touch, Mitch Albom has sold 35 million books anyway, building a modern empire out of longingly gazing at the past.
Antonio Ramos was shot in September while painting a mural in a freeway underpass. The gun used was reportedly stolen from a federal agent's car in San Francisco.
Speaking at the White House, the two presidents announced plans to increase collaboration in the fight against militant terrorists.
Worrying is your specialist subject.
"Treats from my holiday in the usual place."
Maybe don't try this at home.
Trust us, they are incredible. Possibly even better than her studio version.
Never change, Japan, never change.
Or maybe it's just us?
An ode to the dogs who made us feel better about ourselves this year.
A post in a female meteorologist Facebook group started a trend that's showing up on television screens around the country.
Because of course it is. She's Adele.
J.K. Rowling is the master of cleverly hiding clues.
All sandwiches should last forever.
~Listens to "Hello" on an endless loop~
Sleep tight! ;-)
Stop your timbers from shivering.
Sorry for ruining your childhood...not really.
This is gonna go on your wishlist.
It really will.
Can you choose between the real Disney character and the very similar impostor?
"All punk is is attitude. That's what makes it. The attitude." —Joey Ramone
"Harry had a thin face, knobbly knees, black hair, and bright green eyes."
"Sex with a Disneyland employee? That’s fucking goofy!"
"Is this Photoshop?"
I was expecting to love the experience. The reality couldn't have been more different.
Craig Anderson was headed home to celebrate his birthday with his partner. Instead, he became the victim of a brutal and violent form of racism that many in Mississippi had thought long gone.
Once upon a time, these were your anthems.
*not horny but masturbates just in case*
They aren't getting paid enough for this shit.
True friendship love is the realest love.
Zoolander and Hansel are officially back.