He said missionary, she said doggystyle.
The Evening star is shining bright.
Happy 22nd birthday to the fangirliest of the fangirls.
Why not Zoidberg?
(Day) drink responsibly!
It's not obscure trivia if you're a true fan.
"It felt too good to be true."
"It's like a box of chocolates, but a bad box of chocolates"
Discover if your binge-watching will get you anywhere.
It's not like it makes life easier or anything.
I’m a Mormon, but sometimes I wish I wasn’t…
"This stuff could smack yo momma!"
Some silly, some serious, all taken to heart.
Technology and magic are one in the same.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Tight on space and time? Do this anywhere, anytime.
For when you need to step up your style game.
You don't need to be saved.
I'm totally holding in a fart right now.
"It looks...durable."
Mmmmm... fresh Koosh.
“I have two children. I would not let them anywhere near somebody who looks like I do right now.”
Putting the "ban" in husband.
David "Jackson" Mueller said he never touched the pop star, but maintains she ruined his career.
The kids of The Visit and Goodnight Mommy try to figure out what to do when the monster may be inside the house, possibly baking cookies.
Find out what happened with your favorite celebs this week.
*Prays for the apocalypse to strike before essay due date*
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
Books on books on books.
*imagines self buried in coffin made of chocolate*
Eyebrows not on fleek
You're still OUR Nerdist, Chris.
Creativity + writing = awesome.
Fast dinners = winners.
"Her crying was able to give me something to fight for."
Time to prove yourselves, movie buffs.
Are you consumed with anxiety at the thought of approaching cute ladies? Never fear — here's a handy how-to.
Get all cozy n' shit.
The photographer, a veteran and mother herself, said she wanted to show women that they can be "amazing mothers and soldiers at the same time."
It's hard to believe, but you can upgrade Pancake Day.
Incident reports for the CF-18s describe emergency landings caused by malfunctioning engines, faulty brakes, and more.
U of T feminists "should be shot to death," the comments urged.
Paul Bunner worked in the PMO during the historic 2008 apology.
This seems excessive.
This Prince Edward Island reporter was not all that interested in the prime minister's lobster announcement.
So what's Scott Walker's problem?
"A lady thought she heard a girl screaming."
An APTN reporter asked the minister how the Conservatives will address the "crisis."
"Alan, Ghalib and Rehanna should be here."
Best. Election. Ever.
He is also working with other mayors to expand refugee resettlement efforts.
News broke Wednesday night that the dead Syrian boy's family was trying desperately to get to Canada.
The video of the Lumberton High School cheerleaders doing a routine to audio from the day the towers fell has been viewed more than 18 million times.
A diverse cast of non-models takes the challenge of posing in high-fashion ads for the first time.
Have a very happy birthday (or happy ANY-day, tbh).
Going through a home renovation is actually the worst. Time to take matters into your own hands.
It's a brilliant day for absurd politics on either side of the pond.
Daddy's little girl forever.
These two really had the best wedding ever.
Sometimes we have a language of our own...and that's OK.
"My herpes wasn’t caused by reckless behavior. I was behaving just like any normal college student and lost a lottery that’s very easy to lose."
Midwest makeup whisperer Rebecca Swift transforms herself into her favorite characters, actors, singers, and props with the amazing power of makeup.
It me! It me!
It seriously threw us off our groove.
Sex. The reason was sex.
Where are the tissues?!
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
Just do it.
It was conveniently edited out of the West Coast feed.
Emily Musson's photos of her parents have been retweeted over 30,000 times.
Friendships are temporary, +4 cards are forever.
Welcome to Batshit Insania.
"A steak pun is a rare medium well done."
"Who is the fairest one of all? #me #myself #beautiful #followme"
Because elephants are beautiful and lovely and perfect.
Christi Gibson said she found her husband's body in their on-campus home on Aug. 24. Being exposed by the hack, she told CNN, "carried such a shame, and he just couldn't see that."
Warning: Excessive nudity. Because, well...it's Burning Man.
Hey there Grandmother Willow!
"Glen's, the exciting vodka."
