Suddenly, having a smoothie for breakfast sounds very delicious.
"Power up your first generation iPod, folks." —T. Pain, probably
Because you will not rest until your cat eye is FLAWLESS.
"I hope you didn't come to this account for chill."
We've been ~explodin'~ watermelon.
Amy Williams believes her son didn’t have to die from a rare genetic condition. Now, she’s suing one of the world’s largest laboratories.
♫ I'm dancing on my own, I make the moves up as I go ♫
You definitely thought about him naked.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The truth is behind the climax.
This one is for all the ink lovers.
They even have a BB-8.
"He's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss — the kiss of true love."
Guess the film based on a single screenshot. Sudden death mode.
Be careful out there.
This week for BuzzFeed, Laura Snapes discovers how Tegan and Sara became the future of pop. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
Are you an idiot? No? Prove it.
Why is British television so very strange right now?
Bleep Bloop Blorp Bloop STEAL YOUR GIRL.
You definitely hate the same people...
"If it's not about sleeping with someone then I don't know what we're even talking about."
The Ming Dynasty emperors' last name was "Zhu," so you can see where they were going with this.
And really, who doesn't love pictures?
This will for sure be the cutest thing you see all day.
Too. Much. Cute.
Here are the most moving, sorrowful, and beautiful pictures from the past week.
Goodbye, money. Hello, new stuff.
Childhood is a lot of trial and error.
"I've been hungry before... Is that an emotion?"
France, on vous aime, but why is your language si compliquée?
THESE ARE REAL!
Have a laugh, you've earned it!
Indulge in tales of daring and courage.
Can they bounce back from this?
The Potter fandom keeps on pumping out hilarious Tumblr posts!
They're simply juicy.
Speak on it, J. Law.
FACT: People will stare at you when you take selfies with a bobblehead doll in front of a church. FACT: Real fans DGAF.
Prosecutors are also recommending that Hastert spend up to six months behind bars for violating financial laws. The statute of limitations has expired on the alleged sex crimes.
Corey Batey was convicted late Friday after his retrial of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman in 2013.
Spoiler: The watermelon dies in the end.
The Falcon 9 landed upright on a floating pad Friday after launching a mission to space. The landing is an important milestone for the company.
The former Two and a Half Men star was ordered to stay away from Scottine Ross after reports that he had threatened her life.
New DNA evidence proved that 60-year-old Keith Allen Harward did not commit a 1982 murder and rape.
Black Lives Matter and racial justice activists in New York say they heard Bill Clinton loud and clear after he took on protesters at a Philadelphia rally.
Carson also said it would be "very, very difficult" for Trump to get enough delegates to clinch the nomination before the convention.
The Boss has spoken.
Rotted wood beams were noted as a cause for the balcony collapse last June, and a state agency found the work of five construction companies was below state standards, causing the damage.
Thirteen attorneys general said the Accrediting Council of Independent Schools and Colleges was guilty of "systemic and extreme" failures.
The suspect was seen with the men who attacked two locations in Brussels on March 22, killing 32 people.
Model Kelvin Davis says "my part and contribution to the project was 100% authentic and real."
Be careful out there.
After all, the real Sorting Hat takes your choice into account.
"I don't want to get married just for the sake of marriage. I won't live happily that way."
Yup, the Utah Jazz's Gordon Hayward is one of the best-looking guys in basketball.
A ~cut~ above the rest.
Proof that even adults hate adulting.
"My Valentine's cards still haven't arrived." "Sorry to hear that. When exactly did your mum post them?"
Be strong through that arm cramp, girl.
Some yum-yums for you dum-dums.
Every sister is embarrassing at some point.
Darren Criss as Prince Eric? YES PLEASE.
I don't know how they do it, but they do.
Not now, not tomorrow, not EVER.
This is seriously wild.
THEY'RE GARBAGE PEOPLE.
"If I could turn the clock back, I'd definitely take 10 of those vaccinations."
I'm lovin' these tweets.
Women have body hair — deal with it.
That rising bread dough, though.
There's an art to giving people ~that~ look.
Paperback Paradise is now your new favorite Twitter account.
I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!
Let's be honest here.
Because we tried them for you in March!
Warning: This is the scariest thing I've ever photoshopped and I've photoshopped some scary things.
Using images stolen from across the web, sketchy retailers are selling ultra-discounted clothes to women on Facebook. A BuzzFeed News investigation shows many are linked to one of China's richest men.
After years of admiring the models on the cover of Sports Illustrated, we decided to make ourselves into cover models.
We're gonna need some ice for this burn.
