*Accio Bertie Bots*
IT NEEDS TO BE SAID.
"So my sister got hit by a moose."
A.K.A. "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Just a reminder.
Color yourself turned on.
But...I just got up yesterday.
Kick off the merriest month!
Are these the greatest love stories of our time?
Brown's representative say they are still "looking forward to a tour in the near future."
"Yes of course I got your text — I'm ignoring it. Don't make it weird."
Get your whole life organized with these brilliant DIY tips and tricks.
Wonder what happened.
Wands don't kill wizards, wizards kill wizards.
Don't tell your mother.
We are, in fact, responsible for more than Tim Hortons. *SHOCKS WORLD*
Bonus: Minimal Jar Jar Binks.
C'mon!!! This is the easiest holiday song!!
Like, quit it forever.
A doctor posted a meme comparing Turkey's president to Gollum and was arrested for it.
Lapels on fleek.
A lot can change in 56 years...
Back To The Future was wrong.
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Finally, we can have some peace.
This quiz might rock you to the core.
It's been a GREAT year. H/T straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com
May their wings always be even.
We'll miss you, adorable little friends.
"The girl who wrote that has autism. Thank you for smiling and thanking her — even though she's not supposed to write on cakes, you probably made her day."
Dr. Everett Piper thinks it's wrong to "coddle" students who feel "victimized."
The series that lived forever.
Feel the Bern.
"Dear god, please get me through your kid's month-long birthday celebration."
"You could've at least let Rosa sit at the front of the logo."
Zuckerberg to give away $45 billion in shares over his lifetime, but will retain control of Facebook. Also announces birth of daughter.
The H-2 guest worker program, which brought in 150,000 legal foreign workers last year, isn't supposed to deprive any American of a job. But many businesses go to extraordinary lengths to deny jobs to U.S. workers so they can hire foreigners instead. A BuzzFeed News investigation.
A Colorado voter registration form listed Robert Dear as female, sparking some speculation that he is transgender. Officials said it was the result of an error.
The Illinois Attorney General has also asked the U.S. Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division to step in and investigate the Chicago Police Department. Meanwhile, Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced a task force to review department after a video was released of a white police officer shooting a black teen 16 times.
The Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, which is set to receive Zuckerberg's stock grant, is neither exclusively a charity, nor a charitable trust.
"The biggest problem with the intelligence community now is it has been demoralized by a president and certain members of Congress like Senator Paul and Senator Cruz who have worked against the intelligence community to make us less safe."
The coffee chain has recalled turkey sandwiches, which used the same celery recalled after an E. coli outbreak linked to Costco.
New genetic engineering methods might lead to abuses, some scientists warn, even if they never make “designer babies."
Despite losing its defense of the practice in the International Court of Justice, the Japanese fleet set sail for the Antarctic with plans to kill up to 333 minke whales.
Marla Maples donated to a pro-Hillary Clinton super PAC last year.
Two officers involved in the Minneapolis shooting of an unarmed Black man have faced previous accusations of excessive force, federal court records show.
Representatives from Progress Now Colorado and NARAL Pro-Choice Colorado spoke on the state capitol steps, calling for Colorado voters to show their support for women's access to legal abortions.
Deen "ruthlessly attacked" Tori Lux, she says. The actor has denied rape claims and said, "I respect women and I know and respect limits."
Let's separate the flawless fakes from the crappy copies.
It was all a real delight until you stepped on one.
Who the fuck is Carol Singers anyway?
The Duchess of Cambridge took pictures of the six month old royal baby at their home in Norfolk.
All I want for Christmas is ANSWERS.
You constantly live in fear of being separated because, frankly, you're terrible influences on each other.
Otis Johnson went to prison when he was 25 years old. He was released at the age of 69.
"Everybody thinks it’s like the selfie of the year."
A v serious quiz for v serious people.
“I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.”
Not only is she the best-selling artist in the world right now, she's also one of the funniest.
It's Thanksgiving – time to celebrate and reflect on the petty, passive-aggressive things about our friends and family that make them who they are. Here are some of the truly great moments in passive aggression.
Because we could all use a little help.
Lots and lots of skincare.
He's spent the year cuddling dogs and shutting down sexist questions. Oh, and taking his top off too.
The video, ordered released by the judge, shows Laquan McDonald being shot by Officer Jason Van Dyke last year. WARNING: The video is graphic.
Aunt: Your tattoos are a lifetime commitment. Me: Your marriage wasn't. #ThanksgivingClapback is hilarious.
Let's give up and let the animals take over.
More like Love FACTually.
Because living in a world that's obsessed with teeny-weeny bikinis isn't always easy.
This probably happened when news about the last couple World Wars broke too, right?
Can you find it?
"Oh shit." —These people
Seriously, though, would you actually be friends with her?
Learn something for once, ya knucklehead.
Jordy Hurdes has been left with muscle spasms and a stutter that might be permanent after a bad reaction to an Ecstasy pill. WARNING: Contains footage that some may find upsetting.