We're not at the Tipton anymore.
More like the 198Ora World Tour.
He's just a kid from Brooklyn.
Let's settle this right here, right now.
But remember, don't feed a guy a sponge.
Because we all deserve a chance at immortality!
Nobody knows you better than Tumblr.
Or total garbage?
Two men, one day, 18 vegan hot dogs.
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Turns out there are not very many sports where a goalie would tend the net in the third quarter of a tie-game rivalry ...
Nothing wrong with a little embellishment...
GET OUT OF MY LIFE, FLO.
"I want to be out there. I don’t want to be behind closed doors any more.”
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Raise those hands.
Crazy outfits, the rotating stage, hot backup dancers, even hotter celebrity friends: WE'VE GOT IT ALL.
The new sedan broke Consumer Reports' ranking system with a 103 out of 100.
The Swift Squad is growing...
Tyrion definitely earned his in archery — specifically crossbow.
Or did he enact a double-dip loophole, that technically allows you to double-dip if you second dip an untouched chip corner?
"More like The GodAWFULfather."
Luckily, he had the help of some very helpful locals to save the day.
"You must remember something!"
Listen, things had to get interesting once those kids started going through wifi withdrawal.
Guaranteed to make you grimace.
"I was scrubbing him!"
Traffic isn't terrible, I JUST CAN'T GET MYSELF TO LEAVE.
Dark Swan + The Evil Queen = Oh my gahd.
Meet Phillip and Darren, your new Instagram obsession.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
A cute little shitshow.
"How long before you can not know your neighbour or not know the person sitting next to you?"
If the history of comic books is any indicator, we’re in a major bubble.
Watch out for ze Grindylows.
"I really liked Lando Calrissian. He was hot."
Sometimes it's the little things that truly matter.
Two vegans ate their way through 22 tacos in one day to help you find the best tacos in Los Angeles.
Democratic Party avoids nasty public fight over President Obama's nuclear deal at summer meeting.
Obama's vaunted campaign email list has been turned over to the DNC, doubling the size of the party's email list.
Another 20 people were reported missing. "The capital city is a wreck," a policewoman said. "It is a sight to behold. It's a disaster."
New York City has quietly shuttered its busiest STD clinic, and the city has cut hundreds of thousands of free HIV tests since 2010. City officials blame a shrinking budget, but AIDS activists say it's putting many people at risk.
Because they're basically meaningless.
"...I think she's wasting time quite frankly."
And your antitrust demands are “peculiar and problematic.”
More "core heritage," less "high-end fashion."
Those people might be onto something
A federal appeals court on Wednesday offered little hope to the Rowan County clerk seeking to avoid issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples, but, on Thursday, nothing had changed on the ground. Update: The clerk plans to ask the Supreme Court on Friday to step in and keep same-sex couples waiting.
Owen Labrie, who is accused of raping a 15-year-old girl, "is not a saint," his lawyer argued. "He is a teenager." The prosecutor said Labrie pulled “every trick in the book.”
Kimberly McBroom — who was in the WDBJ studio when the tragedy occurred Wednesday — described today's Mornin' show as "a broadcast like no other"
Beauty tips and life advice from 5-year-olds who are wise beyond their years.
The real things these men actually did to lose weight and keep it off.
It's a grown-up thing.
I've been told my whole life not to wear certain things because they aren't "flattering." But do people agree on what "flattering" actually means?
The moment you didn't know you've been waiting for just arrived.
"The crazy lady who always stares at us."
The Sorting Hat is great and all, but these questions can help decide your house too.
And then tries to act real casual about it.
The power of fail will never diminish.
Actually not really that NSFW, just mean.
Whoa. These maniacs are out of control.
Which "Walt Disney Presents" belongs to which movie? Time to earn your mouse ears.
You are obsolete.
Melting hearts and cheese curds.
Hi. Love, mom.
Looks like they've found the Allen Key to happiness.
Homegirl's impersonation skills are poppington.
What goes around comes around.
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
It's as terrible as you expected.
Traditional meets AWESOME.
Grab your inflatable chair and Dunkaroos.
The video of California dad Mikki Willis and his son Azai has been viewed over 11 million times.
No stove? No problem.
Solomon Chau and Jenn Carter's wedding video is spreading throughout the web after Chau died Monday after a fight with liver cancer.
Some were offended after Winnie Harlow, who has the skin condition vitiligo, defended fans trying to emulate her look.
"To only acknowledge feminism from a one sided view when the literal DEFINITION is the equality of the sexes is not feminism at all."
She also took a stand for all expecting mothers.