If you fail, just begin again.
Either way Mr. Burns probably owns you.
Who needs to go out when you can watch an ENTIRE show?
Nobody asked you, Patrice!
We've all been there...
Do you run through the 6?
The greatest ongoing debate of our time.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t love anyone more than Matt.
The "evil ass cat" tried to kill her, Azalea alleges.
Everyone needs a truly evil sidekick.
So...is that the "good" type?
"I feel like I'm cheating on you!"
Summer corn, sweet corn.
Whoever it is, they'll probably win an Oscar for it.
First-time parents, Reina and Javier, are thrilled!
This queen taught you everything you know.
You're killin' me, Smalls!
Proof that men don't have to stick with the same haircut their entire lives.
The Father of Manitoba was a straight-up bad ass.
Here's something you didn't know you needed.
Find out what job you were destined to have!
The goddess Cher is embroiled in one of the most important battles of our time: her Twitter feud with Donald Trump.
"You make a mistake? Just put more makeup on."
*Dancing twins emoji*
Yup, you read that right.
The body-positive hashtag encourages femoral fortune-telling.
Oh heeeeeey, look at this lovely train to Geelong.
No mood ring required.
Home is where the cats are!
"You put this nub in your mouth."
Let's see how well-read you are when it comes to the mystical realms.
Get Rich Like Ali Ababwa
Ride into the Danger Zone!
The cat, nicknamed River by animal shelter workers, was found inside a compartment after the boat was recovered from the waters of Lake Havasu, Arizona.
Cute on the outside, tough on the inside.
"Just for the record, if you’re a guy, you don’t need the Shewee.”
God, how long have I been in here?
CAKE SHAKES. Need I say more?
Waller County officials released the new footage to prove that Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
Zion Harvey lost his hands and feet after a severe infection as a toddler. Surgeons in Philadelphia on Tuesday said they were able to connect two new hands during a 10-hour operation.
#BlackLivesMatter and Bernie Sanders crashed O’Malley’s D.C. event for young voters.
Two kids were in critical condition after getting caught under the 70-foot pine tree at a park in Pasadena Tuesday afternoon, officials said.
A 15-year-old boy is suspected of luring 8-year-old Madyson Middleton into his apartment, killing her, and then hiding the body in a recycle bin.
The four-time Super Bowl champion has lost his appeal against his four-game suspension for his alleged involvement in the deflation of team footballs to gain a competitive advantage.
The billionaire's top henchman has come under fire for hurling outrageous comments and threats at a reporter. Here's why everyone in Trump's entourage is so ridiculous.
U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said Tuesday that Pollard's release was not tied to the nuclear agreement with Iran.
"OK, you know what, ma’am? You can deal with it yourself," the dispatcher told a woman who was trying to save her dying friend.
Hanna Stotland is an admissions consultant with an unusual clientele: She helps students who are punished for sexual misconduct land safely at other universities. Business is booming.
The company is searching for a new CEO, and its executives said that despite strong revenue growth, the product as it exists today is not going to reach the mass market.
Michael Cohen isn't being paid by the campaign. But he talks a lot about Donald Trump's political ambitions on TV.
Here's what the internet does when it thinks you killed a lion.
"OK, now I'm getting pissed off. I'm not happy with this."
The coolest teacher on TV recently showed up on an episode of Girl Meets World, and now we know everything we've always wanted.
The boys, ages 5 and 7, suffered second- and third-degree burns while at a water park with their day care. WARNING: Graphic burn photos.
*chokes to death on tray of pink goop*
Girl, move on.
I mean, it's pretty obvious where you last did the nasty.
"Gimme gimme gimme!" —your kitchen
The daughter of singer Bobby Brown and the late Whitney Houston died on Sunday, six months after being found unconscious in the bathtub of her home. Officials have ordered an autopsy.
A cause we can all get behind.
"Yes I have [loose] skin and stretch marks but I don't feel the need to show them in every single photo I post online," she wrote.
For everyone who hasn't gotten their Hogwarts letter yet.
Who wore that dress?
"Yes, please take my money so I can hang out in this noisy, sweaty room full of strangers."
Could you do 1,000 sit-ups?
Cook once, eat for a week.
The images of their backs will haunt your dreams.
♫ It's a party in the USA...♫ or Ireland, or Australia, or wherever you live.
Police identified the two victims of the Lafayette, Louisiana, movie theater shooting as 33-year-old Jillian Johnson and 21-year-old Mayci Breaux.
Happily ever after... after kids.
Warning: This will ruin your summer.
NSFW: Because, ya know, man sausages!
"So. Many. Things. In. Butts."
So awkward, so awesome.
"If you ponytail it and cut it, I'll kill you."
Get ready to fall in love.
These pictures are life.
The perm is back, people.