As told by Dwight Schrute.
More like the "coming to strangle you in your sleep" emoji.
More specifically, did you find your best friend?
"Put 'how is Rue so woke' on my gravestone."
This place needs to be SPOTLESS before the cousins arrive!
Although, let's be real, what YA novel isn't complicated?
After being rescued from a cattle rancher, Dudley is doing much better with his new leg.
It's a holiday as old as Thanksgiving itself.
Here's how to make your wedding look like actual fairies planned it.
Thanksgiving made better with pugs!
"Everyone is either disgusted by me, or they just fetishize me without treating me like an actual person." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Slurpy or crunchy, it's all up to you.
Your room is now a cat sanctuary.
Put differently, which song wrenches your heart the most and makes you wish you weren't alone in a house full of cats?
Journalist Oliver Wainwright captured the country's unique interiors during a tour of Pyongyang.
Worst word ever.
Yell it out into the night.
"Growing up is not the problem. Forgetting is."
Not only is she the best-selling artist in the world right now, she's also one of the funniest.
Because the man is a national treasure.
I've got chills — THEY'RE MULTIPLYING.
If you keep tweeting about Jar Jar, George Lucas is going to add him to Episode 7 and that'll BE ON YOU.
Give a gift that says, "Hey, thanks for passing that joint."
Are you easy, or over-easy?
There are no #SquadGoals.
Because we could all use a little help.
Adele? Amy Schumer? JLaw?
You don't know true dedication to the cause until you've spent all night building your own miniature replica Death Star.
Let's find out how obsessed you really are.
The Criminal Minds star stopped by BuzzFeed and posed for some exclusive — and jaw-dropping — shots.
Make the right choice.
So you've purchased a "compact disc"...
At least her smile is on fleek!
The feeling after taking off your bra makes wearing it totally worth it.
The best and worst stuff to buy this weekend.
Silicon Valley companies offer their employees an enormous amount of free catered meals. This is what they do to prevent food waste.
"So, are you dating anyone?"
All hail Dwayne "Rocked 2015" Johnson.
A Minnesota TV station took a stand after Cindy Morgan faced harassment from viewers while pregnant.
For more than a year, a Dutch jihadi has been using Tumblr to post updates and answer questions about fighting in the Middle East as a radical Islamist.
Hawre Khalid, a Kirkuk-based photographer, goes inside police raids as Iraqi authorities search for ISIS suspects in their city.
The band members spoke about coming face to face with the gunmen, holing up in a room in the Paris theater, and their escape from the horrific terror attack.
The four men, who were identified Wednesday, await charges related to the shooting that wounded five people at a Black Lives Matter Protest in Minneapolis.
"We say Merry Christmas, God Bless America and In God We trust We salute our troops and our flag. If this offends you...Leave !"
After hiking the price of Daraprim from $13.50 to $750 per tablet, sparking outrage, the pharmaceutical company said Tuesday the list price will remain unchanged.
Derek Medina, 33, could face 25 years to life in prison.
But he apparently ate at the servants’ table. Trump’s associates this year have downplayed the relationship between him and Epstein, the financier who was accused of sexually abusing minors in the 2000s.
The 85 sculptures on Point Woronzof, near Anchorage, are part of an art installation dedicated to those suffering from mental illness and trauma.
Hawaii health officials said Wednesday that 101 people have now been infected with the mosquito-borne disease in an outbreak spreading across the Big Island.
Turkish fighter jets shot down a Russian warplane Turkey said had strayed into its territory Tuesday morning, provoking fury from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Russia denies the plane entered Syrian territory. One pilot was shot dead in the air by Syrian rebel groups, but a second was rescued and returned to base.
Seriously, though, would you actually be friends with her?
Learn something for once, ya knucklehead.
Jordy Hurdes has been left with muscle spasms and a stutter that might be permanent after a bad reaction to an Ecstasy pill. WARNING: Contains footage that some may find upsetting.
Worrying is your specialist subject.
"I can stick things in so many holes."
Maybe don't try this at home.
Trust us, they are incredible. Possibly even better than her studio version.
Never change, Japan, never change.
Or maybe it's just us?
An ode to the dogs who made us feel better about ourselves this year.
A post in a female meteorologist Facebook group started a trend that's showing up on television screens around the country.
Because of course it is. She's Adele.
J.K. Rowling is the master of cleverly hiding clues.
All sandwiches should last forever.
~Listens to "Hello" on an endless loop~
Sleep tight! ;-)
Stop your timbers from shivering.
Sorry for ruining your childhood...not really.
This is gonna go on your wishlist.
It really will.
Can you choose between the real Disney character and the very similar impostor?
"All punk is is attitude. That's what makes it. The attitude." —Joey Ramone
"Harry had a thin face, knobbly knees, black hair, and bright green eyes."
"Sex with a Disneyland employee? That’s fucking goofy!"
"Is this Photoshop?"
I was expecting to love the experience. The reality couldn't have been more different.
Craig Anderson was headed home to celebrate his birthday with his partner. Instead, he became the victim of a brutal and violent form of racism that many in Mississippi had thought long gone.
Once upon a time, these were your anthems.
*not horny but masturbates just in case*
They aren't getting paid enough for this shit.