"You go take a nap, have a Red Bull, how about that?"
"Keep on pouring, buddy. Little more... little more..."
"Is it that difficult for you to get an erection that you need to kill things?"
Why, God, why?
Jaime King's son Leo Thames has got one cool Godmother.
The apocalypse is nigh. Grab a razor.
"Friends are friends… Orientation should not matter."
ONLY open this post if you've taken a shit.
Will Chris Hemsworth take you on a magic carpet ride?
"This will not be accepted."
He began acting when he was only 10!
You’re starting to wonder if they’re actually human.
Because one mask doesn't fit all, amirite?
"Who gonna check me, boo?"
In the name of the moon, I will quiz you!
Cheer cheer, Adam Goodes.
It's quite simple to make and no... this sucker is not nuclear.
Find out which extravagant activity you'll charge to the Australian taxpayer!
Are you sad, mad, or glad?
Style that bump.
Nina Hoss will rip your heart in two in Phoenix.
Because it's all about those sneaky cheats.
Oh, so THIS is what a personal drone is for!
Secondhand, not second choice.
Age is just a number, but it's oh-so-interesting.
Never leave your bed, tbh.
If you fail, just begin again.
Either way Mr. Burns probably owns you.
Who needs to go out when you can watch an ENTIRE show?
Nobody asked you, Patrice!
We've all been there...
Do you run through the 6?
The greatest ongoing debate of our time.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t love anyone more than Matt.
The "evil ass cat" tried to kill her, Azalea alleges.
Everyone needs a truly evil sidekick.
At least 1,500 attempts were made by migrants to enter Britain through the tunnel on Tuesday evening.
Waller County officials released the new footage to prove that Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
Zion Harvey lost his hands and feet after a severe infection as a toddler. Surgeons in Philadelphia on Tuesday said they were able to connect two new hands during a 10-hour operation.
#BlackLivesMatter and Bernie Sanders crashed O’Malley’s D.C. event for young voters.
Two kids were in critical condition after getting caught under the 70-foot pine tree at a park in Pasadena Tuesday afternoon, officials said.
A 15-year-old boy is suspected of luring 8-year-old Madyson Middleton into his apartment, killing her, and then hiding the body in a recycle bin.
The four-time Super Bowl champion has lost his appeal against his four-game suspension for his alleged involvement in the deflation of team footballs to gain a competitive advantage.
Hanna Stotland is an admissions consultant with an unusual clientele: She helps students who are punished for sexual misconduct land safely at other universities. Business is booming.
At a time when geeks are ruling pop culture, misogyny and discrimination at widely attended events like Comic-Con are still all too common. Could Melissa Anelli, a Harry Potter superfan turned entrepreneur, usher in a newer — nicer — type of fan convention?
The billionaire's top henchman has come under fire for hurling outrageous comments and threats at a reporter. Here's why everyone in Trump's entourage is so ridiculous.
U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said Tuesday that Pollard's release was not tied to the nuclear agreement with Iran.
"OK, you know what, ma’am? You can deal with it yourself," the dispatcher told a woman who was trying to save her dying friend.
Here's what the internet does when it thinks you killed a lion.
"OK, now I'm getting pissed off. I'm not happy with this."
The coolest teacher on TV recently showed up on an episode of Girl Meets World, and now we know everything we've always wanted.
The boys, ages 5 and 7, suffered second- and third-degree burns while at a water park with their day care. WARNING: Graphic burn photos.
*chokes to death on tray of pink goop*
Girl, move on.
I mean, it's pretty obvious where you last did the nasty.
"Gimme gimme gimme!" —your kitchen
The daughter of singer Bobby Brown and the late Whitney Houston died on Sunday, six months after being found unconscious in the bathtub of her home. Officials have ordered an autopsy.
A cause we can all get behind.
"Yes I have [loose] skin and stretch marks but I don't feel the need to show them in every single photo I post online," she wrote.
For everyone who hasn't gotten their Hogwarts letter yet.
Who wore that dress?
"Yes, please take my money so I can hang out in this noisy, sweaty room full of strangers."
Could you do 1,000 sit-ups?
Cook once, eat for a week.
The images of their backs will haunt your dreams.
♫ It's a party in the USA...♫ or Ireland, or Australia, or wherever you live.
Police identified the two victims of the Lafayette, Louisiana, movie theater shooting as 33-year-old Jillian Johnson and 21-year-old Mayci Breaux.
Happily ever after... after kids.
Warning: This will ruin your summer.
NSFW: Because, ya know, man sausages!
"So. Many. Things. In. Butts."
So awkward, so awesome.
"If you ponytail it and cut it, I'll kill you."
Get ready to fall in love.
These pictures are life.
The perm is back, people.