Hi hungry, I'm Dad.
Consider yourself lucky if your gravy didn't have mouse turds.
Happy Turkey Day!
The Internet is hard. Learn how to navigate it with our (semi-regular) advice column, It's Not You, It Me.
We can learn from their example.
Not too full to take this quiz, I hope.
Anastasia Lin says China is punishing her because of her human rights activism.
Thanks to #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies, we can all finally talk about how insane our relatives are.
NONE OF THIS SHOULD HAPPEN.
"So, are you dating anyone?"
Take a break from hanging out with *your* family to take this quiz about fictional ones.
On his tiny family farm, Neal Carter invented an apple he thinks can help improve global health, minimize food waste, and change the agricultural landscape forever. But will anyone actually eat it?
The world is a messed up place. Come laugh.
There's fire involved.
All three are from heaven.
You know you're not getting any younger, right?
One thing is known for sure: Ross is the worst.
From touch football to fez-sporting turkeys, Monica, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe have made a lot of memories.
Three supermodel BFFs.
It's time to stand up for your God-given right to social sharing.
Because what is Thanksgiving without a little frustration?
Mean Girls wine glasses? Don't mind if i do.
If the words snood and wattle sound funny to you, then you are going to gobble this post right up!
Please pass the Soylent gravy.
Surfing the crimson wave isn't always easy.
'Tis the season for turkey and tears.
At least they got to star in their own embarrassing nightmares.
Started in the oven now we're cake.
Hello from the kid's table!
It's Thanksgiving – time to celebrate and reflect on the petty, passive-aggressive things about our friends and family that make them who they are. Here are some of the truly great moments in passive aggression.
How the Game of Thrones and Hunger Games star recalibrated her career.
Celebrate Thanksgiving with the books Junot Díaz, R. L. Stine, John Green, Colum McCann, Rainbow Rowell, and more of your favorite authors are grateful for.
Get your whole life organized with these brilliant DIY tips and tricks.
None of which have to do with politics, religion, or your stupid ex.
Including friends, family, and health, plus important stuff like donuts and Buffy.
If you don't know who that relative is, it's probably you.
*smiles knowingly* "Let's just...stay at home."
"So, how about that Trump fella?"
“We think it's outrageous that he would ridicule the appearance of one of our reporters.” Trump later denied he knew of the reporter or his disability.
He was reportedly detained immediately.
From a gold market crash in the 1860s to awful traffic in Pennsylvania 100 years later, the name of America's annual shopping frenzy has a long history.
The feds are now making scientists consider both sexes in animal research. It’s been heralded as a victory for women — but some feminists say it could be the opposite.
For more than a year, a Dutch jihadi has been using Tumblr to post updates and answer questions about fighting in the Middle East as a radical Islamist.
French President François Hollande and Russian President Vladimir Putin met Thursday in Moscow to discuss uniting their efforts — as well as those of the United States — against the terrorist group.
Turkish fighter jets shot down a Russian warplane Turkey said had strayed into its territory Tuesday morning, provoking fury from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Russia denies the plane entered Syrian territory. One pilot was shot dead in the air by Syrian rebel groups, but a second was rescued and returned to base.
The band members spoke about coming face to face with the gunmen, holing up in a room in the Paris theater, and their escape from the horrific terror attack.
"We say Merry Christmas, God Bless America and In God We trust We salute our troops and our flag. If this offends you...Leave !"
Lots and lots of skincare.
He's spent the year cuddling dogs and shutting down sexist questions. Oh, and taking his top off too.
The video, ordered released by the judge, shows Laquan McDonald being shot by Officer Jason Van Dyke last year. WARNING: The video is graphic.
Aunt: Your tattoos are a lifetime commitment. Me: Your marriage wasn't. #ThanksgivingClapback is hilarious.
Let's give up and let the animals take over.
More like Love FACTually.
Because living in a world that's obsessed with teeny-weeny bikinis isn't always easy.
This probably happened when news about the last couple World Wars broke too, right?
Can you find it?
"Oh shit." —These people
Seriously, though, would you actually be friends with her?
Learn something for once, ya knucklehead.
Jordy Hurdes has been left with muscle spasms and a stutter that might be permanent after a bad reaction to an Ecstasy pill. WARNING: Contains footage that some may find upsetting.
Worrying is your specialist subject.
"I can stick things in so many holes."
Maybe don't try this at home.
Trust us, they are incredible. Possibly even better than her studio version.
Or maybe it's just us?
An ode to the dogs who made us feel better about ourselves this year.
A post in a female meteorologist Facebook group started a trend that's showing up on television screens around the country.
Because of course it is. She's Adele.
J.K. Rowling is the master of cleverly hiding clues.
All sandwiches should last forever.
~Listens to "Hello" on an endless loop~
Sleep tight! ;-)
Stop your timbers from shivering.
Sorry for ruining your childhood...not really.
This is gonna go on your wishlist.
It really will.