"I searched pressure points on YouTube and used them to make myself vomit."
It actually might be less rude to yawn.
Some costumes were meant to be queered.
FYI, humans have never set foot on Mars in real life.
Oh my god, Becky, look at these graphs.
Haven't you heard the rumors?
The retailer hopes to provide a more inclusive shopping experience.
Deep breaths, please.
Because you can't have all the animals, but you really wish you could.
Can we see into your past?
Shiplap! Shiplap! Shiplap!
"Butterfinger is not a candy, it is a weapon."
Kyles, is that you?
"Everybody has an addiction. Mine happens to be you."
Wendy knows her hot topics, but can she decipher the paintings of the BuzzFeed staff?
We see them rollin', we hatin'.
Life in 2005: Razr phones, Myspace, and Robert Pattinson was just that guy we knew from Harry Potter.
Tell me what you see; I will guess what you crave.
Seriously cats, what are they teaching you there?
KStew starring opposite TSwift 2k15.
In case you've been looking for it.
So you know what to imagine while reading "Life and Death."
There's a 75% chance you're either British or Canadian.
The 3Fap is the first male masturbator to offer "three textured orifices."
"Chemists are never happy unless something is burning."
We know WhatsApp with you.
Halloween geek on fleek.
RiRi gets a lot off her chest in the November issue of Vanity Fair.
Three ingredients + a toothpick = a super impressive dessert. This is one of 7 cute and easy treats to make for Halloween.
Have you been taken in by some common space myths?
This is what dreams are made of.
Don't worry, it doesn't involve anything pumpkin spice latté-flavored. This is one of 7 cute and easy treats to make for Halloween.
Scottish Twitter is the cultural commentator we all truly need.
A quick tour of Moments, Twitter's latest feature.
In a Vanity Fair interview, the singer said Dolezal, who identifies as black even as her parents insist she was born white, "was a bit of a hero."
I am a boy. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to pretend anyway.
Twelve Pacific Rim nations have agreed to a historic trade deal encompassing 40% of the world’s economy. A BuzzFeed News investigation revealed that a corporate donor to the UK’s Conservative Party was secretly dropping cash-stuffed backpacks at post offices around London. And a Facebook love story.
One jumper from M&S for life.
They were protesting an incident last week when a man was lynched for being rumoured to possess beef.
"No military in history has done more to avoid harming innocents," Gen. Campbell told the U.S. Senate, three days after a U.S. airstrike hit a Doctors Without Borders hospital in Afghanistan.
She tells Variety the "famous" executive asked her to watch him shower.
The rain ended in South Carolina Tuesday but officials warned that some rivers were still rising and the danger was not yet over.
Not long ago, he was the biggest shareholder, worth tens of millions of dollars. Soon, he's likely to have nothing.
On Friday, the company behind the 5,000% price increase for the drug Daraprim will face a round of questioning by the House Committee on Government Oversight and Reform.
After years of questions about its appeal to the casual user, Twitter responds in force.
Congressional Democrats released a list of questions for an anti-abortion activist who secretly videotaped Planned Parenthood doctors. Amid deception claims, full footage is on the way to a House committee.
Two thirds of low-wage workers who are registered to vote say they would turn out for a presidential candidate who supports a $15 an hour minimum wage and a union.
Juan Garcia is scheduled to die by lethal injection on Tuesday for fatally shooting a man during a 1998 robbery in which he stole $8. He was denied clemency on Monday.
The two prizewinners revealed these elusive subatomic particles change identities and have mass.
A new report says that by converting their schools to nonprofit status, some college companies can avoid scrutiny and regulation but keep making big profits.
"It's OK, I'll just get a 217% on the final."
Nothing about this show is random.
When Jenifer Medina looked at the patient's driver's license to identify him, she saw her own brother's face staring back at her.
"What the hell is bagged milk?"
A lot has changed in just three years.
"I CAN'T DO THIS!"
If you eat a Whopper, your poo may be going as an emerald this Halloween.
Jade Hatt, 21, was spared jail after the boy's father told the court that his son was "fully up for this experience".
"My ex-girlfriend was physically and mentally abusive, whenever I told someone they told me to man up and get over it, I never felt so alone."
Because no kid wants a stapler for Halloween.
It's not all cuddles and purring.
It doesn't take a lot of money to look this expensive.
Easy dipping for the holidays, football season, and study snacking.
"Wait… What if you don’t like tea?"
Art hilariously imitating life.
"Do you have a minute?" "Not really." *continues talking anyway*
Time to find out whether or not you're a beauty school dropout when it comes to singing along to this classic.
Color will let you discover.
It's Norman Bates meets the Ten Commandments meets creepy images that will definitely keep you up at night.
Mila is all of us.
It's not like a regular seltzer. It's a cool seltzer.
Sweater weather is the best weather.
Edwin Wheeler, you're a champion.
Mom: I'll be in the store for a few minutes. Me: *dies*
Her new Vanity Fair shoot has her baring it all.
"No, I choose you."
Best costume ever? More like best parents ever.