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Gotye Memes
Let's enjoy these memes now while this song is still relevant.
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Beth Ditto Is Clearly Having The Most Fun At Cannes
Here's The Gossip singer giving nary a fuck on the red carpet. Ditto was there to perform at the opening night ceremony for the venerable French film festival/ham it up with her soon-to-be wife, Kristen Ogata.
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Skrillex, The Board Game
“Quick, name 10 things that aren't Skrillex!” The worst game in the world, brought to you by Tim and Eric.
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So Who Actually Got Rich Off Of Facebook Today?
As you may have heard, a bunch of people just acquired Scrooge-McDuck quantities of cash thanks to this morning's Facebook IPO. So exactly who is walking around with an extra billion dollars in their bank account? Here's a visual breakdown of everyone who sold their shares today, and how much they made.
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"Feminist Ryan Gosling" Is Now An Actual Book
The popular Tumblr is now something you can purchase and put on your bookshelf.
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Raven Symone Addresses Rumors About Her Sexual Orientation, "ANTM" Girlfriend
You tell 'em.
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Best Friends Take A Yearbook Photo
This is how it's done.
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They Can't Spell, But They Tweet
Celebrity kids as young as four are expected to maintain social media presences, well before they can read, write, or spell. But are there long-term consequences?
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If “Community” Were A Video Game, It Would Look Like This
Last night's 8-bit episode of “Community” was super awesome — as if there were any question!
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Bulldog “Throws” Ceremonial First Pitch
The Texas Rangers have dogs “throwing” out first pitches. So now we know why they're the best team in baseball.
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Three-Headed Giraffe Is Pretty Awesome
Cerberus giraffe is too serendipitous to be scary. The shot was taken on Kenya's Samburu National Reserve.
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Dozens Of Raccoons Invade A Neighborhood, Eat Doritos
“They eat everything,” said Stephanie Rutkowske, a local animal lover. “Doritos, Cheetos, chocolate. Or a big bag of cat food. They’ll eat that just as good too.” Welcome to my nightmare. (via moseisleywelcomingcommittee.tumblr.com)
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How To Pass Any "True Or False" Test
It's foolproof.
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Democrat Invokes Mormon Polygamy In Slamming Romney
North Carolina State Rep. Alma Adams predicts Romney will struggle with social conservatives because Mormons “can have multiple wives.” The second Democrat in past month to bring up the defunct Mormon practice.
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The Transgender Beauty Queen Kicked Ass
Jenna Talackova, born a man and nearly disqualified from the pageant, dominated the swimsuit and evening gown portions of the Miss Universe Canada competition. The winner will be crowned on Saturday night.
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Carrie Before Sex, The City, And Mr. Big
Finally, we have the trailer for the new CW series starring AnnaSophia Robb as a young Carrie Bradshaw. Warning: this looks terrible! Seriously, can someone please tell me why is this happening?
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Ben Folds Five Is Back — And Happy Underground
Ben Folds talked to BuzzFeed about making a record for all the right reasons.
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Lady Successfully Vacuums Nothing For 52 Seconds
I think she just wanted to “figuratively vacuum.”
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Next Seasons “30 Rock” Character Predictions
Well, another great season of 30 Rock has ended, leaving us with some resolutions, and some more questions. Here are my predictions for what is going to happen next season. SPOLER ALERT!
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Man Buys Out Entire Store, Donates It All To Charity huffingtonpost.com
He's being called the “Summer Santa”. When Rankin Paynter learned that the Kmart in his town was closing, he decided to buy everything that remained on the store's shelves — and give it all away.
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The Most Sincere Facebook Love Song Ever
“Thank You Facebook” is a song dedicated to the global family that Facebook has created through its social network. This might be the “We Are The World” of our generation. (via joemande.com)
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A Look At Mark Zuckerberg Over The Years
On the day of Facebook's IPO, I thought it would be nice to take a step back and take a look at the CEO since he started Facebook in 2004.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup
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Obama's Biggest Mistake In The World
Afghanistan is a catastrophe. At the NATO Summit in Chicago, the president will keep covering up the biggest foreign policy mistake of his political career.
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What's The Oldest Photo Of You On Facebook?
In honor of Facebook going public today, we thought we'd take a stroll down the Facebook memory lane to find the first photo of you ever uploaded to the 8-year-old website.
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Conan O'Brien's First Appearance On The "Late Show" In 13 Years
Obviously, he and Dave spent most of their conversation talking shit about Jay Leno.
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27 Better Things To Spend $38 On Than A Facebook Share
Facebook shares are going for $38 a pop. Is that really the best use of your hard-earned cash? Here's what you could be getting instead.
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Hey, Should You Buy Facebook Stock?
BuzzFeed CEO Jonah Peretti sits down with himself for a hard-hitting interview on the future of Facebook.
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What Happens When A Normal Person Tries To Buy Facebook?
I don't know anything about investing and my checking account is as empty as yours. All I want is ONE share of Facebook.
