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#12, European here: Dear Americans, unless you can actually speak the language and/or have discernible ties to the country, I really strongly advise you to drop “German American”, “Italian American”, “Polish American” when travelling. Again, unless you speak the language, we really… Read More

Y’all, if there ever is the war with with robots, we all collectively need to make sure that this one is on our side. This is brilliantly devious

#10: That’s what you call weaponized incompetence. He could figure out how to load the dishwasher effectively, but why would he do that when he can just throw everything in willy nilly in half the time it would take to organize things, and you’re the one redoing it.

@937kim kinda 😂

Cooking shows. I don’t want for them to completely go away, but I’m really hoping that there will be less of them, because I swear like every second new show coming out these days is about food, and some of them are just weird. Plus they make people think that they’re the second coming… Read More

2001 Space Odyssey. It definitely throws you in for a spin, kind of “WTF am I even watching here”, which is exactly where Kubrick wanted you.

This is more about the American nature: growing up in Eastern Europe, I had no concept of “plants and animals other than predators can actually be dangerous to you”. Where I’m from, the bite from the country’s most venomous snake will at most earn you a trip to the ER and a side eye… Read More

#3: what if I told you a chainsaw was first invented to cut bones during childbirth? Is that painful enough for you?

They must be their own person and maintain life and interests outside of our relationship, and allow me to do the same. I don’t think it’s healthy when the relationship and/or the other person become someone’s entire identity, and I don’t wanna be in relationship with someone like… Read More

Don’t you guys have this kind of potato filled pie? I only had it couple times but it’s so good