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    17 Funny Dad Jokes That Will Make You Say, "That's Stupid," Then Secretly Laugh

    "What genre are national anthems? Country."

    You ever get so bored that you just want someone to make you laugh? Yes? GREAT! Because I've gathered up 17 of the best dad jokes I've seen recently on Reddit, and frankly, I'm embarrassed (but not really) to admit that I actually laughed at these. Enjoy:

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    H/T: r/dadjokes.


    I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. from dadjokes


    The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said... from dadjokes


    What genre are national anthems? from dadjokes


    The man who invented velcro died today :( from dadjokes


    Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you". from dadjokes


    My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. from dadjokes


    My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!” from dadjokes


    A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer. from dadjokes


    I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?" from dadjokes


    Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? from dadjokes


    I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. from dadjokes


    How do you get a farm girl to marry you? from dadjokes


    Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. from dadjokes


    My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” from dadjokes


    The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. from dadjokes


    My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name... from dadjokes


    I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad. from dadjokes

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