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    17 Funny Dad Jokes That Will Make You Say, "That's Stupid," Then Secretly Laugh

    "What genre are national anthems? Country."

    You ever get so bored that you just want someone to make you laugh? Yes? GREAT! Because I've gathered up 17 of the best dad jokes I've seen recently on Reddit, and frankly, I'm embarrassed (but not really) to admit that I actually laughed at these. Enjoy:

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    H/T: r/dadjokes.

    1.

    I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. from dadjokes

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    The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said... from dadjokes

    3.

    What genre are national anthems? from dadjokes

    4.

    The man who invented velcro died today :( from dadjokes

    5.

    Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you". from dadjokes

    6.

    My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. from dadjokes

    7.

    My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!” from dadjokes

    8.

    A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer. from dadjokes

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    I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?" from dadjokes

    10.

    Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? from dadjokes

    11.

    I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. from dadjokes

    12.

    How do you get a farm girl to marry you? from dadjokes

    13.

    Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. from dadjokes

    14.

    My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” from dadjokes

    15.

    The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. from dadjokes

    16.

    My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name... from dadjokes

    17.

    I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad. from dadjokes

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