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One thanksgiving, I was asked to bring dessert to my boyfriends families house. His brother was on one of his many fad-eating habits (I say fad because he literally changed his “allergies” every few months but also I saw him constantly sneaking things he said he was allergic to) anyway… Read More

I’m married to him and we have a 1 year old daughter together. He hated school so used humour to get through the day. He was told he’d never graduate. Not only did he graduate, he went on to post secondary, graduated with honours and now has a great job. He is still the exact same… Read More

My Favorite murder. Karen and Georgia are such engaging storytellers. They are honest, intelligent, and badass and they do their research. It’s hard to explain how and why a true crime podcast done by two comediennes works, but it does and is just so good. V

Could have been a retail job where jeans are the dress code? Alternatively, when I first finished university, I had loads of interviews where I came dressed “business casual” and didn’t get anywhere. I finally decided to go to an interview dressed well, but it happened to be in jeans… Read More

When I was a young teen I worked as an elf at a Santa photo spot in a “mall” (one of those ones that has a Walmart, a grocery store, and an shoe repair place, not a big shopping mall). We took the pictures with a disposable camera And had to tell the customers to come back in one… Read More

A few years ago I got a text from my mom at 3 am that juts said “Bahamas”. I replied saying “what?” And she replied with “hahahaha that’s what I said” To which I said “um are you texting in your sleep?” Her reply “probably.” She had no memory of it the next day. It makes me laugh… Read More

I took a home test around what would have been week 5, but because of Covid restrictions was not given a blood test or ultrasound until 8 weeks to confirm the pregnancy.

One time when I was a server someone paid their bill with a gift card and told me to “keep whatever was left on the gift card as my tip” which was pretty shitty to begin with but when I ran the gift card I found out that it was actually about $25 less than the total bill. I went to… Read More

I was casually dating a guy in university. He told me he was going to pick me up from work one night because he had plans for us but he wouldn’t tell me what they were because it was a “surprise”. He picked me up and took me to his friends house where all his buddies were watching… Read More

The outer bag from the bagged milk (the one that holds the individual bags) can be woven into mattresses that bugs can’t get into and sent to countries around the world who need them. I’ve only ever had milk from the bag, I don’t buy cartons just because it’s not what i was brought… Read More