19 People Who Definitely Immediately Regretted Literally Every Decision They Made This Week

I have so many questions.

If you’re having yourself a downright bad, no good, crappy time, just remember...

1. The person who will never have itchy teeth again:

Brushed my teeth for a good 20 seconds with this… from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who got a brand-new PlayStation Rock:

Bought a PS5 for my son’s birthday. Someone at UPS swapped it out with a rock from Wellthatsucks

3. The person who got a little added treat with their sandwich:

There Was a Sticker on my Sandwich from Wendy’s from mildlyinfuriating

4. The person who lost their brand-new shellular telephone:

Found while walking along the beach at low tide from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who stabbed their washing machine to death:

Missed my pocket knife in the laundry. from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who will never get to sleep now:

Was getting ready for bed, walked into my bedroom to this. from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who was kind enough to send their AirPods on a nice trip to Portugal:

Wanna talk about lost AirPods? Just got back from my honeymoon in Portugal… from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who, unfortunately, is not driving a car powered by dairy:

Wrong Pump? from WTF

9. The person who had this unfathomable tragedy happen to them:

When you hard brake and forget you have a bag of McDonalds. from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who somehow, someway did this to waffles:

First time ever making waffles for my husband’s birthday breakfast. from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who must vanquish this egg monstrosity:

My step dad keeps forgetting to take the boiled eggs out of the freezer when they’ve cooled down from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person who just can't seem to get the virtual agent to understand:

So helpful from mildlyinfuriating

13. The person with the world's heaviest soap dispenser:

The soap dispenser fell from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person whose cabinet did a Stone Cold stunner to their poor toilet:

"These screws will definitely work." from Wellthatsucks

15. The person who is now forever trapped in their car:

First great date in a long time. Ended well, she left, key breaks off in my ignition. from Wellthatsucks

16. The person who has a little friend living in their oven:

There’s a roach behind the screen of the clock on my oven…. I keep my house extremely clean but I live in the woods. This is bothering me so much from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person who let the HOA know what they really think of their guidelines:

An unfortunate trim design on this house. from Wellthatsucks

18. The person who is about to make the best first impression:

So I was heading to job interview and accidentally spilled coffee all over me just before interview. Not the best first impression i suppose… from Wellthatsucks

19. And the person who had this baffling fish accident happen to them:

How does this even happen from WTF

How.