I knew a Kevin in college. One day, he said he was gonna go to the kitchen and make some scrambled eggs. After about 20 min we start to smell smoke. We ask him if everything is ok, and he yells back “I’m fine but how long does it take for eggs to start to scramble?!?!” He thought…
Whenever I wanna listen to my choice of music (ie not kids songs), I’ll tell my kid that we’re listening to Disney music. “Bathtub gin” by Phish comes on and now she tells me “that song is from Toy Story, Mom!”
Back in high school, I saw someone wearing a shirt with an alternate pledge on it. I memorized it right then and there, and after that day, would recite it every morning for the pledge. No one would notice but it was my little secret 🖕🏼to this stupid ass tradition.
“I pledge a…
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