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My period started very early. Elementary school early and before my older sisters started theirs. At this age I had never heard of a “Period” had not an inkling of what was happening. I went to the bathroom and my underwear was full of blood. Frightened I told my sister I thought… Read More

Kid u NOT!! A teenage Mom ordered her daughter’s first birthday cake, I’m the cake decorator. Happy 1st Birthday Shithead. Pronounced shi thee ad.

My 4 year old son writing his letter to Santa asking for his very own McDonalds and Toys R Us The same kid at about 7 says our Persian cat can’t help that she’s noisy because She’s a Purr sian 🤣

I’ve been married to my first boyfriend for 36 years. That’s not saying he was my first date. My first date took me to a concert and afterwards walked me to my door and gave me a goodnight tonsillectomy EWWW!!! Another date said he’d only marry a virgin 🙄 I was, but again Ewww.… Read More

My first car was an old 1963 Plymouth Belvedere with push a button transmission

The big hair! My girlfriends and I looked like lions lol and the partying. Happy hour started at 4 We’d close the club down dancing every song in 3 inch heels. Then we’d go as a group to someone’s place and party until we had to go to work in the morning. Also the drugs. Coke MDA… Read More

I’ve worked for my company longer than most of the employees have been alive 😭

The nuns would smack my knuckles with a ruler if I was caught not paying attention in class.

I need a button that says I survived the eighties. I did some dumb shit but boy o boy did we have fun😂

He walked up to me in a bar, took my hand and said “Hi I’m Mike” leaned in and planted a kiss square on my lips 😮 he called me the next day on his lunch and asked if I’d like to watch some TV. Sure why not? Every time I saw him he brought me some small thoughtful gift. Never any… Read More