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Uggie Gets A Job At Nintendo

Uggie, star of the Academy Award winning film The Artist, gets a new job. Now, he's working for Nintendo. Take a hike, Yoshi. Mario has got a new pet.

Thank You Very Much

In England when you do nice things for your local government - like using their website, stacking your rubbish - they sing you songs.

Totally Punk

I want this done to my shins.

Movie: The Movie

Jimmy Kimmel proves once again to be the best part about the Oscars...without actually being part of the Oscars.

Illustrations Of Stefon's Crazy Nightclubs

Because where else can you find Teddy Graham people, a sheepdog that looks like Bruce Vilanch and a 300lb Chinese baby spinning records with his little ravioli hands?

ZAC EFRON drops a CONDOM at a Movie Premiere & Mouths "OMG!"

Zac Efron drops a condom on the red (orange) carpet at The Lorax premiere! He asks his publicist to hold something in his pocket and, as he takes it out to give it to her, a gold condom packet falls out. He picks it up and looks so embarrassed, then mouths "Oh my GOD!" to his publicist. Not before the paps notice and start laughing their heads off!

Crutchstep

Dergin Tokmak didn't let Polio slow him down

Drunk Man At Disney's California Adventure Park Gets Pepper-Sprayed

Tower Of Terror meets Dude Of Drunkenness. Children and adults gathered around as guests helped security round up this belligerent mess of a man. I didn't think "It's A Small World" had so many curse words.

Bros Vs. Hipsters

He's either a bro or a hipster, he can't be both. Because that's not how stereotypes work.

"Hopelessly Gross And Vile"

"Where the Wild Things Are" author, Maurice Sendak, was in rare form on last night's Colbert report, waxing philosophical on Newt Gingrich, Childhood, and Vin Diesel.

12 Seconds Of OMFG!

You Will Never Be Able To Wipe This From Your Memory. In Fact, He May Haunt Your Dreams. Brb- Must Bleach My Eyeballs.

FDR: American Badass

In this redband trailer, FDR rides a "wheelchair of death" to stop the world from werewolves who carry the polio virus, including werewolf versions of Hitler, Mussolini, and Emperor Hirohito. I had no idea FDR had such a dirty mouth.

Boxer Watching YouTube

The dog's reaction "How is this possible?"

If The Coachella Was Honest

Lets be honest, folks. Coachella escalated from an inside music lover's weekend getaway to an outrageous popularity contest littered with bands well-off enough that they could play in the desert for free.

Arizona Girls Racist Rant Response.. EPIC FAIL!!!!

This young Girl calls out the "Racist Arizona girls rant" by creating a response and using only the harshest of words while, not making any sense whatsoever. The portrait in the background- will teach her a lesson on Speech and Debate! EPIC FAIL!!

Drum Solo Fail

Kid was doing pretty good, then it happens....

Lions Dog Pile

In the animal world a play buddy is not based on color or breed just how much fun they have together.

Sticker Takeover In 9 Photos.

This is what happens when you give thousands of stickers to thousands of children. This was the result of an art installation for The Gallery of Modern Art in Brisbane.

Iowa Nice.

So I hear you think you know something about Iowa. F*ck You. An eye opening look at the "corn" state.

The #OCCUPYNBC Movement to #SAVECOMMUNITY

Fans of Community made their voices heard outside of Rockefeller Center by singing "Oh Christmas Troy" to the masses. "Merry Christmas everyone. The Glee club just became the History club"

When Bags Attack!

That bag from "American Beauty" is such an attention whore.

Drunk News Anchor

She's probably about 8 shots deep of Wild Turkey at this point.

Newt Gingrich Thinks Poor Kids Have No Work Ethic Unless Its Illegal

Newt is very nonchalant in delivering shocking and inflammatory comments about poor kids having no working role models, and a poor kids only motivation to get money is through illegal means. And we all know he means dealing drugs.

Texts From Bennett, The 17 Year-Old White Thug

I'd like to get to meet Bennett personally after reading through these texts. You can find the rest of them at the link at the bottom of the page.

Fire Alarm Interrupts NBC Nightly News

Now that's journalism! I think if obstacles like this are presented during the show, NBC Nightly News would get a spike in ratings.

Kid Shoots His Dad

The father did not properly train the boy on how to use the weapon. Never a good idea to give a kid a 357 magnum. (via mpviral)

Tae Kwon Do Tricking Exhibition

If South Korea had their own version of Glee or High School Musical, I imagine it'd be something like this.

Poor Jackson

It's bad enough to wipe out in front of friends, but to have your grandma as a witness, too? He's never gonna live this down.

Helicopter Crash

Don't worry about that Richard, ring the news room!

Herman Cain Sings!

Herman Cain takes a tip from Tay Zonday to spice up his campaign.

Your New Dark Lord...

Be prepared to be killed with cuteness from the most evil baby.

Drunk Man Meets Monkeys

A man at a zoo swims to touch monkeys but, is not welcome there. - 11/2011

Baby Needs Her Biggie Fix

The girl loves her Biggie. That's all that needs to be said

Rihanna's Private Vacation Pictures

Rihanna's private vacation pictures couldn't get more epic than this. These photos will just make you admire, love or worship Rihanna even more. All that luxury around her, but she's still acting like my homegirl! Go Rihanna! [See all the pictures]

Judge William Adams Beats Daughter For Using The Internet

This is a Judge that is currently still in the legal system in Aransas County, Texas. He beats his handicapped daughter for using the internet. Warning: Very disturbing video

Hipsters Rejoice: Zooey Deschanel and Husband Split

If you are a guy looking for a hot girl off the rebound, this week could not be going any better for you. US Magazine just broke the story that Zooey Deschanel and husband, Death Cab for Cutie front man, Ben Gibbard, have called it quits.

Seth Meyers' 7 Minutes In Heaven

Seth Meyers swings by the closet for an autotune-able 7 minutes with SNL writer Mike O'Brien.

7 Billion People -What's Your Number ?

The world's population is expected to hit seven billion in the next few weeks. After growing very slowly for most of human history, the number of people on Earth has more than doubled in the last 50 years. Where do you fit into this story of human life? Fill in your date of birth below to find out.

Shark Pool: Official Trailer

There's a shark in the pool. But it's a really nice pool...

John Lennon’s $16,000 Tooth

A tooth John Lennon gave as a gift to his housekeeper Dot Jarlett who had a daughter who was obsessed with the Beatles is expected to get at least $16,000 when it’s put up for auction in Stockport, England on November 4th. The tooth which Lennon pulled out himself in his kitchen has survived in Dot’s safe for the past 50 years.

Famous Vampires!

Can you name all 12 famous blood suckers?

Harold & Kumar 3D: Redband Trailer

I was suspicious when I heard a third Harold & Kumar film was on the way. But after seeing this, I gotta say: my mind is a little blown.

"Man Up" With The Beardo Beard Hat

It's the beard you wear when *you* decide: The Beardo detachable beard hat. No shaving required. I wonder when they will have just a soul-patch version?

Occupy Wall Street Rap

It's about time. You can learn more about the issues addressed in 'Tap Dat A$$et' here.

Occupy My Life: Marriage Proposal At #OccupyWallStreet

I wanted this moment to be a part of my story, and so I decided to take my special lady down to Liberty Plaza and ask her to be my wife using the people's mic to help me out.

Marine Veteran Scolds NYPD

When the Occupy Wall Street protest moved to Times Square on October 15th, Marine Sergeant Shamar Thomas was there to tell the police how it is. There is no honor brutalizing peaceful Occupy Wall Street protests.

Globe & Mail Caption Writer Goes Rogue!

It looks like the person in charge of the celebrity captions in Canada's national newspaper, The Globe & Mail, went rogue! The punchy comments poke fun at wealthy celebrities attending parties with ironic comments in support of the #OccupyWallStreet movement. Someone's going to get fired (or promoted in my books) for being clever and awesome. That stuff is funny! The captions have been up since Wednesday, October 12th, 2011 at 5:59pm EST and as of right now, they are still live! You can try and see if the captions are still on Globe & Mail OR you can try Nat & Marie with links here, here and here

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Written & Directed by Adam Butcher

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