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For me it was that she wouldn’t let go of it. It was like she was afraid her one boob was gonna fall out. If she had maybe buttoned it once to keep it together she could have moved around a little more. It just didn’t work.

That wasn't the dress code, though. That was the theme of the exhibit inside. The dress code was "The Garden of Time," which admittedly could be interpreted many different ways, but it wasn't just "wear something vintage and make it modern."

There should be options for: "I've only seen the movie," "I've only read the book," or, "I've never seen/read either of these."

"Weird Al" Yankovic for sure

Where my tinnitus peeps at? My ears make that sound 24/7.

Oh man, I did all these with my Barbies: the love triangles, making them have sex, making them scissor before I knew what that was, etc. But the WORST thing I can think of that I did with my Barbies is that one of them somehow ended up with a hole in her boob because she was cheap… Read More

You could not be more wrong. There are several world leaders who have remarked that Trump smells like shit, because he literally wears a diaper. He might care about his appearance, but there is no WAY he smells better than Biden.

I never understood the "not getting paid while the kids are sleeping" thing. I used to babysit my pastor's kids overnight all the time and they would do this. I'm like, what if one of the kids wakes up in the middle of the night with an emergency? Or what if they just can't sleep,… Read More

Bro, all these "bridezillas" can go sit on a cactus and rotate. Yes, your wedding is "your special day," but that doesn't mean you get to be a complete bitch to your friends and family just so everything will be perfect. Especially the ones who are saying that someone's disability… Read More

Nooo not the pizza! 😭