24 Hilarious Jokes You Should Send To Your Dad
"How many chainz could 2 Chainz chain if 2 Chainz could chain chainz?"
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I bought my gym membership at Costco and now I've got 36-pack abs
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I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they're way too big for him.
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Excuse me, is this the nude beach? NO THIS IS THE RUDE BEACH *knocks drink from hand* *punches me in throat*
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Lawyer: I object! Cop: I protect! Architect: I erect! Biologist: I dissect! Philosopher: I reflect! Teen: I disrespect! Me: I overslept!