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    Updated on Sep 12, 2018. Posted on Aug 10, 2017

    24 Hilarious Jokes You Should Send To Your Dad

    "How many chainz could 2 Chainz chain if 2 Chainz could chain chainz?"

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    I bought my gym membership at Costco and now I've got 36-pack abs

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    I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they're way too big for him.

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    Excuse me, is this the nude beach? NO THIS IS THE RUDE BEACH *knocks drink from hand* *punches me in throat*

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    Lawyer: I object! Cop: I protect! Architect: I erect! Biologist: I dissect! Philosopher: I reflect! Teen: I disrespect! Me: I overslept!

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