24 Hilarious Jokes You Should Send To Your Dad

Licensed Esthetician @SortaBad

I bought my gym membership at Costco and now I've got 36-pack abs

03:44 AM - 06 Jan 2016

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pat tobin @tastefactory

I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they're way too big for him.

10:21 PM - 24 Jan 2014

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Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans

Excuse me, is this the nude beach? NO THIS IS THE RUDE BEACH *knocks drink from hand* *punches me in throat*

05:33 PM - 20 Jul 2014

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Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans

Lawyer: I object! Cop: I protect! Architect: I erect! Biologist: I dissect! Philosopher: I reflect! Teen: I disrespect! Me: I overslept!

04:38 PM - 19 Jul 2014

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