back to top

18 Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You're Having A Bad Day

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? DAM!

Posted on

We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the Dad Jokes that always make them laugh. Here are the results!

Advertisement
Advertisement

10. One day I was walking down the road when I met a man with no toes. Something about this pissed me off, so when I got home I walked up to my dad and said. "This guy had no toes. I guess I'm lack toes intolerant."

Advertisement

18. A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The string says, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."

  1. 19. Be honest, did you get through this post without laughing?

    Be honest, did you get through this post without laughing?
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yes, because I hate puns
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I failed, I laughed the whole way through
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
19. Be honest, did you get through this post without laughing?
  1.  
    vote votes
  2.  
    vote votes

Want to be featured on BuzzFeed? Follow the BuzzFeed Community on Facebook and Twitter!

Promoted
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.