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18 Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You're Having A Bad Day

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? DAM!

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the Dad Jokes that always make them laugh. Here are the results!

1. What do you a row of bunnies moving backwards? A receding hare line!

CBS

– tarakwantk

2. Why do ships in Norway have barcodes on their sides?

BuzzFeed

3. Why can you never trust an atom?

BuzzFeed

4. Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper? Because he had little patients!

5. What condition does a noodle have when it isn't feel like it's good enough?

BuzzFeed

– tarakwantk

6. Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

TV Land

7. Did you hear about that really great farmer?

BuzzFeed

8. One night an airplane was burglarized, and all the toilet paper was stolen. When the police came to investigate, their report was inconclusive, because they had nothing to go on.

Disney

9. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

BuzzFeed

10. One day I was walking down the road when I met a man with no toes. Something about this pissed me off, so when I got home I walked up to my dad and said. "This guy had no toes. I guess I'm lack toes intolerant."

BBC

11. What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

BuzzFeed

– keelyg

12. What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

NBC

– jefhrn

13. What did the 0 say to the 8?

BuzzFeed

– Brittany

14. Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

BBC

– missriah17

15. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

BuzzFeed

16. A magic tractor was driving down the road when it turned into a field!

FOX

kalisam2

17. What’s the scariest plant in the jungle?

BuzzFeed

18. A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The string says, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."

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