We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the Dad Jokes that always make them laugh. Here are the results!
1. What do you a row of bunnies moving backwards? A receding hare line!
4. Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper? Because he had little patients!
6. Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
8. One night an airplane was burglarized, and all the toilet paper was stolen. When the police came to investigate, their report was inconclusive, because they had nothing to go on.
10. One day I was walking down the road when I met a man with no toes. Something about this pissed me off, so when I got home I walked up to my dad and said. "This guy had no toes. I guess I'm lack toes intolerant."
12. What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
14. Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
16. A magic tractor was driving down the road when it turned into a field!
18. A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The string says, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."
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19. Be honest, did you get through this post without laughing?