Are you Gen X, Gen Z, or a Millennial?
Are you a butternut?
How do you make meal-prepping work for you?
Bring your veg game up a notch.
Try out something new this summer.
Have you been milking it?
Pizza and pop music.
When your parents have friends over, and you only have enough socializing strength for one trip to the kitchen.
Are you a ginfluencer?
It's more than pulling rabbits out of hats, you know.
Yes we know the smell of boiled eggs is like a rancid fart, but they're so worth it.
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I'm 101. My elderly and beautiful hands reach for my phone, my diamond bracelets clinking. "Siri" I croak," ASOS and sort from low to high."
"The fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"
Two words: vag sweat.
Girls' night in > Girls' night out
All you gotta do is fill your suitcase!
My cat at 2pm: Sleeping. My cat at 2am: You up bro?
"You think you can tempt me with the T1-50 Button Maker? This is a joke."
Time to put your memory to the test, and get those orders right.