1.Jason is the only person who should ever wear a floral garland. All other holders of floral garlands must return them to where they purchased them.
2.I would purchase three copies of Jason's self-help book: From Pre-Success to Success in Four Easy Heists.
3.Please may we appreciate that this assessment of Season one's predicament was in a way, not technically wrong.
4.Here, Jason demonstrates the most respectful way to interact with a poster of the truly talented Ariana Grande.
5.Despite having Donkey Doug for a dad, Jason is thoughtful and supports his friends.
6.Again, not technically wrong.
7.Whomst among us would argue that a wedding + tacos does not equal a perfect day?
8.I love a man with a passion, what can I say.
9.Again, I love a man with a passion.
10.In this image, Jason is making pleasant small talk with a literal demon who has been sent to torture him (that's Trevor). This man is a living angel.
11.Let us never forget that on one bright, shining day, Jason figured it out.
12.Jason taught an all-knowing robot (*not a robot) something she didn't know! What a genius!
13.When he Magic Mike-ed his wedding outfit I gasped with joy.
14.What more can I say – I love Jason the way that Jason loves balloons.
15.And once, just once, I'd love Jason to say this about me.
