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Thank you, came here to say this.

It's Kevin Nealon, not "Nolan"

I used to work at Starbucks and we were one of the test stores for oat milk so we had it a long time ago. I made an oatmeal cookie frappuccino with oat milk, cinnamon dolce syrup, and java chips. It tasted great with or without coffee.

Walking out of a store without buying anything.

They're called gym shoes.

One time my grandma was visiting me and she saw Knocked Up on my shelf of DVDs. She said, "oh I've never seen this movie. Mind if I borrow it?" as she grabbed it and put it in her purse. I said, "grandma I don't think you're going to like that movie". She said, "oh don't worry I'll… Read More

I once bought a carton of eggs and all 12 had double yolks. I wish I had taken pictures but alas I did not. I later read that the odds of that happening are astronomically low.

*Brussels sprouts

Ok but Google exists.

Shit