I got a pedicure once… It was delightful.
Your anaconda don’t want none and I get it.
“I can feel it burning my stomach.”
Who the f*** thought a hot dog smoothie was a good idea?
And they just keep scrolling…
Images tirées du livre de James Mollison, Where Children Sleep.
From the book by James Mollison
“It feels like someone put some string in my butt.”
The Apple Watch is just the beginning.
“I’m going to pursue you, sexually.”
It’s time to stop calling online dating weird. It’s only weird because you’re making it weird.
Spoiler alert: It’s really freaking cute.
1/7th of your life will be spent on a Tuesday…
Gentlemen, listen up. Ladies, you may get a kick out of this too.
Yes, Facebook Addiction is a real thing.
Not that you would ever lie on a first date, right?
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