voltimand13

I work in a "Sizzling Pub" which is a whole lot of steaks on hot ass skillets, and literally every time someone orders a medium steak and complains that its bloody. a) its med, its gonna be pink. B) its haemoglobin not blood bitchezzzz. And when 9/10 guests order their sirloin/rib… Read More

Wagon wheels and wheetos tbh

All of you banging on about fish chips and mushy peas but its really all about a pasty and peas ???

Mentioning Carr's pasties and not ye olde pastie shop pasties ???dire man, proper boltoners know where its at ??

Mate my "suburb" is Bolton level shit. ???

Think you've got it bad with the peter Kay thing? Live in Bolton, went to the same school he went to- they refused to get rid of a minibus that was falling to pieces because he'd sat in it, three years after I'd left they replaced it!!- my primary school social club was used for bloody… Read More

Fs actually know 25, asda gave her some marigolds and a £20 voucher ???

It was thought I had mental health issues all through school, but the school wouldn't do anything about it because they didn't get funding to support it. In my first year of college it was the same, I ended up dropping out due to anxiety. I then went to a ~worse~ college and they… Read More

A 330ml can of pop, a pint of milk, a tub of mushy peas or gravy in a chippy, a head of lettuce, a bag of parsnips or a lighter in Manchester UK

My sister, my brother and I are all working. My ma and dad have invited some elderly friends round to drink and eat pasties and peas. ??