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17 Pictures That Sum Up British Culture Perfectly

I can only stand to be attacked and disrespected so many times. Also no offense to Heinz. Love you.

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1. Salad cream:

2. Mushy peas:

3. SALAD CREAM.

4. MUSHY PEAS.

5. Like, this is literally a "cream" for a salad. A cream!!!

6. And this is literally vomit?? That you eat??? With your mouth??? And not your butt?!?!

7. Salad cream is some dystopian-ass shit. You get served salad cream in a George Orwell novel, not in a restaurant.

You get served salad cream in You Got Served when you're getting served.
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You get served salad cream in You Got Served when you're getting served.

8. And mushy peas might be the saddest thing I've ever seen. Like, it makes me sad. I'm sad now. I'm canceling my plans tonight. Sorry, grandma.

9. But seriously — "salad cream"? Like, do you eat this? Do you apply it topically? Directly to the forehead? Where do you put this "cream"?

10. Come on, man. Look at this. It's like diarrhea on steroids. It's like the Mark McGwire of diarrhea. Some juiced-up 'rrhea. Mushy peas hit 70 home runs in 1998.

11. And salad cream? Is this like a centuries-long practical joke? "Ha-ha, good funny, Lord Oliver Cromwell! Innit!"

12. WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN GABLES IS THIS??

13. If someone came up to me with a bottle of free salad cream I'd make a citizen's arrest.

14. If I could have any superpower I wouldn't pick flight or invisibility. I'd pick the power to make people who eat this lose custody of their children.

Or Spiderman's powers.
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Or Spiderman's powers.

15. Why does this happen? Why does bad cream happen to good people?

16. YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE!!! YOUR SANCTUARY!!! YOUR OWN PERSONAL TABERNACLE!!!!

17. WHYYYYY????

I THINK WE KNOW EXACTLY WHY.

And that, my friends, is British culture.
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And that, my friends, is British culture.

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