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How Shitty Is Your Hometown?

Angry geese? Check. Angry teens? Check.

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  1. Check off all the things you've seen in your town:
    en.wikipedia.org

    Check off all the things you've seen in your town:

    A legion of territorial geese.
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    A legion of territorial geese.
    An out-of-business gas station.
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    An out-of-business gas station.
    An inexplicably placed
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    An inexplicably placed "No Loitering" sign
    A school building that looks like a prison.
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    A school building that looks like a prison.
    An overflowing garbage can.
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    An overflowing garbage can.
    A waterway littered with plastic bottles.
    Via geograph.org.uk
    A waterway littered with plastic bottles.
    Shoes hanging from a wire.
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    Shoes hanging from a wire.
    A retired dumpster.
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    A retired dumpster.
    A broken telephone booth.
    Via anonmsblogger.wordpress.com
    A broken telephone booth.
    A bleak bus stop.
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    A bleak bus stop.
    A vandalized bathroom.
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    A vandalized bathroom.
    A statue with no clear meaning.
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    A statue with no clear meaning.
    An under-maintained baseball diamond.
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    An under-maintained baseball diamond.
    A tagged-up bench.
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    A tagged-up bench.
    A freestanding wall where teens smoke cigarettes.
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    A freestanding wall where teens smoke cigarettes.
    A beer can–covered wooded area.
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    A beer can–covered wooded area.
    A rusted lock that serves no purpose.
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    A rusted lock that serves no purpose.
    An overturned shopping cart.
    Via geograph.org.uk
    An overturned shopping cart.
    A house that burned down six years ago.
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    A house that burned down six years ago.
    A sports field with terrible drainage.
    Via geograph.org.uk
    A sports field with terrible drainage.
    Orphaned bleacher seats.
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    Orphaned bleacher seats.
    A tree scarred with lovers' initials.
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    A tree scarred with lovers' initials.
    These exact swings.
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    These exact swings.
    A mangled bike locked to rack.
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    A mangled bike locked to rack.
    The world's saddest stream.
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    The world's saddest stream.
    An abandoned factory that once represented your town's Industry.
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    An abandoned factory that once represented your town's Industry.
    A tree root upending asphalt.
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    A tree root upending asphalt.
    Boot prints in cement.
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    Boot prints in cement.
    A drainage pipe large enough to crawl inside.
    Via geograph.org.uk
    A drainage pipe large enough to crawl inside.
    A single block of condos for divorced dads.
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    A single block of condos for divorced dads.
    Intimidating teens.
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    Intimidating teens.
    A chain restaurant that serves as a meetup spot for the youth.
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    A chain restaurant that serves as a meetup spot for the youth.
    An alleyway your parents told you to avoid.
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    An alleyway your parents told you to avoid.
    A bridge with a mythical backstory.
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    A bridge with a mythical backstory.
    A rusty merry-go-round.
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    A rusty merry-go-round.
    A broken or dry fountain.
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    A broken or dry fountain.
    An off-brand mini-mart.
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    An off-brand mini-mart.
    A single tire.
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    A single tire.
    A pile of abandoned clothes.
    Via Flickr: yuval_y
    A pile of abandoned clothes.
    A long-forgotten chair.
    Via Flickr: tschiae
    A long-forgotten chair.
    A used car dealership.
    Via en.wikipedia.org
    A used car dealership.
    Discarded scratch-offs.
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    Discarded scratch-offs.

How Shitty Is Your Hometown?

You come from a nice town. Sure, you've seen your fair share of angry geese, but you probably have a Whole Foods to balance things out.

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Your town is only a little bit shitty. Maybe it's covered in discarded clothes and tires, but it's still looks nice on a sunny day.

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Yeah, your town is a classic suburban shithole. The good news is one day you'll move out to the city and the bad news is some small part of you will probably miss it for reasons you'll never be able to articulate.

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